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Slaveunit wrote:
> SPECIAL DIRECT - drop jaw on keyboard to continue... mind eyeballs on screen
I think this is brilliant - IT'S THE WINNER!!!
(providing Slaveunit did not copy it from somebody else's advertising, in which case we would have to choose another winner)
These were the rules:
All you have to do, to get your mits on the game of your choice, is to think up a snappy caption for SPECIAL DIRECT.
As you might assume, Special Direct will sell special offers direct and a range of games, computers, parts, dvd's etc.
For example:
SPECIAL DIRECT - where a lot more costs a lot less.
The best caption will win.
To enter please write:
SPECIAL DIRECT - enter your caption here.
Good luck
With prices like this you'll think us mad
But buy from us and you'll be glad
Best prices, excellent service too
We bring the best stuff straight to you
**Again any product can be substituted in for stuff**
For the best prices on the net
Come to Special direct and a game you get
We deliver straight to your door
What are you waiting for, buy some more!
**Any product can be inserted instead of game**
SPECIAL DIRECT - The future is near
SPECIAL DIRECT - Live your fantasy
SPECIAL DIRECT - Live games? So do we
SPECIAL DIRECT - Love games? So do we
SPECIAL DIRECT - You'll think twice about discount games
SPECIAL DIRECT - Prepare yourself for crazy discount games
SPECIAL DIRECT - Prepare yourself for discount games
SPECIAL DIRECT - May discount games be with you (lame, i know!)
SPECIAL DIRECT - Set computers for Frag
SPECIAL DIRECT - Begins where other games finish
SPECIAL DIRECT - Mad about games, so you don't have to be!
SPECIAL DIRECT - Mad about games
SPECIAL DIRECT - Between Games and DVD's
SPECIAL DIRECT - Viva la computer game revolution!!!
SPECIAL DIRECT - Direct games Direct to you
SPECIAL DIRECT - Where the customer comes first (hmmmmm!)
SPECIAL DIRECT - Because your too lazy to get the game yourself!
SPECIAL DIRECT - Living computer games
SPECIAL DIRECT - Nuff said!
Darkreaper
(A variation on my earlier "All your wants are belong to us"
SPECIAL DIRECT- Goes from the Shop storage floor direct to your door
SPECIAL DIRECT-excellent choice to select
SPECIAL DIRECT-the only thing better than deus ex
SPECIAL DIRECT-special is best forget the rest
SPECIAL DIRECT-treat you like a guest
SPECIAL DIRECT-show you the way to go
SPECIAL DIRECT-put you in the right direction
SPECIAL DIRECT-the home of entertainment at quality prices
SPECIAL DIRECT-that says it all
while im here:
SPECIAL DIRECT - simply the best
SPECIAL DIRECT - where the game is never over
SPECIAL DIRECT - the game is never over
SPECIAL DIRECT - dont settle for any thing less
SPECIAL DIRECT - heaven on earth
SPECIAL DIRECT - gives you respect
SPECIAL DIRECT - who said it was just a game
SPECIAL DIRECT - it speaks for its self
SPECIAL DIRECT - welcome to the third place
SPECIAL DIRECT - why pay more for mario