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Slaveunit wrote:
> SPECIAL DIRECT - drop jaw on keyboard to continue... mind eyeballs on screen
I think this is brilliant - IT'S THE WINNER!!!
(providing Slaveunit did not copy it from somebody else's advertising, in which case we would have to choose another winner)
These were the rules:
All you have to do, to get your mits on the game of your choice, is to think up a snappy caption for SPECIAL DIRECT.
As you might assume, Special Direct will sell special offers direct and a range of games, computers, parts, dvd's etc.
For example:
SPECIAL DIRECT - where a lot more costs a lot less.
The best caption will win.
To enter please write:
SPECIAL DIRECT - enter your caption here.
Good luck
SPECIAL DIRECT - Health warning! Prices liable to cause shortness of breath!
SPECIAL DIRECT - Lost as a child and raised by .com companies, they can keep the prices low and are garaunteed not to go bust!
SPECIAL DIRECT - Just buy from us or we'll send "Big Mick" round
SPECIAL DIRECT - Cheaper than shoplifting!
SPECIAL DIRECT - Prices lower than the Chancellor's NHS budget!
Sorry, I promise no more.
SPECIAL DIRECT - Llama whippin' good!
SPECIAL DIRECT - Today's games, tomorrow's prices
SPECIAL DIRECT - We're so low we're going solo!
SPECIAL DIRECT - We accept solo!
SPECIAL DIRECT - We accept solo unlinke our nearest competitior! *ahem*
SPECIAL DIRECT - Need RAMming? Special offers!
SPECIAL DIRECT - We hold stripping competitions!
SPECIAL DIRECT - We don't sell turkeys, even at Christmas
SPECIAL DIRECT - The hottest deals, direct to your door
SPECIAL DIRECT - The latest games, direct to your door
SPECIAL DIRECT - The cooest releases, direct to your door
SPECIAL DIRECT - Direct to your door
SPECIAL DIRECT - Cheaper than a tom, and just as fun!
SPECIAL DIRECT - GBAs, now in stock
SPECIAL DIRECT - gaming gaming gaming!
SPECIAL DIRECT - Read my lips: Low prices under our sign
OK, enough with the politics. Will think of better ones later.
Special Direct - Where slightly more stuff comes slightly cheaper
Special Direct - Where you can buy things.
Sorry about these, brains not switched on yet. Hopefully have some good ones this afternoon.
Bloody hell, a crack team of 50 top-class hardcore gamers all working on new banners/ideas/marketing campaigns/slogans and all you have to do is give them a game every day?!?!?
I can see why SR has the biggest turnover of any company, you hardly have anyone on the payroll!
:-)
But we DO have 6 clever people in our marketing team too, and I assure you they come up with great ideas and they work very hard.