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Slaveunit wrote:
> SPECIAL DIRECT - drop jaw on keyboard to continue... mind eyeballs on screen
I think this is brilliant - IT'S THE WINNER!!!
(providing Slaveunit did not copy it from somebody else's advertising, in which case we would have to choose another winner)
These were the rules:
All you have to do, to get your mits on the game of your choice, is to think up a snappy caption for SPECIAL DIRECT.
As you might assume, Special Direct will sell special offers direct and a range of games, computers, parts, dvd's etc.
For example:
SPECIAL DIRECT - where a lot more costs a lot less.
The best caption will win.
To enter please write:
SPECIAL DIRECT - enter your caption here.
Good luck
SPECIAL DIRECT-We deal direct, which means we have prices lower than you might expect.
SPECIAL DIRECT-Fulfills your expectations.
SPECIAL DIRECT-Discounted goods are what we aim to deliver.
SPECIAL DIRECT-Saving money is what you you will come to expect.
SPECIAL DIRECT-We deal direct.
SPECIAL DIRECT-We deal direct which means we deliver, better prices than our high street competitior.
SPECIAL DIRECT-Low, Low prices are what you will come to expect.
SPECIAL DIRECT-Better prices than you might expect.
Anything that ends in 'expect' is a trademark of cookie monster.
Special Direct - What have you been waiting for?
Special Direct - The best thing to happen to gamers since Special reserve!
Special Direct - the best thing since the PS2!
Special Direct - even better than Britney Spears naked!
Special Direct - cheaper than leading competitiors (ie. SR!)
Special Direct - Still special - but now direct too! The new service from Special reserve!
Special Direct - Your bank acount loves us already!
SPECIAL DIRECT- Keep your wallets thick and your kids happy at SPECIAL DIRECT
can I change this to
SPECIAL DIRECT- Keep your wallets thick and your kids happy by going DIRECT
another one is:
SPECIAL DIRECT- Save money while keeping your kids happy.
SPECIAL DIRECT- Buy games and still keep your wallet happy when you go DIRECT
SPECIAL DIRECT- Stay home, buy cheap, buy DIRECT.
SPECIAL DIRECT- Get cheap, get quick, go DIRECT
SPECIAL DIRECT- You like bargains??? Then you'll like SPECIAL DIRECT.
SPECIAL DIRECT- Hot prices when you go DIRECT.
SPECIAL DIRECT- Where prices come at no cost
SPECIAL DIRECT- It's CHEAP like a Budgey
SPECIAL DIRECT - Hate benders?! So do we!... Stay straight with Special Direct!
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I hope this didn't cause any offence... It was only a joke really.
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Good luck staff, this comp has already surmounted 14 pages to sift through.