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"Gaming Paranoia"

Does gaming make you paranoid or is it just some big conspiracy to make us think we're not made paranoid by playing games when in fact we are?

I think it's one of those two, but I wouldn't like to say for sure just in case one of 'them' is reading this, which they could be.

That's 'work' that does that isn't it?

Gaming is there to sap up all your time, so that you can't do anything that could change the world for your own good...

And the PS2 is shaped the way it is so that it can absorb radar emissions from Mars, then send them to the CIA via it's modem, which is why the X-Box is being released so late. Nintendo were responsible for this year's foot and mouth epidemic. And next year, they are coming for YOU.

And if you play it forwards, you can hear messages from the dead presidents.


Or maybe that's just me.....

If you play Sonic the Hedgehog backwards you can hear ancient druid fishing incantations.

Gaming in no way makes you paranoid.

Stop looking at me! I know your game! YOUR ALL AGAINST ME!

I've always though there was something up ever since the SAS confiscated my Megadrive...

I think there is something up with all these Fifa updates... and stuff like that. What are EA trying to tell us? They need a calender? They can't think of any other type of game to make? Or is there some sort of code, embedded into every game...

The next time you play Fifa... listen REAL closly to what the crowds are chanting...


"COME ON YOU REDS... PAY THE RANSOM... COME ON YOU REDS..."

QED

Do you think they'll ever make games in Latin or is the fact that the language died out part of a wider conspiracy involving Sega and a carrot?

Humm...

*Ant looks around, checking that no nuclear conspiracies are being planned.*

*Ant then calms down.*

"AHH!! A NOISE!! IT'S PROBABLY SOMEONE COCKING A GUN, READY TO BLOW MY HEAD OFF!! Oh wait, it's only my father opening a can of Tango."

Nah, I don't think gaming makes you paranoid.