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http://special.reserve.co. uk/news/story.php?id=951
I'm sorry, but this is ridiculous, at least the TombRaider games had a modicum of story to them, how the hell can you make a film based on CT???
What next? Tetris: The Movie?
Does anyone else think this is starting to go a bit far now?
> You can imagine the script:
(edited)
Taxi Man: get in!
Passenger: Take
> me to the cafe!
Taxi Man: you talking to me?
Passenger: Pardon?
Taxi Man pulls gun and shoots passenger, them himself.
As you can see, the dialogue is packed with
> suspense. It's going to be better than Super Mario Bros.: the
> Movie. No really, it is.
Taxi Man: get in!
Passenger: Take me to the cafe!
(Taxi drives off)
Passenger: Watch out!
(Taxi arrives at destination)
Passenger: Thanks!
(Passenger gets out)
(2nd Passenger enters)
Taxi Man: Where to?
2nd Passenger: Church please!
As you can see, the dialogue is packed with suspense. It's going to be better than Super Mario Bros.: the Movie. No really, it is.
http://special.reserve.co. uk/news/story.php?id=951
I'm sorry, but this is ridiculous, at least the TombRaider games had a modicum of story to them, how the hell can you make a film based on CT???
What next? Tetris: The Movie?
Does anyone else think this is starting to go a bit far now?