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"Who wants pics of ALI in funny costume?"

Get this up to 100 and I'll give you the URL

p.s. That means that you have to come tonight to deck me for this, Ali.

Your Honour wrote:
> What does a PA actually do? Just send faxes, answer the phone kind
> of thing?

Just out of interest, how come you have to get up at 5
> in the morning? What time do you start?


A PA...well..depends. Me? I put stuff onto the computer when needed, send some faxes and that's about it.
Not taxing at all, leaves me free to pursue things I'm interested in, instead of worrying about "a career".

And I get up at 7am, except when I stay at my Gf in London, when I have to be up at 5am to leave by 6am.

That's enough about me, let's talk about me

But if your boss is as lazy as you, it's not your fault if there's not much to do and you have to use your own initiative to go and cut the grass so you don't die of boredom.

Could be.

But I took a break from my hectic schedule to commandeer the tractor-mower thing and drive round the grounds for 20 mins.

I'm amazed I dont get fired to be honest.

What does a PA actually do? Just send faxes, answer the phone kind of thing?

Just out of interest, how come you have to get up at 5 in the morning? What time do you start?

Goatboy wrote:
> Sure is.

I spent my lunchbreak sitting by the pool here, drinking
> Coke and smoking, watching swans on the lake.

And since 2pm when
> I returned?
Surfed the net, did some filing and went for
> coffee.

Sure that's not smoking coke and drinking. And then kicking the faces off swans.

PA for a sales manager in a Perfumery.

Yep, a company that makes perfume. You can all mock and make jokes for the rest of the day, and then I will sulk and throw my poo at you.

Basically, I sit and surf the Net, drink coffee and send the occasional fax for a boss that is as lazy as myself.

Excellent.

I work in an old Manor house with a pool, sauna, lake, 3 acres of grounds and a nice long gravel drive.

Life is good.

What are you doing at the moment Goaty? I mean what is your job, not what are you actually doing at the moment.

Sure is.

I spent my lunchbreak sitting by the pool here, drinking Coke and smoking, watching swans on the lake.

And since 2pm when I returned?
Surfed the net, did some filing and went for coffee.

It's a hard life for sure

Hmmmm, ok then Goaty, i'll let you off.

Changing the subject completely, this working life is easy isn't it!!

No, I'm saying I'll beat you like a red-headed stepchild.

It's a saying that amuses me, and paints a vivid picture of gingas being beaten by foster parents.