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Trust me, if anyone is less likely to try to come onto a woman in these forums than me, I havent found them yet.
Ask the others what I'm like.
The idiot child locked in the attic, to be fed scraps and ignored in polite conversation.
Rupret the Monkey Boy.
A goober.
The Jester
Harless enough.
Why, the last female to join these forums spent 4hrs discussing Erotic Thrillers with me and walked away with a free DVD.
It is rare that anything I say is serious.
Apart from the fact that I am spoken for, and would no more consider being unfaithful (even in mind) than I would eat my own salty manfat.
So, take my jibes and comments in the right state of mind (ie "What a tool...but strangely amusing and charming) and we shall have a long and prosperous time arguing the merits of movies and porno here.
Now, can you please explain to Ms Jolie that she can stare at me all she likes from the posters and video shelves, I'm not interested one little bit.
Naughty, naughty woman.
You and Angelina Jolie.
I can't say it enough, would the both of you stop trying to ensnare me.
I am someone else's