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"what is the best natural disaster movie?"

what ia the best natural disaster movie? we have armageddon, bruce willis, ben affleck etc good effects ,good story. then we have twister bill paxman, helen hunt, true to life and also a good story. Then there is the storm and others like it. Which though is the most true to life ?which really drew you in?which really made you think, that could actually happen? no matter if it was long and drawn out or full of action and fast paced let me know.

Well, Twister was fairly awful! Armageddon did not have a good storyline and it is the corniest film ever (although I still like it). Oh, and I really thought that it could happen as well. At least I know that if the world is in trouble from a giant meteor then we just have to get an oil digger to dig a really deep hole.

"Permission to shake the hand of the daughter of the bravest man I've ever met." AAAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!

"Do you swear on your families life that you will reach that mark?"
"I will make 800 feet."
"Then let's turn this bomb off." AAARRRGGGHHHHHHH even more!!!!!!

And it has really corny music. I mean do you think the director and composer actually sat down and thought, "hmmm....how can I make this film incredibly corny?"

Well I tried

nope not a clue what to do, but i'm sure someone else would have an idea.seeya

Yes I have, the problem is that I wouldnt know where I would have to go to get my stories published.

Do you know what to do?

Seeya and Im glad you like it.

excellent story cd, well written would make a bestseller. Have you thought about taking it up for a living?

It would be re-written so Stalline got to dive out and rescue him with a parachute just before the natural end.

And they'd work in a sub-plot involving a cute dog, bullet-time stop motion and a twist ending.

Nah, I'm going to wait until I can afford a plane and book The Naked Thick-Tongued W****er for a corporate event.

He shows up being all "Pukka!", gets in the plane, I film him talking mockney crap for 20 mins, then WHOOOSH, out he goes.

I'll make millions

Hey emmalou, I've written a story about you, check it out in the FOG chat board. Its not about you persoally its just I needed to have the screen names fron the SR message forums!

SEEYA

OH by the way its in two bits and its called The Haunting Surprise

I like the idea goatboy,you should send it to hollywood.

Goatboy wrote:
> Hey, if Mikey can score her at his age, anything is possible.

But
> I would say Jamie Oliver.
Or Hugh Grant


She was with that dude from Blue Peter before, so anyone gets a go.

Besides, by their example, your perfect woman wont be born for another 23 years.

So, head down and get lots of practice

There isn't a female lead.

1 plane, Oliver pilots it and bails out.
Grapples with clouds and smashes through a farmhouse roof.

Perfect and a gauranteed audience appeal.