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Sonic the Hedgehog: Last seen stumbling out Stringfellows in a dishevelled state following his birthday party. The 'spiked-wonder' was rumoured to have been escorted back to his hotel by two lap dancers, and has not been seen since.
Ecco the Dolphin: Spotted at various locations, the most recent being in a tuna fish sandwich at Luton Services on the M1. Presumed dead, if not technically missing.
Crash Bandicoot: Recently arrested for destroying stock at Raven Crystal Glassware in Croydon.
Mario and Luigi: Confirmed reports indicate that these two saviours of the world are now working for Dyno-Rod until they are next called upon to rescue princesses. Due to the current public sway against the monarchy, they have signed up for a Dyno-Rod company pension, however.
Lara Croft: Photograhpic evidence depicts her booking into Madame Blowoeup's Clinic in Beverley Hills for some 'surgical enhancements'.
Solid Snake: Depending on how you played the torture scene, Solid Snake is either living happily ever after in a mountain cabin in the Rockies with Meryl, or living happily ever after in a mountain cabin in the Rockies with Otacon.
More to follow from the CIA World Factfiles, next week.
> pb wrote:
> I thought this was going to be a 'where are they
> now' of old FOG
> members.
I thoguht so too. Even though I
> dont really know any of them. LIke the tagline by the way Pb. I
> agree they are too short.
Me too!
> I thought this was going to be a 'where are they now' of old FOG
> members.
I thoguht so too. Even though I dont really know any of them. LIke the tagline by the way Pb. I agree they are too short.
See ya
PinkPig
:D
Sonic the Hedgehog: Last seen stumbling out Stringfellows in a dishevelled state following his birthday party. The 'spiked-wonder' was rumoured to have been escorted back to his hotel by two lap dancers, and has not been seen since.
Ecco the Dolphin: Spotted at various locations, the most recent being in a tuna fish sandwich at Luton Services on the M1. Presumed dead, if not technically missing.
Crash Bandicoot: Recently arrested for destroying stock at Raven Crystal Glassware in Croydon.
Mario and Luigi: Confirmed reports indicate that these two saviours of the world are now working for Dyno-Rod until they are next called upon to rescue princesses. Due to the current public sway against the monarchy, they have signed up for a Dyno-Rod company pension, however.
Lara Croft: Photograhpic evidence depicts her booking into Madame Blowoeup's Clinic in Beverley Hills for some 'surgical enhancements'.
Solid Snake: Depending on how you played the torture scene, Solid Snake is either living happily ever after in a mountain cabin in the Rockies with Meryl, or living happily ever after in a mountain cabin in the Rockies with Otacon.
More to follow from the CIA World Factfiles, next week.