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Breaking News:
Reports from the Microsoft X-Box assembley factory indicate that a number of workers are suffering from back pains and eyesore-itis.
One anonymous (middle-aged, 'ex-programmer') worker (wearing a PIKMIN T-Shirt) said:
'I was trying to carry the whole X-Box in one go with out disassembling it and I hurt my back'
Other victims of the X-Box were:
O-how-mi I Hertz, R. Thuritis and F. Meister
After being questioned about the incidents Bill Gates gave the following statement:
"We will be supplying our employees with new contracts that clearly state that we accept no responsibily for the their stupidity in looking at, or lifting the X-Box..."
One reporter asked about the possibility of shoulder straps to combat the fact that the Gamecube has a handle. Mr Gates gave no reply.
More as it becomes available.
My Name is The Game, reporting LIVE from The £50,000,000 Mansion in the Cliff!
Reports from the Microsoft X-Box assembley factory indicate that a number of workers are suffering from back pains and eyesore-itis.
One anonymous (middle-aged, 'ex-programmer') worker (wearing a PIKMIN T-Shirt) said:
'I was trying to carry the whole X-Box in one go with out disassembling it and I hurt my back'
Other victims of the X-Box were:
O-how-mi I Hertz, R. Thuritis and F. Meister
After being questioned about the incidents Bill Gates gave the following statement:
"We will be supplying our employees with new contracts that clearly state that we accept no responsibily for the their stupidity in looking at, or lifting the X-Box..."
One reporter asked about the possibility of shoulder straps to combat the fact that the Gamecube has a handle. Mr Gates gave no reply.
More as it becomes available.
My Name is The Game, reporting LIVE from The £50,000,000 Mansion in the Cliff!
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Dan2K1 wrote:
> Ooh it's a fan too? I don't need to hide the fact that I want one
> now! I NEED ONE!
Ergh it's so hot.
Yeah, look on the television if you want the weather in my area! Wimbledon is baking!
> Ooh it's a fan too? I don't need to hide the fact that I want one
> now! I NEED ONE!
Ergh it's so hot.
Yeah, look on the television if you want the weather in my area! Wimbledon is baking!
The noise from the XBox's fan is very loud! or so I have heard.....
The Game, have you been drinking? :-)
I suuposed i should have guessed Mr F. Meister was working for the big M.
I suuposed i should have guessed Mr F. Meister was working for the big M.
I know all those people but I'm not sure who this Bill Gates is.
Breaking News:
Reports from the Microsoft X-Box assembley factory indicate that a number of workers are suffering from back pains and eyesore-itis.
One anonymous (middle-aged, 'ex-programmer') worker (wearing a PIKMIN T-Shirt) said:
'I was trying to carry the whole X-Box in one go with out disassembling it and I hurt my back'
Other victims of the X-Box were:
O-how-mi I Hertz, R. Thuritis and F. Meister
After being questioned about the incidents Bill Gates gave the following statement:
"We will be supplying our employees with new contracts that clearly state that we accept no responsibily for the their stupidity in looking at, or lifting the X-Box..."
One reporter asked about the possibility of shoulder straps to combat the fact that the Gamecube has a handle. Mr Gates gave no reply.
More as it becomes available.
My Name is The Game, reporting LIVE from The £50,000,000 Mansion in the Cliff!
Reports from the Microsoft X-Box assembley factory indicate that a number of workers are suffering from back pains and eyesore-itis.
One anonymous (middle-aged, 'ex-programmer') worker (wearing a PIKMIN T-Shirt) said:
'I was trying to carry the whole X-Box in one go with out disassembling it and I hurt my back'
Other victims of the X-Box were:
O-how-mi I Hertz, R. Thuritis and F. Meister
After being questioned about the incidents Bill Gates gave the following statement:
"We will be supplying our employees with new contracts that clearly state that we accept no responsibily for the their stupidity in looking at, or lifting the X-Box..."
One reporter asked about the possibility of shoulder straps to combat the fact that the Gamecube has a handle. Mr Gates gave no reply.
More as it becomes available.
My Name is The Game, reporting LIVE from The £50,000,000 Mansion in the Cliff!
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