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Longy;0) wrote:
> Longy;0) wrote:
> Here's a few things i think u'll like:
>
> back by populer demand
> here are some more
>
> lyrics
Truffles
You, you
> think yer
> such a bad ass; You
> think
> yer such a rough neck; Well I
>
> saw you
> outside eating truffles
> with yer mom on the patio; I
>
> think
> it's really sad though; and
> tell yer girl ta
> quit
> buggin' me; 'Cause
> I saw her outside
> suckin'
> **** in the
> bathroom of the bus of the
> Iron Maiden
>
> cover band;
>
Chorus
When your pencil neck breaks,
>
> when
> your bird
> chest caves in . . .
I'm gonna win
When
> your
> pencil
>
> neck breaks, when your bird chest
> caves in . . .
I'm
> gonna
> win
>
Me, I'm just
> another gringo, a bitter jalepeno;
>
> But I gets more
>
> montequilla in a week than your b*itch
> @ss
> gets in a
> lifetime;
> You're steppin' on a land mine;
> Your
> gonna
> shoot yer eye out; I'm
> thinkin' what in the
>
> Sam Ham Hill is
> goin' on wit yer moms in the
> clogs
> and
> the skirt, Wouldn't
> f***'er for my country with a
> flag
> on
> her face and a stolen
> dick.
>
Chorus
You, you
> think yer still a
> bad ass, You
>
> think your still a rough
> neck; Well let's take
> this
>
> outside
SUNSHINE
When I
> look at your
> face I see dirt; All
> the
> sunshine you blow
> up my
> ass starts to hurt; And I don't
> really mind
> if I'm
>
> nothin' in your eyes; It's no surprise to
> me; There's
> a
>
> rocket I built; It's under my kilt; It's coming
>
> to blow you
> away.
>
Chorus
I was a jerk; I did the
> work
> for
> somebody else's dream;
> I took the chance;
> I lost my
> pants;
> in somebody else's dream
>
> tonight.
Now you're
> calling me up
> to get paid; And
> if you don't
> get paid
> then you'll never get
> laid;
> But I really don't have any
>
> money; I say goodbye;
> And
> you'll have to depend on your
> size;
> There's a
> rocket I built;
> It's under my kilt; It's
> coming to
> blow
> you away.
Chorus
>
Now I think that
> I'm
> going to bed, as the
> image of you and
> yer crap
>
> leaves my head; Cause it's t-minus 20
> tomorrow,
>
> rocket
> flies; And it doesn't depend on the size; There's
> a
>
>
> rocket I built; It's under my kilt; It's coming
> to blow
> you
>
> away
HUMPEM' N' DUMPEM'
Cough up
> the rent Mr.
> Kent; And
> don't
> try to blame it on
> the government; Your
> wife is a clown
> she's in
>
> town, she gets with some other
> guy; Are you gonna
> finish
> your fat?
> Cause I'd like to
> give it to my kitty
> cat;
> The big fat look is
> coming
> back. You skinny
> people are
> screwed. And I know you're
> right;
> Yeah
> I know it's time.
>
Chorus
Here we go
> again another
> humpem
> dumpem situation;
> Here we go again
> another
> humpem dumpem situation;
> Here we go
> again, here
> we
> go again, Now I know what you're like and
> I
> don't
>
> think I like it.
The newspaper says to get bent; Man
>
>
> I'd
> like to say that to the President; He got the L. in
>
> the
> House, I
> guess he already did; She looks like
> she
> finished
> here fat; she then
> turned around and
> ate my
> kitty cat; she
> coughed up a hair ball or
>
> two and laughed
> her way to the bank;
> And I know it's
> right; Yeah, I
> know
> it's time.
Chorus
>
Here
> we go again.
LEROY
He's
> got
> the dirtiest
> shoes
> that I ever seen; Chew on a blunt
> wipe his
> butt
> with a
> magazine; Smokin' his crack wash it
>
> down with gasoline; Still
>
> he push the button, E.F.
>
> Hutton when he speaks to me; Oh you know
> he
> told
> me
> "Shake it, don't break it; It took too damn
> long
> to
>
> make it"
Chorus
Leroy is my mojo man;
> Leroy
> is my
> mojo
> man, He come he take me by the
> hand; Cause Leroy is
>
> my mojo man
> tonight . . .
> alright!
He's just a pimp with
> a
> limp and some
>
> vaseline; He told me to "Look,
> over
> there!"
> and stole my
> nectarine; Said,
> "Don't turn
>
> your back on me black, I'm a sex
>
> machine" Still he
> push
> the button E.F. Hutton when he
> speaks to
> me;
> Oh you know he
> told me, "Shake it,
> don't break it;
> It took
> too damn long
> to make"
>
Chorus
>
Oh you know he told me,
>
> "Shake it,
> don't
> break it, it took too damn long to make
>
> it"
>
>
HEY MR. BROWN
Man I think it's just a little
>
> sleazy;
>
> You said you was like butter but you're cheesy;
> To
> treat me
> like I'm
> spinner bait you can't wait;
> go fish off
> some
> other dock.
>
Chorus
Hey, Mr.
> Brown, don't have a
>
> cow.
Just compensate
>
> me!
Hey, Mr. Brown, don't have a
>
> cow.
Just compensate
> me!
Hey,
> Mr. Brown, don't have a
>
> cow.
Just
> compensate me! You're gonna have
> to prove it
> to
>
> me.
If I don't call you back your head spins; If
>
> I
> told
> you what I think you'd s**t your linens; "It's
>
> just
>
> another interview, nothing new" But they
> don't
> even know
> my
> name.
Chorus
LOVE IS A
> MUTT FROM
> HELL
This is a
> story about
> a friend of
> mine; He is
> abnormally intelligent; He
> could bust
> a
> phatty rhyme,
> even when he got up in the blunt;
>
> But that all changed
>
> when the girl who he lives with
> came to
> town, He let here take
> him
> away from me so
> I had to ask him
> how; That's when he
> said,
> "She
> takes advantage of me! She
> takes
>
> advantage of me! "She takes
> advantage of me!
> She
>
> takes advantage of me! She even knows when I
>
> pee! I
> think
> eventually she'll make a meal out of
>
> me."
>
>
Chorus
Because her love is a mutt
> from
> hell that I can't
> live
> without; "Your
> love is a
> mutt from hell that I can't
> live
>
> without; One of these
> days I swear I'm gonna get out;
>
> 'Til then your
> love is a
> mutt from hell that I can't
> live
> without.
That's why
>
> I'm talking to you
> now.
Sarah
> lives with Bradley now, I
> guess
>
> that is how she wants her
> s**t; He needed a place
> to
> stay, so it's
> of mutual benefit; I
> stopped by on
> my
> way to Pomona yesterday; She
> sat down and
>
> spilled her
> guts to me; That's when I thought she would
>
> tell
> me
> she's gay; Instead she said, "He takes
> advantage of
>
> me!
> He takes advantage of me! He
> takes advantage of me!
> He
> takes
> advantage of me!
> He even knows when I pee! I
> think
> eventually he'll
>
> make a meal out of me."
>
Chorus
>
That's why
> I'm talking
> to you now;
Talking
> to; That's why
>
> I'm talking to, That's why I'm
> talking
> to.
Talking to;
> That's
> why I'm talking to, That's why
> I'm
> talking,
> talking, talking
> to you NOW!
Because,
> your love is
> a
> mutt from hell that I
> can't live
> without.
>
PUNK ASS B***H
She
> wriggles and she
>
> wraggles,
> she jiggles and she jaggles, you stand
> and watch
>
> her
> pass by, your line of vision ass-eye, you think
> that
>
> cause she
> smiles, that you turn all her
> dials, but you don't
> see
> them
> later, while in the
> elevator, you nag her and
> you swagger, you
>
> think
> you're gonna shag her, a man
> about the town-a, get
>
> funky,
> let's get down-a, machismo
> and machasma, it turns
> into
> miamsa, but
> you have got no
> class, no style,
> no social skills,
> no
> comprehension
>
Chorus
I
> can't deal with this idiot,
> yeah I must
>
> admit that
> he's a punk @ss b*tch
You open up
> your
>
> mouth-a,
> amazed at what comes out-a Its just a
>
> testimony,
> that you're full of
> bologna, that you're
> a
> stupid sh*t-Ass, a
> meathead, guido, pass-gas,
>
> that you
> have got no class, no
> style, no social skills,
> no
>
> comprehension
Repeat Chorus
> 2X
You know
> you want to
> spangle,
> but you can't seem to
> angle,
> one gives you
> attitude-a, your reason
> to be rude-a,
> you
> think that
> cause she smiles, that you turn all
> her
> dials, but
> you
> don't see them later, while in
> the elevator, you nag
> her
>
> and you swagger, you
> think you're gonna shag her, a man
> about
>
> the
> town-a, get funky, let's get down-a, machismo
> and
> machasma,
> it
> turns into miamsa, you have got no
>
> class, no style, no
> social
> skills, no comprehension
> You
> open up your mouth-a,
> amazed at what
> comes
> out-a It's
> just a testimony, that you're
> full of
> bologna, that
>
> you're a stupid s**t-ass, a
> meathead,
> guido, pass gas, but you
> have
> got no
> class, no style, no
> social skills, no
>
> comprehension
>
Repeat Chorus 2x
>
WANNABE
>
> GANGSTAR
I am a wannabe; You better
> be careful
>
> around
> me; I come from far away, where mustang dreams
> are
>
> made;
> and we are fashioned in the image of the
> Don's who have
>
> come
> before us; we all kiss the
> rings of sand like our
> fathers
> told us.
>
>
Chorus
'Cause I'm a wannabe
> gangstar, better go
> back
> to Commack;
> I'm a wannabe
> gangstar, better go back
> to
> Commack; I'm a wannabe
>
> gangstar, better go back
> to Commack,
> better go back to far
> away.
>
Like a
> lemon pie a la mode, my
> nine is easy to
> load; all
> hail
> Jericho; Turnpike Teck, that's
> where I go
> to
> learn the things about
> the universe I'll need so
> I
>
> can build a stamped, 'cause I'm all up
> in your face
>
> again,
> I'm all up in your face.
Chorus
A
>
> wannabe
> gangstar, a
> victim of the chromosome prankster,
> I thanks
> ya,
> I sits back
> in my chair to
> contemplate my hair; OOH
> DAMN, I reak of
>
> cologne,
> but yo I'm lookin' snappy, I'm
> nappy, I'm crappy, got
>
> jimmy
> hats from pappy, so now I'm
> trigger happy, Girl
> did he
> just rhyme
> 'crappy' with
> 'happy'? Yeah, so
> you girlies wanna
> get wit this nit
>
> wit, got Cheese
> Whiz or not? Then I'm a hafta
> blow up ya mail
> box
>
> BIATCH! Or toilet paper ya front yard,
> show the cops
> my
> Suburbs
> Card, they gotta let me go cause they
> know
>
> that I'm hard, it's the
> deal it's for real, ya
> betta
>
> listen to what I'm tellin' ya . . .
> 'Cause
> I'm a wannabe
>
> gangstar.
Chorus
Cool oh and here's a
> WWf event we
>
> made:
Longy’s and Kid Rock’s PPV:
> Wipeout
1st Match:
> Hardcore
> Tag team tornando match:
> Chris Jericho & Chris
> Benoit Vs Kane
> &
> Undertaker
the count down starts 7, 6,
> 5 the whole of
> the
> arena goes wild no one is sitting down. 4,
> 3, 2, 1
> the whole arena
> is in darkness every things silent
> then
> BOOM!! A big explosion and
> Jericho and Benoit are there
>
> walking down the ramp the crowd is
> going crazy they go
> into
> the ring both of the wrestlers are on a
> turn buckle
> looking
> out into the crowd. Then everything goes silent
>
> Jericho’s
> music cuts out then KEEP ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN!!!
> Then The
>
> Undertaker and his brother Kane are on the ramp
> walking down
> The
> Undertaker with one arm raised. Jericho
> and Benoit jump
> out the ring
> and go running towards The
> Undertaker and Kane
> they start hitting
> them the match is
> on Undertaker and Kane
> battle back with some hits
> to the
> head Undertaker and Kane
> bring Jericho and Benoit to the
>
> ring. The bell sounds for the
> start of the match undertaker
> throws
> Jericho into the ropes
> Undertaker bends down for
> the back drop
> Jericho kicks
> undertaker in the face
> undertaker is hit back Jericho
> goes
> into the ropes
> undertaker is still dazed and Jericho flies
>
> threw the
> air for a clothes line undertaker is hit onto the
> floor.
>
> Kane brings Benoit into the ring then Benoit starts
> hitting
> Kane and
> throws him into the rope then as Kane comes
>
> back Benoit hits him
> with a stinging chop to the chest
> sending
> Kane crashing to the
> floor. Benoit lifts kane up
> and power
> slams him into the floor
> making sure he wont
> get up Benoit now
> climbs out of the ring lifts
> up the
> appren and gets out some
> weapons he picks up a trash can
> and
> throws it into the ring
> and then he gets a steel
> chair and slides it
> to Jericho who
> picks it up as
> undertaker is just getting up Jericho
> smacks
> the steel
> chair round his head knocking him down to the floor
>
>
> which he came from. Then Benoit gets out a table out and
> pushed
> it
> in to the ring he gets a baseball bat out for
> him self then
> he get’
> s into the ring only to be met by
> Kane’s boot to the
> face it knocks
> him don to the ground
> Kane is kicking him in
> then he sets up the
> table.
> Undertaker climbs to his feet and
> Kane boots Jericho in
> the
> face onto the chair that Jericho had
> in his hand.
> Kane signals for
> the chokeslam and he grabs
> Benoit and
> chokeslams him to the out
> side of the ring.
> Undertaker
> then signals for the last ride and Kane
> pulls the
> table
> close to the Undertaker so he can last ride him
> through
>
> the table but Benoit has climbed to his feet pulls Kane
> out
>
> the ring and grabs his base ball bat and gives taker
> a low blow
> just
> after he had lifted Jericho up for the
> last ride but
> after the low
> blow Jericho reverses it in
> to a hurricanrana
> through the table. The
> crowd are going
> wild with excitement.
> Benoit then climbs out the
> ring
> and then grabs for something
> under the ring he brings out a
> two
> by four wrapped in barbed
> wire. Then he points to
> the two by four
> wrapped in barbed wire
> and then points
> to Kane and the crowd gets
> even wilder.
> Jericho climbs
> out the ring and finds something else he
> grabs
> a 25 foot
> ladder and also points to Kane. With the Undertaker
>
>
> lying motionless in the ring Kane when he gets up will be
> fighting
> a
> two on one match. Benoit gets out another
> table and puts it
> in the
> ring. Jericho gets Kane and
> smacks him round the head
> with the two
> by four wrapped
> in barbed wire cutting him open.
> Kane is thrown into
> the
> ring by Jericho Benoit is setting up
> the table and then
> setting
> the ladder up right next to it.
> Jericho stands
> Kane up and brings
> him to the ladder he pulls
> him up the
> ladder Jericho on one side
> Kane on the other
> Jericho’s
> back is to the Table they get up to the
> top Jericho
> is
> setting Kane up for the back drop onto the table
> over 25
>
> foot below the crowd is going insane below. Jericho try’s
>
> for
> the first time to back drop kane of the ladder but kane
> wont
>
> budge Jericho hits Kane and try’s again but he wont
> budge then
> kane
> fights back with some punches to the
> head kane puts his
> hand up in
> the air and signals for
> the choke slam now the
> crowd are of the
> seats wanting to
> get in closer kane gets
> Jericho by the throat
> climbs to
> the top of the ladder Jericho
> is one step below that.
>
> Undertaker is up now and battling
> Benoit out side the ring
> unaware
> what’s happening in the ring.
> Kane’s puts
> Jericho’s hand over his
> shoulder and lifts him
> high in
> the air then jumps off the ladder and
> slams Jericho
> into
> straight into the table it breaks instantly and
> he
>
> smashes through the ring as well and Jericho’s head nearly
> got
>
> hit off Kane is lying on the ground he felt the move
> as well but
> not
> as much as Jericho. Benoit and
> Undertaker are still
> beating each
> over up Benoit snap
> suplex’s Undertaker Benoit
> goes round the over
> side of
> the ring and gets a steel chair
> from underneath
> undertaker
> gets table out from under the ring
> and sets
> it up Benoit runs back
> round he goes to hit taker
> with
> the chair but taker slams it into
> his face with a big
>
> boot he lifts Benoit up and signals for the last
> ride then
> he
> last rides Benoit through the table undertaker is
> tired
> out he
> puts his hands and on his knees and then
> the crowd goes wild
>
> taker thinks its strange hes only
> putting his hands on his
> knees
> then DDP comes from the
> crowd turns taker round and then
> hits the
> Diamond Cutter
> on to a chair DDP starts celebrating
> then Sara comes
>
> down the ramp with a Steel chair comes face to
> with DDP raises
> the
> steel chair but in stead of hitting DDP
> she swings
> down and hits
> Undertaker her husband Sara say’s she
>
> loves DDP and they kiss then
> walk of together mean while
>
> Benoit is getting up he goes in to the
> ring climbs to the
> top
> rope and hits the Diving Head Butt onto Kane
> Benoit
> pulls
> Jercho up and helps him to his feet then Benoit
> gets
> Kane up
> throws him to Jericho and Jericho spine
> busters him then
> gets
> the walls of Jericho and Benoit
> locks in the Crippler
> Crossface
> they keep it there for a
> while then Kane say’s “it
> burns it Burns”
> and taps out
> Jericho and Benoit keep it locked
> in until the bell
>
> sounds and security guards come down and
> break it up Jericho
> and
> Benoit celebrate and they walk out the
> ring and up
> the ramp the
> crowd now is just going wild there
> loving
> it loving it loving it
> there loving like this this is
>
> the best PPV any one has anyone seen
> ever
i dont know
> if
> many of you know (you probably do your quite smart) but on
> that
> little demo disc that came tuked away with your ps2 in
> the box aswel
> as games and videos there is also a little
> something called YABASIC
> (yet another basic.)
this alows you
> to create your very own games
> which can be very difficult if
> you know hardly anything about
> codeing games.well im not very
> good at cding so i loaded on some
> demo games already built
> into the program and i was very happy to
> find snake.well on
> thisits called worm but none the less its snake
> with a bit of
> a twist and paint brush style graphics.but its not the
>
> graphics that matter.
any way after a while of playing worm
> i
> wanted to make my own game but i thought i would start small
> and i
> just tweaked the settings on the game but soon this
> caused the game
> to not run and i didnt know how to sort out
> the problem.
so i
> turned to the internet for guidence.
i
> found a couple of sites on
> YABASIC and they had coding for
> some rather good games one of which
> you may of heared of:
>
who wants to be a millionaire.
but they
> also had the all
> time classic game, the game that started the games
> industry
> pong.
incase you want a go at coding pong into your PS2
> hear
> is the code:
PADS = 2
BAT_HEIGHT = 80
>
BAT_WIDTH
> = 8
BAT_SPEED = 10
BAT_OFFSET = 20
>
BALL_RADIUS = 6
>
BALL_SPEED = 11
XSIZE =
> 640
YSIZE = 512
>
main()
sub main()
>
init()
cont = 1
>
>
wait_controller("Press any button to
> start.")
>
while(cont = 1)
>
draw_new_field()
>
update_bat(left_bat(),
> "PORT1", 16, 64)
if
> (PADS = 2) then
>
update_bat(right_bat(), "PORT2", 16,
> 64)
>
else
update_bat(right_bat(), "PORT1", 4096,
>
> 16384)
endif
update_ball()
pause 0.05
>
wend
>
end sub
sub update_bat(bat(), addr$, up,
> down)
local
> maxstep
if (and(peek(addr$), down)
> > 0) then
maxstep
> = YSIZE - (bat(2) + (bat(4) / 2))
>
bat(2) = bat(2) + min(maxstep,
> BAT_SPEED)
elsif
> (and(peek(addr$), up) > 0) then
maxstep
> = bat(2) -
> (bat(4) / 2)
bat(2) = bat(2) - min(maxstep,
> BAT_SPEED)
>
endif
end sub
sub update_ball()
>
b_newx =
> ball(1) + ball(5) * cos(ball(4))
b_newy = ball(2) +
>
> ball(5) * sin(ball(4))
b_newr = ball(3)
b_newa =
> ball(4)
>
b_news = ball(5)
>
check_topbot_collission()
>
>
check_bat_collission(left_bat())
>
>
check_bat_collission(right_bat())
>
>
check_leftright_collission()
ball(1) = b_newx
>
>
ball(2) = b_newy
ball(3) = b_newr
ball(4) = b_newa
>
>
ball(5) = b_news
end sub
sub
>
> check_topbot_collission()
local r, y_toomuch
r =
> ball(3)
>
if (b_newy < r) then
b_newy = r + (r -
> b_newy)
>
b_newa = (2 * pi) - b_newa
beep
endif
>
if (b_newy
> > (YSIZE - r)) then
y_toomuch = r +
> (b_newy - YSIZE)
>
b_newy = YSIZE - (y_toomuch + r)
>
b_newa = (2 * pi) - b_newa
>
beep
endif
end sub
>
sub
> check_leftright_collission()
local r, reinit
>
r = b_newr
>
reinit = 0
if (b_newx < r)
> then
score(2) =
> score(2) + 2
reinit = 1
beep
>
elsif (b_newx > (XSIZE -
> r)) then
score(1) =
> score(1) + 1
reinit = 1
beep
>
endif
if
> (reinit = 1) then
b_newx = XSIZE / 2
>
b_newy = YSIZE /
> 2
b_newa = random_angle()
>
>
wait_controller("Press any button to
> start.")
>
endif
end sub
sub
> check_bat_collission(bat())
>
local a, b, x, y, rev, bx_n,
> bx_o
local ignore, y_top,
> y_bot, too_much
if
> (bat(1) > (XSIZE / 2)) then
x =
> bat(1) - (bat(3) / 2)
>
rev = -1
bx_o = ball(1) + ball(3)
>
bx_n = b_newx +
> b_newr
if (bx_o >= bx_n) then
ignore
> = 1
elsif
> ((bx_o > x) or (bx_n < x)) then
ignore = 1
>
endif
>
else
x = bat(1) + (bat(3) / 2)
rev = 1
>
bx_o =
> ball(1) - ball(3)
bx_n = b_newx - b_newr
if (bx_o
>
> <= bx_n) then
ignore = 1
elsif ((bx_o < x) or
> (bx_n
> > x)) then
ignore = 1
endif
endif
>
if (ignore
> = 0) then
rem Let's give the players a
> bit of slack (b_newr / 2)
>
y_top = bat(2) - (bat(4) /
> 2) - (b_newr / 2)
y_bot =
> bat(2) + (bat(4) / 2) + (b_newr
> / 2)
a = (ball(2) - b_newy)
> / (ball(1) - b_newx)
b
> = b_newy - (a * b_newx)
y = a * x
> + b
if (y
> >= y_top and y <= y_bot) then
if (b_news
> > 2 *
> b_newr) then
draw_the_ball(x + (rev * b_newr), y,
> b_newr)
>
endif
too_much = b_newx - (x + (rev * b_newr))
>
>
b_newx = (x + (rev * b_newr)) - too_much
b_newa = pi
> -
> b_newa
endif
endif
end sub
sub
> draw_new_field()
>
buffer = 1 - buffer
setdrawbuf buffer
>
setrgb 0, 64, 127,
> 64
clear window
>
draw_bat(left_bat())
>
draw_bat(right_bat())
>
draw_ball()
draw_score()
>
setdispbuf buffer
end
> sub
sub draw_ball()
>
draw_the_ball(ball(1),
> ball(2), ball(3))
end sub
sub
> draw_the_ball(x, y,
> r)
setrgb 1, 127, 127, 127
fill
> circle x, y, r
>
end sub
sub draw_bat(bat())
local
> ltx, lty,
> rbx, rby
ltx = bat(1) - (bat(3) / 2)
lty =
> bat(2)
> - (bat(4) / 2)
rbx = bat(1) + (bat(3) / 2)
rby =
>
> bat(2) + (bat(4) / 2)
setrgb 1, 127, 127, 127
fill
>
> rectangle ltx, lty, rbx, rby
end sub
sub
> draw_score()
>
setrgb 1, 0, 0, 0
text 50, 20,
> str$(score(1)),
> "cc"
text XSIZE - 50, 20,
> str$(score(2)),
> "cc"
end sub
sub init()
>
init_structures()
>
init_screen()
end sub
>
sub init_structures()
rem
> ball: x, y, radius,
> angle, speed
dim ball(5)
init_ball()
>
rem
> left_bat: x, y (center), width, height
dim
> left_bat(4)
>
left_bat(1) = BAT_OFFSET
left_bat(2) = YSIZE / 2
>
>
left_bat(3) = BAT_WIDTH
left_bat(4) = BAT_HEIGHT
>
rem
> right_bat: x, y (center), width, height
dim
> right_bat(4)
>
right_bat(1) = XSIZE - BAT_OFFSET
>
right_bat(2) = YSIZE / 2
>
right_bat(3) = BAT_WIDTH
>
right_bat(4) = BAT_HEIGHT
>
rem score: left, right
>
dim score(2)
score(1) = 0
>
score(2) = 0
end sub
>
sub init_ball()
ball(1) =
> XSIZE / 2
ball(2) =
> YSIZE / 2
ball(3) = BALL_RADIUS
>
ball(4) =
> random_angle()
ball(5) = BALL_SPEED
end sub
>
>
sub random_angle()
local r
r = ran() * 2 *
> pi
>
rem These angles keep the game interesting
>
while (((r
> > 0.4 * pi) and (r < 0.6 * pi)) or ((r
> > 1.4 * pi) and (r
> < 1.6 * pi)))
r = ran() * 2 * pi
>
wend
return r
>
end sub
sub
> init_screen(text$)
open window XSIZE,
> YSIZE
buffer = 0
>
setdrawbuf buffer
setrgb 0, 64, 127, 64
>
clear
> window
end sub
sub wait_controller(text$)
>
>
setrgb 1, 0, 0, 0
text XSIZE / 2, YSIZE / 2,
> text$,
> "cc"
while
> (or(peek("PORT1"),
> peek("PORT2")) = 0)
>
pause 0.02
wend
end sub
>
It needs to be set
> out as you see it in front of you.
but
> let me warn you first
> before you run of to your PS2 if you dont have
> a memory card i
> advise you not to try coding.
WHY?
well i was
> putting in
> this code which believe me is very boring to do, i had
> done
> about a quatre of it and i had just had enough i couldnt keep
>
> going it was soooooooooo boring.if i had a memory card i could
> of
> saved the bit i had done and continued another day and
> another
> reasen is if you do manage to finish the code and get
> it working
> sucsefully you wont be able to save and every time
> you want to play
> it again you have to code it again.
so if
> you really want to get
> your code on but have no PS2 memory
> card i would buy one from
> ukgames.com i know memory cards are
> a lot but ukgames (special
> reserve) have one of the best
> prices.
Or if you cant be bothered
> to copy a code on to
> your PS2 and have or havent got a memory card
> you can download
> a PS2 YABASIC emulator onto your PC and just
> copy/paste the
> code into that - its a lot easy.
now you know how
> to make
> pong on your PS2
and here it is again if u want to read it again u
> dont have to
> back by populer demand here are some more
>
> lyrics
Truffles
You, you
> think yer such a bad ass; You
> think
> yer such a rough neck; Well I
> saw you outside
> eating truffles
> with yer mom on the patio; I think
> it's
> really sad though; and
> tell yer girl ta quit buggin' me;
> 'Cause
> I saw her outside
> suckin' **** in the bathroom of
> the bus of the
> Iron Maiden
> cover band;
Chorus
When
> your pencil neck breaks,
> when
> your bird chest caves in .
> . .
I'm gonna win
When your
> pencil
> neck breaks, when
> your bird chest caves in . . .
I'm
> gonna win
>
Me,
> I'm just another gringo, a bitter jalepeno;
> But I gets
> more
> montequilla in a week than your b*itch @ss
> gets in
> a lifetime;
> You're steppin' on a land mine; Your gonna
>
> shoot yer eye out; I'm
> thinkin' what in the Sam Ham Hill
> is
> goin' on wit yer moms in the
> clogs and the skirt,
> Wouldn't
> f***'er for my country with a flag on
> her face
> and a stolen
> dick.
Chorus
You, you think yer still
> a
> bad ass, You
> think your still a rough neck; Well let's
> take this
>
> outside
SUNSHINE
When I look at your
> face I see dirt; All
> the
> sunshine you blow up my ass
> starts to hurt; And I don't
> really mind
> if I'm nothin'
> in your eyes; It's no surprise to
> me; There's a
> rocket I
> built; It's under my kilt; It's coming
> to blow you
> away.
>
Chorus
I was a jerk; I did the work
> for
> somebody else's dream;
> I took the chance; I lost my
> pants;
> in somebody else's dream
> tonight.
Now you're
> calling me up
> to get paid; And if you don't
> get paid
> then you'll never get
> laid; But I really don't have any
>
> money; I say goodbye; And
> you'll have to depend on your
> size;
> There's a rocket I built;
> It's under my kilt; It's
> coming to blow
> you away.
Chorus
>
Now I think that
> I'm going to bed, as the
> image of you and
> yer crap
> leaves my head; Cause it's t-minus 20
> tomorrow,
> rocket
> flies; And it doesn't depend on the size; There's a
>
>
> rocket I built; It's under my kilt; It's coming to blow
> you
>
> away
HUMPEM' N' DUMPEM'
Cough up the rent Mr.
> Kent; And
> don't
> try to blame it on the government; Your
> wife is a clown
> she's in
> town, she gets with some other
> guy; Are you gonna
> finish your fat?
> Cause I'd like to
> give it to my kitty cat;
> The big fat look is
> coming
> back. You skinny people are
> screwed. And I know you're
> right;
> Yeah I know it's time.
>
Chorus
Here we go
> again another humpem
> dumpem situation;
> Here we go again
> another humpem dumpem situation;
> Here we go
> again, here
> we go again, Now I know what you're like and
> I
> don't
> think I like it.
The newspaper says to get bent; Man
>
> I'd
> like to say that to the President; He got the L. in
> the
> House, I
> guess he already did; She looks like she
> finished
> here fat; she then
> turned around and ate my
> kitty cat; she
> coughed up a hair ball or
> two and laughed
> her way to the bank;
> And I know it's right; Yeah, I
> know
> it's time.
Chorus
>
Here we go again.
LEROY
He's
> got
> the dirtiest shoes
> that I ever seen; Chew on a blunt
> wipe his butt
> with a
> magazine; Smokin' his crack wash it
> down with gasoline; Still
>
> he push the button, E.F.
> Hutton when he speaks to me; Oh you know
> he
> told me
> "Shake it, don't break it; It took too damn
> long to
>
> make it"
Chorus
Leroy is my mojo man; Leroy
> is my
> mojo
> man, He come he take me by the hand; Cause Leroy is
>
> my mojo man
> tonight . . . alright!
He's just a pimp with
> a
> limp and some
> vaseline; He told me to "Look,
> over
> there!" and stole my
> nectarine; Said,
> "Don't turn
> your back on me black, I'm a sex
>
> machine" Still he push
> the button E.F. Hutton when he
> speaks to
> me; Oh you know he
> told me, "Shake it,
> don't break it; It took
> too damn long
> to make"
>
Chorus
Oh you know he told me,
>
> "Shake it,
> don't break it, it took too damn long to make
>
> it"
>
HEY MR. BROWN
Man I think it's just a little
> sleazy;
>
> You said you was like butter but you're cheesy; To
> treat me
> like I'm
> spinner bait you can't wait; go fish off
> some
> other dock.
>
Chorus
Hey, Mr. Brown, don't have a
>
> cow.
Just compensate
> me!
Hey, Mr. Brown, don't have a
>
> cow.
Just compensate me!
Hey,
> Mr. Brown, don't have a
>
> cow.
Just compensate me! You're gonna have
> to prove it
> to
> me.
If I don't call you back your head spins; If
>
> I told
> you what I think you'd s**t your linens; "It's
> just
>
> another interview, nothing new" But they don't
> even know
> my
> name.
Chorus
LOVE IS A MUTT FROM
> HELL
This is a
> story about
> a friend of mine; He is
> abnormally intelligent; He
> could bust a
> phatty rhyme,
> even when he got up in the blunt;
> But that all changed
>
> when the girl who he lives with came to
> town, He let here take
> him
> away from me so I had to ask him
> how; That's when he
> said, "She
> takes advantage of me! She
> takes
> advantage of me! "She takes
> advantage of me! She
>
> takes advantage of me! She even knows when I
> pee! I
> think
> eventually she'll make a meal out of
> me."
>
>
Chorus
Because her love is a mutt from
> hell that I can't
> live
> without; "Your love is a
> mutt from hell that I can't
> live
> without; One of these
> days I swear I'm gonna get out;
> 'Til then your
> love is a
> mutt from hell that I can't live
> without.
That's why
>
> I'm talking to you now.
Sarah
> lives with Bradley now, I
> guess
> that is how she wants her
> s**t; He needed a place
> to stay, so it's
> of mutual benefit; I
> stopped by on my
> way to Pomona yesterday; She
> sat down and
> spilled her
> guts to me; That's when I thought she would
> tell
> me
> she's gay; Instead she said, "He takes advantage of
>
> me!
> He takes advantage of me! He takes advantage of me!
> He
> takes
> advantage of me! He even knows when I pee! I
> think
> eventually he'll
> make a meal out of me."
>
Chorus
>
That's why I'm talking
> to you now;
Talking
> to; That's why
> I'm talking to, That's why I'm
> talking
> to.
Talking to; That's
> why I'm talking to, That's why
> I'm
> talking, talking, talking
> to you NOW!
Because,
> your love is a
> mutt from hell that I
> can't live
> without.
PUNK ASS B***H
She
> wriggles and she
>
> wraggles, she jiggles and she jaggles, you stand
> and watch
> her
> pass by, your line of vision ass-eye, you think that
>
> cause she
> smiles, that you turn all her dials, but you don't
> see
> them
> later, while in the elevator, you nag her and
> you swagger, you
>
> think you're gonna shag her, a man
> about the town-a, get
> funky,
> let's get down-a, machismo
> and machasma, it turns into
> miamsa, but
> you have got no
> class, no style, no social skills,
> no
> comprehension
>
Chorus
I can't deal with this idiot,
> yeah I must
>
> admit that he's a punk @ss b*tch
You open up
> your
> mouth-a,
> amazed at what comes out-a Its just a
> testimony,
> that you're full of
> bologna, that you're a
> stupid sh*t-Ass, a
> meathead, guido, pass-gas,
> that you
> have got no class, no
> style, no social skills, no
>
> comprehension
Repeat Chorus
> 2X
You know you want to
> spangle,
> but you can't seem to
> angle, one gives you
> attitude-a, your reason
> to be rude-a, you
> think that
> cause she smiles, that you turn all her
> dials, but
> you
> don't see them later, while in the elevator, you nag
> her
>
> and you swagger, you think you're gonna shag her, a man
> about
>
> the town-a, get funky, let's get down-a, machismo
> and machasma,
> it
> turns into miamsa, you have got no
> class, no style, no
> social
> skills, no comprehension You
> open up your mouth-a,
> amazed at what
> comes out-a It's
> just a testimony, that you're
> full of bologna, that
>
> you're a stupid s**t-ass, a meathead,
> guido, pass gas, but you
> have
> got no class, no style, no
> social skills, no
> comprehension
>
Repeat Chorus 2x
>
WANNABE
> GANGSTAR
I am a wannabe; You better
> be careful
> around
> me; I come from far away, where mustang dreams are
>
> made;
> and we are fashioned in the image of the Don's who have
>
> come
> before us; we all kiss the rings of sand like our
> fathers
> told us.
>
Chorus
'Cause I'm a wannabe
> gangstar, better go
> back to Commack;
> I'm a wannabe
> gangstar, better go back to
> Commack; I'm a wannabe
>
> gangstar, better go back to Commack,
> better go back to far
> away.
>
Like a lemon pie a la mode, my
> nine is easy to
> load; all hail
> Jericho; Turnpike Teck, that's
> where I go
> to learn the things about
> the universe I'll need so
> I
> can build a stamped, 'cause I'm all up
> in your face
> again,
> I'm all up in your face.
Chorus
A
> wannabe
> gangstar, a
> victim of the chromosome prankster, I thanks
> ya,
> I sits back
> in my chair to contemplate my hair; OOH
> DAMN, I reak of
>
> cologne, but yo I'm lookin' snappy, I'm
> nappy, I'm crappy, got
> jimmy
> hats from pappy, so now I'm
> trigger happy, Girl did he
> just rhyme
> 'crappy' with
> 'happy'? Yeah, so you girlies wanna
> get wit this nit
>
> wit, got Cheese Whiz or not? Then I'm a hafta
> blow up ya mail
> box
> BIATCH! Or toilet paper ya front yard,
> show the cops
> my Suburbs
> Card, they gotta let me go cause they
> know
> that I'm hard, it's the
> deal it's for real, ya betta
>
> listen to what I'm tellin' ya . . .
> 'Cause I'm a wannabe
>
> gangstar.
Chorus
Cool oh and here's a WWf event we
>
> made:
Longy’s and Kid Rock’s PPV: Wipeout
1st Match:
> Hardcore
> Tag team tornando match: Chris Jericho & Chris
> Benoit Vs Kane
> & Undertaker
the count down starts 7, 6,
> 5 the whole of the
> arena goes wild no one is sitting down. 4,
> 3, 2, 1 the whole arena
> is in darkness every things silent
> then BOOM!! A big explosion and
> Jericho and Benoit are there
> walking down the ramp the crowd is
> going crazy they go into
> the ring both of the wrestlers are on a
> turn buckle looking
> out into the crowd. Then everything goes silent
> Jericho’s
> music cuts out then KEEP ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN!!! Then The
>
> Undertaker and his brother Kane are on the ramp walking down
> The
> Undertaker with one arm raised. Jericho and Benoit jump
> out the ring
> and go running towards The Undertaker and Kane
> they start hitting
> them the match is on Undertaker and Kane
> battle back with some hits
> to the head Undertaker and Kane
> bring Jericho and Benoit to the
> ring. The bell sounds for the
> start of the match undertaker throws
> Jericho into the ropes
> Undertaker bends down for the back drop
> Jericho kicks
> undertaker in the face undertaker is hit back Jericho
> goes
> into the ropes undertaker is still dazed and Jericho flies
>
> threw the air for a clothes line undertaker is hit onto the
> floor.
> Kane brings Benoit into the ring then Benoit starts
> hitting Kane and
> throws him into the rope then as Kane comes
> back Benoit hits him
> with a stinging chop to the chest sending
> Kane crashing to the
> floor. Benoit lifts kane up and power
> slams him into the floor
> making sure he wont get up Benoit now
> climbs out of the ring lifts
> up the appren and gets out some
> weapons he picks up a trash can and
> throws it into the ring
> and then he gets a steel chair and slides it
> to Jericho who
> picks it up as undertaker is just getting up Jericho
> smacks
> the steel chair round his head knocking him down to the floor
>
> which he came from. Then Benoit gets out a table out and pushed
> it
> in to the ring he gets a baseball bat out for him self then
> he get’
> s into the ring only to be met by Kane’s boot to the
> face it knocks
> him don to the ground Kane is kicking him in
> then he sets up the
> table. Undertaker climbs to his feet and
> Kane boots Jericho in the
> face onto the chair that Jericho had
> in his hand. Kane signals for
> the chokeslam and he grabs
> Benoit and chokeslams him to the out
> side of the ring.
> Undertaker then signals for the last ride and Kane
> pulls the
> table close to the Undertaker so he can last ride him
> through
> the table but Benoit has climbed to his feet pulls Kane out
>
> the ring and grabs his base ball bat and gives taker a low blow
> just
> after he had lifted Jericho up for the last ride but
> after the low
> blow Jericho reverses it in to a hurricanrana
> through the table. The
> crowd are going wild with excitement.
> Benoit then climbs out the
> ring and then grabs for something
> under the ring he brings out a two
> by four wrapped in barbed
> wire. Then he points to the two by four
> wrapped in barbed wire
> and then points to Kane and the crowd gets
> even wilder.
> Jericho climbs out the ring and finds something else he
> grabs
> a 25 foot ladder and also points to Kane. With the Undertaker
>
> lying motionless in the ring Kane when he gets up will be fighting
> a
> two on one match. Benoit gets out another table and puts it
> in the
> ring. Jericho gets Kane and smacks him round the head
> with the two
> by four wrapped in barbed wire cutting him open.
> Kane is thrown into
> the ring by Jericho Benoit is setting up
> the table and then setting
> the ladder up right next to it.
> Jericho stands Kane up and brings
> him to the ladder he pulls
> him up the ladder Jericho on one side
> Kane on the other
> Jericho’s back is to the Table they get up to the
> top Jericho
> is setting Kane up for the back drop onto the table
> over 25
> foot below the crowd is going insane below. Jericho try’s
> for
> the first time to back drop kane of the ladder but kane wont
>
> budge Jericho hits Kane and try’s again but he wont budge then
> kane
> fights back with some punches to the head kane puts his
> hand up in
> the air and signals for the choke slam now the
> crowd are of the
> seats wanting to get in closer kane gets
> Jericho by the throat
> climbs to the top of the ladder Jericho
> is one step below that.
> Undertaker is up now and battling
> Benoit out side the ring unaware
> what’s happening in the ring.
> Kane’s puts Jericho’s hand over his
> shoulder and lifts him
> high in the air then jumps off the ladder and
> slams Jericho
> into straight into the table it breaks instantly and
> he
> smashes through the ring as well and Jericho’s head nearly got
>
> hit off Kane is lying on the ground he felt the move as well but
> not
> as much as Jericho. Benoit and Undertaker are still
> beating each
> over up Benoit snap suplex’s Undertaker Benoit
> goes round the over
> side of the ring and gets a steel chair
> from underneath undertaker
> gets table out from under the ring
> and sets it up Benoit runs back
> round he goes to hit taker
> with the chair but taker slams it into
> his face with a big
> boot he lifts Benoit up and signals for the last
> ride then he
> last rides Benoit through the table undertaker is tired
> out he
> puts his hands and on his knees and then the crowd goes wild
>
> taker thinks its strange hes only putting his hands on his
> knees
> then DDP comes from the crowd turns taker round and then
> hits the
> Diamond Cutter on to a chair DDP starts celebrating
> then Sara comes
> down the ramp with a Steel chair comes face to
> with DDP raises the
> steel chair but in stead of hitting DDP
> she swings down and hits
> Undertaker her husband Sara say’s she
> loves DDP and they kiss then
> walk of together mean while
> Benoit is getting up he goes in to the
> ring climbs to the top
> rope and hits the Diving Head Butt onto Kane
> Benoit pulls
> Jercho up and helps him to his feet then Benoit gets
> Kane up
> throws him to Jericho and Jericho spine busters him then
> gets
> the walls of Jericho and Benoit locks in the Crippler
> Crossface
> they keep it there for a while then Kane say’s “it
> burns it Burns”
> and taps out Jericho and Benoit keep it locked
> in until the bell
> sounds and security guards come down and
> break it up Jericho and
> Benoit celebrate and they walk out the
> ring and up the ramp the
> crowd now is just going wild there
> loving it loving it loving it
> there loving like this this is
> the best PPV any one has anyone seen
> ever
i dont know if
> many of you know (you probably do your quite smart) but on that
> little demo disc that came tuked away with your ps2 in the box aswel
> as games and videos there is also a little something called YABASIC
> (yet another basic.)
this alows you to create your very own games
> which can be very difficult if you know hardly anything about
> codeing games.well im not very good at cding so i loaded on some
> demo games already built into the program and i was very happy to
> find snake.well on thisits called worm but none the less its snake
> with a bit of a twist and paint brush style graphics.but its not the
> graphics that matter.
any way after a while of playing worm i
> wanted to make my own game but i thought i would start small and i
> just tweaked the settings on the game but soon this caused the game
> to not run and i didnt know how to sort out the problem.
so i
> turned to the internet for guidence.
i found a couple of sites on
> YABASIC and they had coding for some rather good games one of which
> you may of heared of:
who wants to be a millionaire.
but they
> also had the all time classic game, the game that started the games
> industry pong.
incase you want a go at coding pong into your PS2
> hear is the code:
PADS = 2
BAT_HEIGHT = 80
BAT_WIDTH
> = 8
BAT_SPEED = 10
BAT_OFFSET = 20
BALL_RADIUS = 6
>
BALL_SPEED = 11
XSIZE = 640
YSIZE = 512
>
main()
sub main()
init()
cont = 1
>
wait_controller("Press any button to start.")
>
while(cont = 1)
draw_new_field()
>
update_bat(left_bat(), "PORT1", 16, 64)
if
> (PADS = 2) then
update_bat(right_bat(), "PORT2", 16,
> 64)
else
update_bat(right_bat(), "PORT1", 4096,
> 16384)
endif
update_ball()
pause 0.05
wend
>
end sub
sub update_bat(bat(), addr$, up, down)
local
> maxstep
if (and(peek(addr$), down) > 0) then
maxstep
> = YSIZE - (bat(2) + (bat(4) / 2))
bat(2) = bat(2) + min(maxstep,
> BAT_SPEED)
elsif (and(peek(addr$), up) > 0) then
maxstep
> = bat(2) - (bat(4) / 2)
bat(2) = bat(2) - min(maxstep,
> BAT_SPEED)
endif
end sub
sub update_ball()
>
b_newx = ball(1) + ball(5) * cos(ball(4))
b_newy = ball(2) +
> ball(5) * sin(ball(4))
b_newr = ball(3)
b_newa = ball(4)
>
b_news = ball(5)
check_topbot_collission()
>
check_bat_collission(left_bat())
>
check_bat_collission(right_bat())
>
check_leftright_collission()
ball(1) = b_newx
>
ball(2) = b_newy
ball(3) = b_newr
ball(4) = b_newa
>
ball(5) = b_news
end sub
sub
> check_topbot_collission()
local r, y_toomuch
r = ball(3)
>
if (b_newy < r) then
b_newy = r + (r - b_newy)
>
b_newa = (2 * pi) - b_newa
beep
endif
if (b_newy
> > (YSIZE - r)) then
y_toomuch = r + (b_newy - YSIZE)
>
b_newy = YSIZE - (y_toomuch + r)
b_newa = (2 * pi) - b_newa
>
beep
endif
end sub
sub
> check_leftright_collission()
local r, reinit
r = b_newr
>
reinit = 0
if (b_newx < r) then
score(2) =
> score(2) + 2
reinit = 1
beep
elsif (b_newx > (XSIZE -
> r)) then
score(1) = score(1) + 1
reinit = 1
beep
>
endif
if (reinit = 1) then
b_newx = XSIZE / 2
>
b_newy = YSIZE / 2
b_newa = random_angle()
>
wait_controller("Press any button to start.")
>
endif
end sub
sub check_bat_collission(bat())
>
local a, b, x, y, rev, bx_n, bx_o
local ignore, y_top,
> y_bot, too_much
if (bat(1) > (XSIZE / 2)) then
x =
> bat(1) - (bat(3) / 2)
rev = -1
bx_o = ball(1) + ball(3)
>
bx_n = b_newx + b_newr
if (bx_o >= bx_n) then
ignore
> = 1
elsif ((bx_o > x) or (bx_n < x)) then
ignore = 1
>
endif
else
x = bat(1) + (bat(3) / 2)
rev = 1
>
bx_o = ball(1) - ball(3)
bx_n = b_newx - b_newr
if (bx_o
> <= bx_n) then
ignore = 1
elsif ((bx_o < x) or (bx_n
> > x)) then
ignore = 1
endif
endif
if (ignore
> = 0) then
rem Let's give the players a bit of slack (b_newr / 2)
>
y_top = bat(2) - (bat(4) / 2) - (b_newr / 2)
y_bot =
> bat(2) + (bat(4) / 2) + (b_newr / 2)
a = (ball(2) - b_newy)
> / (ball(1) - b_newx)
b = b_newy - (a * b_newx)
y = a * x
> + b
if (y >= y_top and y <= y_bot) then
if (b_news
> > 2 * b_newr) then
draw_the_ball(x + (rev * b_newr), y,
> b_newr)
endif
too_much = b_newx - (x + (rev * b_newr))
>
b_newx = (x + (rev * b_newr)) - too_much
b_newa = pi -
> b_newa
endif
endif
end sub
sub draw_new_field()
>
buffer = 1 - buffer
setdrawbuf buffer
setrgb 0, 64, 127,
> 64
clear window
draw_bat(left_bat())
>
draw_bat(right_bat())
draw_ball()
draw_score()
>
setdispbuf buffer
end sub
sub draw_ball()
>
draw_the_ball(ball(1), ball(2), ball(3))
end sub
sub
> draw_the_ball(x, y, r)
setrgb 1, 127, 127, 127
fill
> circle x, y, r
end sub
sub draw_bat(bat())
local
> ltx, lty, rbx, rby
ltx = bat(1) - (bat(3) / 2)
lty =
> bat(2) - (bat(4) / 2)
rbx = bat(1) + (bat(3) / 2)
rby =
> bat(2) + (bat(4) / 2)
setrgb 1, 127, 127, 127
fill
> rectangle ltx, lty, rbx, rby
end sub
sub draw_score()
>
setrgb 1, 0, 0, 0
text 50, 20, str$(score(1)),
> "cc"
text XSIZE - 50, 20, str$(score(2)),
> "cc"
end sub
sub init()
init_structures()
>
init_screen()
end sub
sub init_structures()
rem
> ball: x, y, radius, angle, speed
dim ball(5)
init_ball()
>
rem left_bat: x, y (center), width, height
dim
> left_bat(4)
left_bat(1) = BAT_OFFSET
left_bat(2) = YSIZE / 2
>
left_bat(3) = BAT_WIDTH
left_bat(4) = BAT_HEIGHT
rem
> right_bat: x, y (center), width, height
dim right_bat(4)
>
right_bat(1) = XSIZE - BAT_OFFSET
right_bat(2) = YSIZE / 2
>
right_bat(3) = BAT_WIDTH
right_bat(4) = BAT_HEIGHT
>
rem score: left, right
dim score(2)
score(1) = 0
>
score(2) = 0
end sub
sub init_ball()
ball(1) =
> XSIZE / 2
ball(2) = YSIZE / 2
ball(3) = BALL_RADIUS
>
ball(4) = random_angle()
ball(5) = BALL_SPEED
end sub
>
sub random_angle()
local r
r = ran() * 2 * pi
>
rem These angles keep the game interesting
while (((r
> > 0.4 * pi) and (r < 0.6 * pi)) or ((r > 1.4 * pi) and (r
> < 1.6 * pi)))
r = ran() * 2 * pi
wend
return r
>
end sub
sub init_screen(text$)
open window XSIZE,
> YSIZE
buffer = 0
setdrawbuf buffer
setrgb 0, 64, 127, 64
>
clear window
end sub
sub wait_controller(text$)
>
setrgb 1, 0, 0, 0
text XSIZE / 2, YSIZE / 2, text$,
> "cc"
while (or(peek("PORT1"),
> peek("PORT2")) = 0)
pause 0.02
wend
end sub
>
It needs to be set out as you see it in front of you.
but
> let me warn you first before you run of to your PS2 if you dont have
> a memory card i advise you not to try coding.
WHY?
well i was
> putting in this code which believe me is very boring to do, i had
> done about a quatre of it and i had just had enough i couldnt keep
> going it was soooooooooo boring.if i had a memory card i could of
> saved the bit i had done and continued another day and another
> reasen is if you do manage to finish the code and get it working
> sucsefully you wont be able to save and every time you want to play
> it again you have to code it again.
so if you really want to get
> your code on but have no PS2 memory card i would buy one from
> ukgames.com i know memory cards are a lot but ukgames (special
> reserve) have one of the best prices.
Or if you cant be bothered
> to copy a code on to your PS2 and have or havent got a memory card
> you can download a PS2 YABASIC emulator onto your PC and just
> copy/paste the code into that - its a lot easy.
now you know how
> to make pong on your PS2
> Here's a few things i think u'll like:
> back by populer demand
> here are some more
> lyrics
Truffles
You, you
> think yer
> such a bad ass; You think
> yer such a rough neck; Well I
>
> saw you outside eating truffles
> with yer mom on the patio; I
> think
> it's really sad though; and
> tell yer girl ta quit
> buggin' me; 'Cause
> I saw her outside
> suckin' **** in the
> bathroom of the bus of the
> Iron Maiden
> cover band;
>
Chorus
When your pencil neck breaks,
> when
> your bird
> chest caves in . . .
I'm gonna win
When your
> pencil
>
> neck breaks, when your bird chest caves in . . .
I'm
> gonna
> win
>
Me, I'm just another gringo, a bitter jalepeno;
>
> But I gets more
> montequilla in a week than your b*itch
> @ss
> gets in a lifetime;
> You're steppin' on a land mine;
> Your gonna
> shoot yer eye out; I'm
> thinkin' what in the
> Sam Ham Hill is
> goin' on wit yer moms in the
> clogs and
> the skirt, Wouldn't
> f***'er for my country with a flag
> on
> her face and a stolen
> dick.
Chorus
You, you
> think yer still a
> bad ass, You
> think your still a rough
> neck; Well let's take this
>
> outside
SUNSHINE
When I
> look at your face I see dirt; All
> the
> sunshine you blow
> up my ass starts to hurt; And I don't
> really mind
> if I'm
> nothin' in your eyes; It's no surprise to
> me; There's a
>
> rocket I built; It's under my kilt; It's coming
> to blow you
> away.
>
Chorus
I was a jerk; I did the work
> for
> somebody else's dream;
> I took the chance; I lost my
> pants;
> in somebody else's dream
> tonight.
Now you're
> calling me up
> to get paid; And if you don't
> get paid
> then you'll never get
> laid; But I really don't have any
>
> money; I say goodbye; And
> you'll have to depend on your
> size;
> There's a rocket I built;
> It's under my kilt; It's
> coming to blow
> you away.
Chorus
>
Now I think that
> I'm going to bed, as the
> image of you and
> yer crap
> leaves my head; Cause it's t-minus 20
> tomorrow,
> rocket
> flies; And it doesn't depend on the size; There's a
>
>
> rocket I built; It's under my kilt; It's coming to blow
> you
>
> away
HUMPEM' N' DUMPEM'
Cough up the rent Mr.
> Kent; And
> don't
> try to blame it on the government; Your
> wife is a clown
> she's in
> town, she gets with some other
> guy; Are you gonna
> finish your fat?
> Cause I'd like to
> give it to my kitty cat;
> The big fat look is
> coming
> back. You skinny people are
> screwed. And I know you're
> right;
> Yeah I know it's time.
>
Chorus
Here we go
> again another humpem
> dumpem situation;
> Here we go again
> another humpem dumpem situation;
> Here we go
> again, here
> we go again, Now I know what you're like and
> I
> don't
> think I like it.
The newspaper says to get bent; Man
>
> I'd
> like to say that to the President; He got the L. in
> the
> House, I
> guess he already did; She looks like she
> finished
> here fat; she then
> turned around and ate my
> kitty cat; she
> coughed up a hair ball or
> two and laughed
> her way to the bank;
> And I know it's right; Yeah, I
> know
> it's time.
Chorus
>
Here we go again.
LEROY
He's
> got
> the dirtiest shoes
> that I ever seen; Chew on a blunt
> wipe his butt
> with a
> magazine; Smokin' his crack wash it
> down with gasoline; Still
>
> he push the button, E.F.
> Hutton when he speaks to me; Oh you know
> he
> told me
> "Shake it, don't break it; It took too damn
> long to
>
> make it"
Chorus
Leroy is my mojo man; Leroy
> is my
> mojo
> man, He come he take me by the hand; Cause Leroy is
>
> my mojo man
> tonight . . . alright!
He's just a pimp with
> a
> limp and some
> vaseline; He told me to "Look,
> over
> there!" and stole my
> nectarine; Said,
> "Don't turn
> your back on me black, I'm a sex
>
> machine" Still he push
> the button E.F. Hutton when he
> speaks to
> me; Oh you know he
> told me, "Shake it,
> don't break it; It took
> too damn long
> to make"
>
Chorus
Oh you know he told me,
>
> "Shake it,
> don't break it, it took too damn long to make
>
> it"
>
HEY MR. BROWN
Man I think it's just a little
> sleazy;
>
> You said you was like butter but you're cheesy; To
> treat me
> like I'm
> spinner bait you can't wait; go fish off
> some
> other dock.
>
Chorus
Hey, Mr. Brown, don't have a
>
> cow.
Just compensate
> me!
Hey, Mr. Brown, don't have a
>
> cow.
Just compensate me!
Hey,
> Mr. Brown, don't have a
>
> cow.
Just compensate me! You're gonna have
> to prove it
> to
> me.
If I don't call you back your head spins; If
>
> I told
> you what I think you'd s**t your linens; "It's
> just
>
> another interview, nothing new" But they don't
> even know
> my
> name.
Chorus
LOVE IS A MUTT FROM
> HELL
This is a
> story about
> a friend of mine; He is
> abnormally intelligent; He
> could bust a
> phatty rhyme,
> even when he got up in the blunt;
> But that all changed
>
> when the girl who he lives with came to
> town, He let here take
> him
> away from me so I had to ask him
> how; That's when he
> said, "She
> takes advantage of me! She
> takes
> advantage of me! "She takes
> advantage of me! She
>
> takes advantage of me! She even knows when I
> pee! I
> think
> eventually she'll make a meal out of
> me."
>
>
Chorus
Because her love is a mutt from
> hell that I can't
> live
> without; "Your love is a
> mutt from hell that I can't
> live
> without; One of these
> days I swear I'm gonna get out;
> 'Til then your
> love is a
> mutt from hell that I can't live
> without.
That's why
>
> I'm talking to you now.
Sarah
> lives with Bradley now, I
> guess
> that is how she wants her
> s**t; He needed a place
> to stay, so it's
> of mutual benefit; I
> stopped by on my
> way to Pomona yesterday; She
> sat down and
> spilled her
> guts to me; That's when I thought she would
> tell
> me
> she's gay; Instead she said, "He takes advantage of
>
> me!
> He takes advantage of me! He takes advantage of me!
> He
> takes
> advantage of me! He even knows when I pee! I
> think
> eventually he'll
> make a meal out of me."
>
Chorus
>
That's why I'm talking
> to you now;
Talking
> to; That's why
> I'm talking to, That's why I'm
> talking
> to.
Talking to; That's
> why I'm talking to, That's why
> I'm
> talking, talking, talking
> to you NOW!
Because,
> your love is a
> mutt from hell that I
> can't live
> without.
PUNK ASS B***H
She
> wriggles and she
>
> wraggles, she jiggles and she jaggles, you stand
> and watch
> her
> pass by, your line of vision ass-eye, you think that
>
> cause she
> smiles, that you turn all her dials, but you don't
> see
> them
> later, while in the elevator, you nag her and
> you swagger, you
>
> think you're gonna shag her, a man
> about the town-a, get
> funky,
> let's get down-a, machismo
> and machasma, it turns into
> miamsa, but
> you have got no
> class, no style, no social skills,
> no
> comprehension
>
Chorus
I can't deal with this idiot,
> yeah I must
>
> admit that he's a punk @ss b*tch
You open up
> your
> mouth-a,
> amazed at what comes out-a Its just a
> testimony,
> that you're full of
> bologna, that you're a
> stupid sh*t-Ass, a
> meathead, guido, pass-gas,
> that you
> have got no class, no
> style, no social skills, no
>
> comprehension
Repeat Chorus
> 2X
You know you want to
> spangle,
> but you can't seem to
> angle, one gives you
> attitude-a, your reason
> to be rude-a, you
> think that
> cause she smiles, that you turn all her
> dials, but
> you
> don't see them later, while in the elevator, you nag
> her
>
> and you swagger, you think you're gonna shag her, a man
> about
>
> the town-a, get funky, let's get down-a, machismo
> and machasma,
> it
> turns into miamsa, you have got no
> class, no style, no
> social
> skills, no comprehension You
> open up your mouth-a,
> amazed at what
> comes out-a It's
> just a testimony, that you're
> full of bologna, that
>
> you're a stupid s**t-ass, a meathead,
> guido, pass gas, but you
> have
> got no class, no style, no
> social skills, no
> comprehension
>
Repeat Chorus 2x
>
WANNABE
> GANGSTAR
I am a wannabe; You better
> be careful
> around
> me; I come from far away, where mustang dreams are
>
> made;
> and we are fashioned in the image of the Don's who have
>
> come
> before us; we all kiss the rings of sand like our
> fathers
> told us.
>
Chorus
'Cause I'm a wannabe
> gangstar, better go
> back to Commack;
> I'm a wannabe
> gangstar, better go back to
> Commack; I'm a wannabe
>
> gangstar, better go back to Commack,
> better go back to far
> away.
>
Like a lemon pie a la mode, my
> nine is easy to
> load; all hail
> Jericho; Turnpike Teck, that's
> where I go
> to learn the things about
> the universe I'll need so
> I
> can build a stamped, 'cause I'm all up
> in your face
> again,
> I'm all up in your face.
Chorus
A
> wannabe
> gangstar, a
> victim of the chromosome prankster, I thanks
> ya,
> I sits back
> in my chair to contemplate my hair; OOH
> DAMN, I reak of
>
> cologne, but yo I'm lookin' snappy, I'm
> nappy, I'm crappy, got
> jimmy
> hats from pappy, so now I'm
> trigger happy, Girl did he
> just rhyme
> 'crappy' with
> 'happy'? Yeah, so you girlies wanna
> get wit this nit
>
> wit, got Cheese Whiz or not? Then I'm a hafta
> blow up ya mail
> box
> BIATCH! Or toilet paper ya front yard,
> show the cops
> my Suburbs
> Card, they gotta let me go cause they
> know
> that I'm hard, it's the
> deal it's for real, ya betta
>
> listen to what I'm tellin' ya . . .
> 'Cause I'm a wannabe
>
> gangstar.
Chorus
Cool oh and here's a WWf event we
>
> made:
Longy’s and Kid Rock’s PPV: Wipeout
1st Match:
> Hardcore
> Tag team tornando match: Chris Jericho & Chris
> Benoit Vs Kane
> & Undertaker
the count down starts 7, 6,
> 5 the whole of the
> arena goes wild no one is sitting down. 4,
> 3, 2, 1 the whole arena
> is in darkness every things silent
> then BOOM!! A big explosion and
> Jericho and Benoit are there
> walking down the ramp the crowd is
> going crazy they go into
> the ring both of the wrestlers are on a
> turn buckle looking
> out into the crowd. Then everything goes silent
> Jericho’s
> music cuts out then KEEP ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN!!! Then The
>
> Undertaker and his brother Kane are on the ramp walking down
> The
> Undertaker with one arm raised. Jericho and Benoit jump
> out the ring
> and go running towards The Undertaker and Kane
> they start hitting
> them the match is on Undertaker and Kane
> battle back with some hits
> to the head Undertaker and Kane
> bring Jericho and Benoit to the
> ring. The bell sounds for the
> start of the match undertaker throws
> Jericho into the ropes
> Undertaker bends down for the back drop
> Jericho kicks
> undertaker in the face undertaker is hit back Jericho
> goes
> into the ropes undertaker is still dazed and Jericho flies
>
> threw the air for a clothes line undertaker is hit onto the
> floor.
> Kane brings Benoit into the ring then Benoit starts
> hitting Kane and
> throws him into the rope then as Kane comes
> back Benoit hits him
> with a stinging chop to the chest sending
> Kane crashing to the
> floor. Benoit lifts kane up and power
> slams him into the floor
> making sure he wont get up Benoit now
> climbs out of the ring lifts
> up the appren and gets out some
> weapons he picks up a trash can and
> throws it into the ring
> and then he gets a steel chair and slides it
> to Jericho who
> picks it up as undertaker is just getting up Jericho
> smacks
> the steel chair round his head knocking him down to the floor
>
> which he came from. Then Benoit gets out a table out and pushed
> it
> in to the ring he gets a baseball bat out for him self then
> he get’
> s into the ring only to be met by Kane’s boot to the
> face it knocks
> him don to the ground Kane is kicking him in
> then he sets up the
> table. Undertaker climbs to his feet and
> Kane boots Jericho in the
> face onto the chair that Jericho had
> in his
> Longy;0) wrote:
> Here's a few things i think u'll like:
>
> back by populer demand
> here are some more
>
> lyrics
Truffles
You, you
> think yer
> such a bad ass; You
> think
> yer such a rough neck; Well I
>
> saw you
> outside eating truffles
> with yer mom on the patio; I
>
> think
> it's really sad though; and
> tell yer girl ta
> quit
> buggin' me; 'Cause
> I saw her outside
> suckin'
> **** in the
> bathroom of the bus of the
> Iron Maiden
>
> cover band;
>
Chorus
When your pencil neck breaks,
>
> when
> your bird
> chest caves in . . .
I'm gonna win
When
> your
> pencil
>
> neck breaks, when your bird chest
> caves in . . .
I'm
> gonna
> win
>
Me, I'm just
> another gringo, a bitter jalepeno;
>
> But I gets more
>
> montequilla in a week than your b*itch
> @ss
> gets in a
> lifetime;
> You're steppin' on a land mine;
> Your
> gonna
> shoot yer eye out; I'm
> thinkin' what in the
>
> Sam Ham Hill is
> goin' on wit yer moms in the
> clogs
> and
> the skirt, Wouldn't
> f***'er for my country with a
> flag
> on
> her face and a stolen
> dick.
>
Chorus
You, you
> think yer still a
> bad ass, You
>
> think your still a rough
> neck; Well let's take
> this
>
> outside
SUNSHINE
When I
> look at your
> face I see dirt; All
> the
> sunshine you blow
> up my
> ass starts to hurt; And I don't
> really mind
> if I'm
>
> nothin' in your eyes; It's no surprise to
> me; There's
> a
>
> rocket I built; It's under my kilt; It's coming
>
> to blow you
> away.
>
Chorus
I was a jerk; I did the
> work
> for
> somebody else's dream;
> I took the chance;
> I lost my
> pants;
> in somebody else's dream
>
> tonight.
Now you're
> calling me up
> to get paid; And
> if you don't
> get paid
> then you'll never get
> laid;
> But I really don't have any
>
> money; I say goodbye;
> And
> you'll have to depend on your
> size;
> There's a
> rocket I built;
> It's under my kilt; It's
> coming to
> blow
> you away.
Chorus
>
Now I think that
> I'm
> going to bed, as the
> image of you and
> yer crap
>
> leaves my head; Cause it's t-minus 20
> tomorrow,
>
> rocket
> flies; And it doesn't depend on the size; There's
> a
>
>
> rocket I built; It's under my kilt; It's coming
> to blow
> you
>
> away
HUMPEM' N' DUMPEM'
Cough up
> the rent Mr.
> Kent; And
> don't
> try to blame it on
> the government; Your
> wife is a clown
> she's in
>
> town, she gets with some other
> guy; Are you gonna
> finish
> your fat?
> Cause I'd like to
> give it to my kitty
> cat;
> The big fat look is
> coming
> back. You skinny
> people are
> screwed. And I know you're
> right;
> Yeah
> I know it's time.
>
Chorus
Here we go
> again another
> humpem
> dumpem situation;
> Here we go again
> another
> humpem dumpem situation;
> Here we go
> again, here
> we
> go again, Now I know what you're like and
> I
> don't
>
> think I like it.
The newspaper says to get bent; Man
>
>
> I'd
> like to say that to the President; He got the L. in
>
> the
> House, I
> guess he already did; She looks like
> she
> finished
> here fat; she then
> turned around and
> ate my
> kitty cat; she
> coughed up a hair ball or
>
> two and laughed
> her way to the bank;
> And I know it's
> right; Yeah, I
> know
> it's time.
Chorus
>
Here
> we go again.
LEROY
He's
> got
> the dirtiest
> shoes
> that I ever seen; Chew on a blunt
> wipe his
> butt
> with a
> magazine; Smokin' his crack wash it
>
> down with gasoline; Still
>
> he push the button, E.F.
>
> Hutton when he speaks to me; Oh you know
> he
> told
> me
> "Shake it, don't break it; It took too damn
> long
> to
>
> make it"
Chorus
Leroy is my mojo man;
> Leroy
> is my
> mojo
> man, He come he take me by the
> hand; Cause Leroy is
>
> my mojo man
> tonight . . .
> alright!
He's just a pimp with
> a
> limp and some
>
> vaseline; He told me to "Look,
> over
> there!"
> and stole my
> nectarine; Said,
> "Don't turn
>
> your back on me black, I'm a sex
>
> machine" Still he
> push
> the button E.F. Hutton when he
> speaks to
> me;
> Oh you know he
> told me, "Shake it,
> don't break it;
> It took
> too damn long
> to make"
>
Chorus
>
Oh you know he told me,
>
> "Shake it,
> don't
> break it, it took too damn long to make
>
> it"
>
>
HEY MR. BROWN
Man I think it's just a little
>
> sleazy;
>
> You said you was like butter but you're cheesy;
> To
> treat me
> like I'm
> spinner bait you can't wait;
> go fish off
> some
> other dock.
>
Chorus
Hey, Mr.
> Brown, don't have a
>
> cow.
Just compensate
>
> me!
Hey, Mr. Brown, don't have a
>
> cow.
Just compensate
> me!
Hey,
> Mr. Brown, don't have a
>
> cow.
Just
> compensate me! You're gonna have
> to prove it
> to
>
> me.
If I don't call you back your head spins; If
>
> I
> told
> you what I think you'd s**t your linens; "It's
>
> just
>
> another interview, nothing new" But they
> don't
> even know
> my
> name.
Chorus
LOVE IS A
> MUTT FROM
> HELL
This is a
> story about
> a friend of
> mine; He is
> abnormally intelligent; He
> could bust
> a
> phatty rhyme,
> even when he got up in the blunt;
>
> But that all changed
>
> when the girl who he lives with
> came to
> town, He let here take
> him
> away from me so
> I had to ask him
> how; That's when he
> said,
> "She
> takes advantage of me! She
> takes
>
> advantage of me! "She takes
> advantage of me!
> She
>
> takes advantage of me! She even knows when I
>
> pee! I
> think
> eventually she'll make a meal out of
>
> me."
>
>
Chorus
Because her love is a mutt
> from
> hell that I can't
> live
> without; "Your
> love is a
> mutt from hell that I can't
> live
>
> without; One of these
> days I swear I'm gonna get out;
>
> 'Til then your
> love is a
> mutt from hell that I can't
> live
> without.
That's why
>
> I'm talking to you
> now.
Sarah
> lives with Bradley now, I
> guess
>
> that is how she wants her
> s**t; He needed a place
> to
> stay, so it's
> of mutual benefit; I
> stopped by on
> my
> way to Pomona yesterday; She
> sat down and
>
> spilled her
> guts to me; That's when I thought she would
>
> tell
> me
> she's gay; Instead she said, "He takes
> advantage of
>
> me!
> He takes advantage of me! He
> takes advantage of me!
> He
> takes
> advantage of me!
> He even knows when I pee! I
> think
> eventually he'll
>
> make a meal out of me."
>
Chorus
>
That's why
> I'm talking
> to you now;
Talking
> to; That's why
>
> I'm talking to, That's why I'm
> talking
> to.
Talking to;
> That's
> why I'm talking to, That's why
> I'm
> talking,
> talking, talking
> to you NOW!
Because,
> your love is
> a
> mutt from hell that I
> can't live
> without.
>
PUNK ASS B***H
She
> wriggles and she
>
> wraggles,
> she jiggles and she jaggles, you stand
> and watch
>
> her
> pass by, your line of vision ass-eye, you think
> that
>
> cause she
> smiles, that you turn all her
> dials, but you don't
> see
> them
> later, while in the
> elevator, you nag her and
> you swagger, you
>
> think
> you're gonna shag her, a man
> about the town-a, get
>
> funky,
> let's get down-a, machismo
> and machasma, it turns
> into
> miamsa, but
> you have got no
> class, no style,
> no social skills,
> no
> comprehension
>
Chorus
I
> can't deal with this idiot,
> yeah I must
>
> admit that
> he's a punk @ss b*tch
You open up
> your
>
> mouth-a,
> amazed at what comes out-a Its just a
>
> testimony,
> that you're full of
> bologna, that you're
> a
> stupid sh*t-Ass, a
> meathead, guido, pass-gas,
>
> that you
> have got no class, no
> style, no social skills,
> no
>
> comprehension
Repeat Chorus
> 2X
You know
> you want to
> spangle,
> but you can't seem to
> angle,
> one gives you
> attitude-a, your reason
> to be rude-a,
> you
> think that
> cause she smiles, that you turn all
> her
> dials, but
> you
> don't see them later, while in
> the elevator, you nag
> her
>
> and you swagger, you
> think you're gonna shag her, a man
> about
>
> the
> town-a, get funky, let's get down-a, machismo
> and
> machasma,
> it
> turns into miamsa, you have got no
>
> class, no style, no
> social
> skills, no comprehension
> You
> open up your mouth-a,
> amazed at what
> comes
> out-a It's
> just a testimony, that you're
> full of
> bologna, that
>
> you're a stupid s**t-ass, a
> meathead,
> guido, pass gas, but you
> have
> got no
> class, no style, no
> social skills, no
>
> comprehension
>
Repeat Chorus 2x
>
WANNABE
>
> GANGSTAR
I am a wannabe; You better
> be careful
>
> around
> me; I come from far away, where mustang dreams
> are
>
> made;
> and we are fashioned in the image of the
> Don's who have
>
> come
> before us; we all kiss the
> rings of sand like our
> fathers
> told us.
>
>
Chorus
'Cause I'm a wannabe
> gangstar, better go
> back
> to Commack;
> I'm a wannabe
> gangstar, better go back
> to
> Commack; I'm a wannabe
>
> gangstar, better go back
> to Commack,
> better go back to far
> away.
>
Like a
> lemon pie a la mode, my
> nine is easy to
> load; all
> hail
> Jericho; Turnpike Teck, that's
> where I go
> to
> learn the things about
> the universe I'll need so
> I
>
> can build a stamped, 'cause I'm all up
> in your face
>
> again,
> I'm all up in your face.
Chorus
A
>
> wannabe
> gangstar, a
> victim of the chromosome prankster,
> I thanks
> ya,
> I sits back
> in my chair to
> contemplate my hair; OOH
> DAMN, I reak of
>
> cologne,
> but yo I'm lookin' snappy, I'm
> nappy, I'm crappy, got
>
> jimmy
> hats from pappy, so now I'm
> trigger happy, Girl
> did he
> just rhyme
> 'crappy' with
> 'happy'? Yeah, so
> you girlies wanna
> get wit this nit
>
> wit, got Cheese
> Whiz or not? Then I'm a hafta
> blow up ya mail
> box
>
> BIATCH! Or toilet paper ya front yard,
> show the cops
> my
> Suburbs
> Card, they gotta let me go cause they
> know
>
> that I'm hard, it's the
> deal it's for real, ya
> betta
>
> listen to what I'm tellin' ya . . .
> 'Cause
> I'm a wannabe
>
> gangstar.
Chorus
Cool oh and here's a
> WWf event we
>
> made:
Longy’s and Kid Rock’s PPV:
> Wipeout
1st Match:
> Hardcore
> Tag team tornando match:
> Chris Jericho & Chris
> Benoit Vs Kane
> &
> Undertaker
the count down starts 7, 6,
> 5 the whole of
> the
> arena goes wild no one is sitting down. 4,
> 3, 2, 1
> the whole arena
> is in darkness every things silent
> then
> BOOM!! A big explosion and
> Jericho and Benoit are there
>
> walking down the ramp the crowd is
> going crazy they go
> into
> the ring both of the wrestlers are on a
> turn buckle
> looking
> out into the crowd. Then everything goes silent
>
> Jericho’s
> music cuts out then KEEP ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN!!!
> Then The
>
> Undertaker and his brother Kane are on the ramp
> walking down
> The
> Undertaker with one arm raised. Jericho
> and Benoit jump
> out the ring
> and go running towards The
> Undertaker and Kane
> they start hitting
> them the match is
> on Undertaker and Kane
> battle back with some hits
> to the
> head Undertaker and Kane
> bring Jericho and Benoit to the
>
> ring. The bell sounds for the
> start of the match undertaker
> throws
> Jericho into the ropes
> Undertaker bends down for
> the back drop
> Jericho kicks
> undertaker in the face
> undertaker is hit back Jericho
> goes
> into the ropes
> undertaker is still dazed and Jericho flies
>
> threw the
> air for a clothes line undertaker is hit onto the
> floor.
>
> Kane brings Benoit into the ring then Benoit starts
> hitting
> Kane and
> throws him into the rope then as Kane comes
>
> back Benoit hits him
> with a stinging chop to the chest
> sending
> Kane crashing to the
> floor. Benoit lifts kane up
> and power
> slams him into the floor
> making sure he wont
> get up Benoit now
> climbs out of the ring lifts
> up the
> appren and gets out some
> weapons he picks up a trash can
> and
> throws it into the ring
> and then he gets a steel
> chair and slides it
> to Jericho who
> picks it up as
> undertaker is just getting up Jericho
> smacks
> the steel
> chair round his head knocking him down to the floor
>
>
> which he came from. Then Benoit gets out a table out and
> pushed
> it
> in to the ring he gets a baseball bat out for
> him self then
> he get’
> s into the ring only to be met by
> Kane’s boot to the
> face it knocks
> him don to the ground
> Kane is kicking him in
> then he sets up the
> table.
> Undertaker climbs to his feet and
> Kane boots Jericho in
> the
> face onto the chair that Jericho had
> in his hand.
> Kane signals for
> the chokeslam and he grabs
> Benoit and
> chokeslams him to the out
> side of the ring.
> Undertaker
> then signals for the last ride and Kane
> pulls the
> table
> close to the Undertaker so he can last ride him
> through
>
> the table but Benoit has climbed to his feet pulls Kane
> out
>
> the ring and grabs his base ball bat and gives taker
> a low blow
> just
> after he had lifted Jericho up for the
> last ride but
> after the low
> blow Jericho reverses it in
> to a hurricanrana
> through the table. The
> crowd are going
> wild with excitement.
> Benoit then climbs out the
> ring
> and then grabs for something
> under the ring he brings out a
> two
> by four wrapped in barbed
> wire. Then he points to
> the two by four
> wrapped in barbed wire
> and then points
> to Kane and the crowd gets
> even wilder.
> Jericho climbs
> out the ring and finds something else he
> grabs
> a 25 foot
> ladder and also points to Kane. With the Undertaker
>
>
> lying motionless in the ring Kane when he gets up will be
> fighting
> a
> two on one match. Benoit gets out another
> table and puts it
> in the
> ring. Jericho gets Kane and
> smacks him round the head
> with the two
> by four wrapped
> in barbed wire cutting him open.
> Kane is thrown into
> the
> ring by Jericho Benoit is setting up
> the table and then
> setting
> the ladder up right next to it.
> Jericho stands
> Kane up and brings
> him to the ladder he pulls
> him up the
> ladder Jericho on one side
> Kane on the other
> Jericho’s
> back is to the Table they get up to the
> top Jericho
> is
> setting Kane up for the back drop onto the table
> over 25
>
> foot below the crowd is going insane below. Jericho try’s
>
> for
> the first time to back drop kane of the ladder but kane
> wont
>
> budge Jericho hits Kane and try’s again but he wont
> budge then
> kane
> fights back with some punches to the
> head kane puts his
> hand up in
> the air and signals for
> the choke slam now the
> crowd are of the
> seats wanting to
> get in closer kane gets
> Jericho by the throat
> climbs to
> the top of the ladder Jericho
> is one step below that.
>
> Undertaker is up now and battling
> Benoit out side the ring
> unaware
> what’s happening in the ring.
> Kane’s puts
> Jericho’s hand over his
> shoulder and lifts him
> high in
> the air then jumps off the ladder and
> slams Jericho
> into
> straight into the table it breaks instantly and
> he
>
> smashes through the ring as well and Jericho’s head nearly
> got
>
> hit off Kane is lying on the ground he felt the move
> as well but
> not
> as much as Jericho. Benoit and
> Undertaker are still
> beating each
> over up Benoit snap
> suplex’s Undertaker Benoit
> goes round the over
> side of
> the ring and gets a steel chair
> from underneath
> undertaker
> gets table out from under the ring
> and sets
> it up Benoit runs back
> round he goes to hit taker
> with
> the chair but taker slams it into
> his face with a big
>
> boot he lifts Benoit up and signals for the last
> ride then
> he
> last rides Benoit through the table undertaker is
> tired
> out he
> puts his hands and on his knees and then
> the crowd goes wild
>
> taker thinks its strange hes only
> putting his hands on his
> knees
> then DDP comes from the
> crowd turns taker round and then
> hits the
> Diamond Cutter
> on to a chair DDP starts celebrating
> then Sara comes
>
> down the ramp with a Steel chair comes face to
> with DDP raises
> the
> steel chair but in stead of hitting DDP
> she swings
> down and hits
> Undertaker her husband Sara say’s she
>
> loves DDP and they kiss then
> walk of together mean while
>
> Benoit is getting up he goes in to the
> ring climbs to the
> top
> rope and hits the Diving Head Butt onto Kane
> Benoit
> pulls
> Jercho up and helps him to his feet then Benoit
> gets
> Kane up
> throws him to Jericho and Jericho spine
> busters him then
> gets
> the walls of Jericho and Benoit
> locks in the Crippler
> Crossface
> they keep it there for a
> while then Kane say’s “it
> burns it Burns”
> and taps out
> Jericho and Benoit keep it locked
> in until the bell
>
> sounds and security guards come down and
> break it up Jericho
> and
> Benoit celebrate and they walk out the
> ring and up
> the ramp the
> crowd now is just going wild there
> loving
> it loving it loving it
> there loving like this this is
>
> the best PPV any one has anyone seen
> ever
i dont know
> if
> many of you know (you probably do your quite smart) but on
> that
> little demo disc that came tuked away with your ps2 in
> the box aswel
> as games and videos there is also a little
> something called YABASIC
> (yet another basic.)
this alows you
> to create your very own games
> which can be very difficult if
> you know hardly anything about
> codeing games.well im not very
> good at cding so i loaded on some
> demo games already built
> into the program and i was very happy to
> find snake.well on
> thisits called worm but none the less its snake
> with a bit of
> a twist and paint brush style graphics.but its not the
>
> graphics that matter.
any way after a while of playing worm
> i
> wanted to make my own game but i thought i would start small
> and i
> just tweaked the settings on the game but soon this
> caused the game
> to not run and i didnt know how to sort out
> the problem.
so i
> turned to the internet for guidence.
i
> found a couple of sites on
> YABASIC and they had coding for
> some rather good games one of which
> you may of heared of:
>
who wants to be a millionaire.
but they
> also had the all
> time classic game, the game that started the games
> industry
> pong.
incase you want a go at coding pong into your PS2
> hear
> is the code:
PADS = 2
BAT_HEIGHT = 80
>
BAT_WIDTH
> = 8
BAT_SPEED = 10
BAT_OFFSET = 20
>
BALL_RADIUS = 6
>
BALL_SPEED = 11
XSIZE =
> 640
YSIZE = 512
>
main()
sub main()
>
init()
cont = 1
>
>
wait_controller("Press any button to
> start.")
>
while(cont = 1)
>
draw_new_field()
>
update_bat(left_bat(),
> "PORT1", 16, 64)
if
> (PADS = 2) then
>
update_bat(right_bat(), "PORT2", 16,
> 64)
>
else
update_bat(right_bat(), "PORT1", 4096,
>
> 16384)
endif
update_ball()
pause 0.05
>
wend
>
end sub
sub update_bat(bat(), addr$, up,
> down)
local
> maxstep
if (and(peek(addr$), down)
> > 0) then
maxstep
> = YSIZE - (bat(2) + (bat(4) / 2))
>
bat(2) = bat(2) + min(maxstep,
> BAT_SPEED)
elsif
> (and(peek(addr$), up) > 0) then
maxstep
> = bat(2) -
> (bat(4) / 2)
bat(2) = bat(2) - min(maxstep,
> BAT_SPEED)
>
endif
end sub
sub update_ball()
>
b_newx =
> ball(1) + ball(5) * cos(ball(4))
b_newy = ball(2) +
>
> ball(5) * sin(ball(4))
b_newr = ball(3)
b_newa =
> ball(4)
>
b_news = ball(5)
>
check_topbot_collission()
>
>
check_bat_collission(left_bat())
>
>
check_bat_collission(right_bat())
>
>
check_leftright_collission()
ball(1) = b_newx
>
>
ball(2) = b_newy
ball(3) = b_newr
ball(4) = b_newa
>
>
ball(5) = b_news
end sub
sub
>
> check_topbot_collission()
local r, y_toomuch
r =
> ball(3)
>
if (b_newy < r) then
b_newy = r + (r -
> b_newy)
>
b_newa = (2 * pi) - b_newa
beep
endif
>
if (b_newy
> > (YSIZE - r)) then
y_toomuch = r +
> (b_newy - YSIZE)
>
b_newy = YSIZE - (y_toomuch + r)
>
b_newa = (2 * pi) - b_newa
>
beep
endif
end sub
>
sub
> check_leftright_collission()
local r, reinit
>
r = b_newr
>
reinit = 0
if (b_newx < r)
> then
score(2) =
> score(2) + 2
reinit = 1
beep
>
elsif (b_newx > (XSIZE -
> r)) then
score(1) =
> score(1) + 1
reinit = 1
beep
>
endif
if
> (reinit = 1) then
b_newx = XSIZE / 2
>
b_newy = YSIZE /
> 2
b_newa = random_angle()
>
>
wait_controller("Press any button to
> start.")
>
endif
end sub
sub
> check_bat_collission(bat())
>
local a, b, x, y, rev, bx_n,
> bx_o
local ignore, y_top,
> y_bot, too_much
if
> (bat(1) > (XSIZE / 2)) then
x =
> bat(1) - (bat(3) / 2)
>
rev = -1
bx_o = ball(1) + ball(3)
>
bx_n = b_newx +
> b_newr
if (bx_o >= bx_n) then
ignore
> = 1
elsif
> ((bx_o > x) or (bx_n < x)) then
ignore = 1
>
endif
>
else
x = bat(1) + (bat(3) / 2)
rev = 1
>
bx_o =
> ball(1) - ball(3)
bx_n = b_newx - b_newr
if (bx_o
>
> <= bx_n) then
ignore = 1
elsif ((bx_o < x) or
> (bx_n
> > x)) then
ignore = 1
endif
endif
>
if (ignore
> = 0) then
rem Let's give the players a
> bit of slack (b_newr / 2)
>
y_top = bat(2) - (bat(4) /
> 2) - (b_newr / 2)
y_bot =
> bat(2) + (bat(4) / 2) + (b_newr
> / 2)
a = (ball(2) - b_newy)
> / (ball(1) - b_newx)
b
> = b_newy - (a * b_newx)
y = a * x
> + b
if (y
> >= y_top and y <= y_bot) then
if (b_news
> > 2 *
> b_newr) then
draw_the_ball(x + (rev * b_newr), y,
> b_newr)
>
endif
too_much = b_newx - (x + (rev * b_newr))
>
>
b_newx = (x + (rev * b_newr)) - too_much
b_newa = pi
> -
> b_newa
endif
endif
end sub
sub
> draw_new_field()
>
buffer = 1 - buffer
setdrawbuf buffer
>
setrgb 0, 64, 127,
> 64
clear window
>
draw_bat(left_bat())
>
draw_bat(right_bat())
>
draw_ball()
draw_score()
>
setdispbuf buffer
end
> sub
sub draw_ball()
>
draw_the_ball(ball(1),
> ball(2), ball(3))
end sub
sub
> draw_the_ball(x, y,
> r)
setrgb 1, 127, 127, 127
fill
> circle x, y, r
>
end sub
sub draw_bat(bat())
local
> ltx, lty,
> rbx, rby
ltx = bat(1) - (bat(3) / 2)
lty =
> bat(2)
> - (bat(4) / 2)
rbx = bat(1) + (bat(3) / 2)
rby =
>
> bat(2) + (bat(4) / 2)
setrgb 1, 127, 127, 127
fill
>
> rectangle ltx, lty, rbx, rby
end sub
sub
> draw_score()
>
setrgb 1, 0, 0, 0
text 50, 20,
> str$(score(1)),
> "cc"
text XSIZE - 50, 20,
> str$(score(2)),
> "cc"
end sub
sub init()
>
init_structures()
>
init_screen()
end sub
>
sub init_structures()
rem
> ball: x, y, radius,
> angle, speed
dim ball(5)
init_ball()
>
rem
> left_bat: x, y (center), width, height
dim
> left_bat(4)
>
left_bat(1) = BAT_OFFSET
left_bat(2) = YSIZE / 2
>
>
left_bat(3) = BAT_WIDTH
left_bat(4) = BAT_HEIGHT
>
rem
> right_bat: x, y (center), width, height
dim
> right_bat(4)
>
right_bat(1) = XSIZE - BAT_OFFSET
>
right_bat(2) = YSIZE / 2
>
right_bat(3) = BAT_WIDTH
>
right_bat(4) = BAT_HEIGHT
>
rem score: left, right
>
dim score(2)
score(1) = 0
>
score(2) = 0
end sub
>
sub init_ball()
ball(1) =
> XSIZE / 2
ball(2) =
> YSIZE / 2
ball(3) = BALL_RADIUS
>
ball(4) =
> random_angle()
ball(5) = BALL_SPEED
end sub
>
>
sub random_angle()
local r
r = ran() * 2 *
> pi
>
rem These angles keep the game interesting
>
while (((r
> > 0.4 * pi) and (r < 0.6 * pi)) or ((r
> > 1.4 * pi) and (r
> < 1.6 * pi)))
r = ran() * 2 * pi
>
wend
return r
>
end sub
sub
> init_screen(text$)
open window XSIZE,
> YSIZE
buffer = 0
>
setdrawbuf buffer
setrgb 0, 64, 127, 64
>
clear
> window
end sub
sub wait_controller(text$)
>
>
setrgb 1, 0, 0, 0
text XSIZE / 2, YSIZE / 2,
> text$,
> "cc"
while
> (or(peek("PORT1"),
> peek("PORT2")) = 0)
>
pause 0.02
wend
end sub
>
It needs to be set
> out as you see it in front of you.
but
> let me warn you first
> before you run of to your PS2 if you dont have
> a memory card i
> advise you not to try coding.
WHY?
well i was
> putting in
> this code which believe me is very boring to do, i had
> done
> about a quatre of it and i had just had enough i couldnt keep
>
> going it was soooooooooo boring.if i had a memory card i could
> of
> saved the bit i had done and continued another day and
> another
> reasen is if you do manage to finish the code and get
> it working
> sucsefully you wont be able to save and every time
> you want to play
> it again you have to code it again.
so if
> you really want to get
> your code on but have no PS2 memory
> card i would buy one from
> ukgames.com i know memory cards are
> a lot but ukgames (special
> reserve) have one of the best
> prices.
Or if you cant be bothered
> to copy a code on to
> your PS2 and have or havent got a memory card
> you can download
> a PS2 YABASIC emulator onto your PC and just
> copy/paste the
> code into that - its a lot easy.
now you know how
> to make
> pong on your PS2
and here it is again if u want to read it again u
> dont have to
> back by populer demand here are some more
>
> lyrics
Truffles
You, you
> think yer such a bad ass; You
> think
> yer such a rough neck; Well I
> saw you outside
> eating truffles
> with yer mom on the patio; I think
> it's
> really sad though; and
> tell yer girl ta quit buggin' me;
> 'Cause
> I saw her outside
> suckin' **** in the bathroom of
> the bus of the
> Iron Maiden
> cover band;
Chorus
When
> your pencil neck breaks,
> when
> your bird chest caves in .
> . .
I'm gonna win
When your
> pencil
> neck breaks, when
> your bird chest caves in . . .
I'm
> gonna win
>
Me,
> I'm just another gringo, a bitter jalepeno;
> But I gets
> more
> montequilla in a week than your b*itch @ss
> gets in
> a lifetime;
> You're steppin' on a land mine; Your gonna
>
> shoot yer eye out; I'm
> thinkin' what in the Sam Ham Hill
> is
> goin' on wit yer moms in the
> clogs and the skirt,
> Wouldn't
> f***'er for my country with a flag on
> her face
> and a stolen
> dick.
Chorus
You, you think yer still
> a
> bad ass, You
> think your still a rough neck; Well let's
> take this
>
> outside
SUNSHINE
When I look at your
> face I see dirt; All
> the
> sunshine you blow up my ass
> starts to hurt; And I don't
> really mind
> if I'm nothin'
> in your eyes; It's no surprise to
> me; There's a
> rocket I
> built; It's under my kilt; It's coming
> to blow you
> away.
>
Chorus
I was a jerk; I did the work
> for
> somebody else's dream;
> I took the chance; I lost my
> pants;
> in somebody else's dream
> tonight.
Now you're
> calling me up
> to get paid; And if you don't
> get paid
> then you'll never get
> laid; But I really don't have any
>
> money; I say goodbye; And
> you'll have to depend on your
> size;
> There's a rocket I built;
> It's under my kilt; It's
> coming to blow
> you away.
Chorus
>
Now I think that
> I'm going to bed, as the
> image of you and
> yer crap
> leaves my head; Cause it's t-minus 20
> tomorrow,
> rocket
> flies; And it doesn't depend on the size; There's a
>
>
> rocket I built; It's under my kilt; It's coming to blow
> you
>
> away
HUMPEM' N' DUMPEM'
Cough up the rent Mr.
> Kent; And
> don't
> try to blame it on the government; Your
> wife is a clown
> she's in
> town, she gets with some other
> guy; Are you gonna
> finish your fat?
> Cause I'd like to
> give it to my kitty cat;
> The big fat look is
> coming
> back. You skinny people are
> screwed. And I know you're
> right;
> Yeah I know it's time.
>
Chorus
Here we go
> again another humpem
> dumpem situation;
> Here we go again
> another humpem dumpem situation;
> Here we go
> again, here
> we go again, Now I know what you're like and
> I
> don't
> think I like it.
The newspaper says to get bent; Man
>
> I'd
> like to say that to the President; He got the L. in
> the
> House, I
> guess he already did; She looks like she
> finished
> here fat; she then
> turned around and ate my
> kitty cat; she
> coughed up a hair ball or
> two and laughed
> her way to the bank;
> And I know it's right; Yeah, I
> know
> it's time.
Chorus
>
Here we go again.
LEROY
He's
> got
> the dirtiest shoes
> that I ever seen; Chew on a blunt
> wipe his butt
> with a
> magazine; Smokin' his crack wash it
> down with gasoline; Still
>
> he push the button, E.F.
> Hutton when he speaks to me; Oh you know
> he
> told me
> "Shake it, don't break it; It took too damn
> long to
>
> make it"
Chorus
Leroy is my mojo man; Leroy
> is my
> mojo
> man, He come he take me by the hand; Cause Leroy is
>
> my mojo man
> tonight . . . alright!
He's just a pimp with
> a
> limp and some
> vaseline; He told me to "Look,
> over
> there!" and stole my
> nectarine; Said,
> "Don't turn
> your back on me black, I'm a sex
>
> machine" Still he push
> the button E.F. Hutton when he
> speaks to
> me; Oh you know he
> told me, "Shake it,
> don't break it; It took
> too damn long
> to make"
>
Chorus
Oh you know he told me,
>
> "Shake it,
> don't break it, it took too damn long to make
>
> it"
>
HEY MR. BROWN
Man I think it's just a little
> sleazy;
>
> You said you was like butter but you're cheesy; To
> treat me
> like I'm
> spinner bait you can't wait; go fish off
> some
> other dock.
>
Chorus
Hey, Mr. Brown, don't have a
>
> cow.
Just compensate
> me!
Hey, Mr. Brown, don't have a
>
> cow.
Just compensate me!
Hey,
> Mr. Brown, don't have a
>
> cow.
Just compensate me! You're gonna have
> to prove it
> to
> me.
If I don't call you back your head spins; If
>
> I told
> you what I think you'd s**t your linens; "It's
> just
>
> another interview, nothing new" But they don't
> even know
> my
> name.
Chorus
LOVE IS A MUTT FROM
> HELL
This is a
> story about
> a friend of mine; He is
> abnormally intelligent; He
> could bust a
> phatty rhyme,
> even when he got up in the blunt;
> But that all changed
>
> when the girl who he lives with came to
> town, He let here take
> him
> away from me so I had to ask him
> how; That's when he
> said, "She
> takes advantage of me! She
> takes
> advantage of me! "She takes
> advantage of me! She
>
> takes advantage of me! She even knows when I
> pee! I
> think
> eventually she'll make a meal out of
> me."
>
>
Chorus
Because her love is a mutt from
> hell that I can't
> live
> without; "Your love is a
> mutt from hell that I can't
> live
> without; One of these
> days I swear I'm gonna get out;
> 'Til then your
> love is a
> mutt from hell that I can't live
> without.
That's why
>
> I'm talking to you now.
Sarah
> lives with Bradley now, I
> guess
> that is how she wants her
> s**t; He needed a place
> to stay, so it's
> of mutual benefit; I
> stopped by on my
> way to Pomona yesterday; She
> sat down and
> spilled her
> guts to me; That's when I thought she would
> tell
> me
> she's gay; Instead she said, "He takes advantage of
>
> me!
> He takes advantage of me! He takes advantage of me!
> He
> takes
> advantage of me! He even knows when I pee! I
> think
> eventually he'll
> make a meal out of me."
>
Chorus
>
That's why I'm talking
> to you now;
Talking
> to; That's why
> I'm talking to, That's why I'm
> talking
> to.
Talking to; That's
> why I'm talking to, That's why
> I'm
> talking, talking, talking
> to you NOW!
Because,
> your love is a
> mutt from hell that I
> can't live
> without.
PUNK ASS B***H
She
> wriggles and she
>
> wraggles, she jiggles and she jaggles, you stand
> and watch
> her
> pass by, your line of vision ass-eye, you think that
>
> cause she
> smiles, that you turn all her dials, but you don't
> see
> them
> later, while in the elevator, you nag her and
> you swagger, you
>
> think you're gonna shag her, a man
> about the town-a, get
> funky,
> let's get down-a, machismo
> and machasma, it turns into
> miamsa, but
> you have got no
> class, no style, no social skills,
> no
> comprehension
>
Chorus
I can't deal with this idiot,
> yeah I must
>
> admit that he's a punk @ss b*tch
You open up
> your
> mouth-a,
> amazed at what comes out-a Its just a
> testimony,
> that you're full of
> bologna, that you're a
> stupid sh*t-Ass, a
> meathead, guido, pass-gas,
> that you
> have got no class, no
> style, no social skills, no
>
> comprehension
Repeat Chorus
> 2X
You know you want to
> spangle,
> but you can't seem to
> angle, one gives you
> attitude-a, your reason
> to be rude-a, you
> think that
> cause she smiles, that you turn all her
> dials, but
> you
> don't see them later, while in the elevator, you nag
> her
>
> and you swagger, you think you're gonna shag her, a man
> about
>
> the town-a, get funky, let's get down-a, machismo
> and machasma,
> it
> turns into miamsa, you have got no
> class, no style, no
> social
> skills, no comprehension You
> open up your mouth-a,
> amazed at what
> comes out-a It's
> just a testimony, that you're
> full of bologna, that
>
> you're a stupid s**t-ass, a meathead,
> guido, pass gas, but you
> have
> got no class, no style, no
> social skills, no
> comprehension
>
Repeat Chorus 2x
>
WANNABE
> GANGSTAR
I am a wannabe; You better
> be careful
> around
> me; I come from far away, where mustang dreams are
>
> made;
> and we are fashioned in the image of the Don's who have
>
> come
> before us; we all kiss the rings of sand like our
> fathers
> told us.
>
Chorus
'Cause I'm a wannabe
> gangstar, better go
> back to Commack;
> I'm a wannabe
> gangstar, better go back to
> Commack; I'm a wannabe
>
> gangstar, better go back to Commack,
> better go back to far
> away.
>
Like a lemon pie a la mode, my
> nine is easy to
> load; all hail
> Jericho; Turnpike Teck, that's
> where I go
> to learn the things about
> the universe I'll need so
> I
> can build a stamped, 'cause I'm all up
> in your face
> again,
> I'm all up in your face.
Chorus
A
> wannabe
> gangstar, a
> victim of the chromosome prankster, I thanks
> ya,
> I sits back
> in my chair to contemplate my hair; OOH
> DAMN, I reak of
>
> cologne, but yo I'm lookin' snappy, I'm
> nappy, I'm crappy, got
> jimmy
> hats from pappy, so now I'm
> trigger happy, Girl did he
> just rhyme
> 'crappy' with
> 'happy'? Yeah, so you girlies wanna
> get wit this nit
>
> wit, got Cheese Whiz or not? Then I'm a hafta
> blow up ya mail
> box
> BIATCH! Or toilet paper ya front yard,
> show the cops
> my Suburbs
> Card, they gotta let me go cause they
> know
> that I'm hard, it's the
> deal it's for real, ya betta
>
> listen to what I'm tellin' ya . . .
> 'Cause I'm a wannabe
>
> gangstar.
Chorus
Cool oh and here's a WWf event we
>
> made:
Longy’s and Kid Rock’s PPV: Wipeout
1st Match:
> Hardcore
> Tag team tornando match: Chris Jericho & Chris
> Benoit Vs Kane
> & Undertaker
the count down starts 7, 6,
> 5 the whole of the
> arena goes wild no one is sitting down. 4,
> 3, 2, 1 the whole arena
> is in darkness every things silent
> then BOOM!! A big explosion and
> Jericho and Benoit are there
> walking down the ramp the crowd is
> going crazy they go into
> the ring both of the wrestlers are on a
> turn buckle looking
> out into the crowd. Then everything goes silent
> Jericho’s
> music cuts out then KEEP ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN!!! Then The
>
> Undertaker and his brother Kane are on the ramp walking down
> The
> Undertaker with one arm raised. Jericho and Benoit jump
> out the ring
> and go running towards The Undertaker and Kane
> they start hitting
> them the match is on Undertaker and Kane
> battle back with some hits
> to the head Undertaker and Kane
> bring Jericho and Benoit to the
> ring. The bell sounds for the
> start of the match undertaker throws
> Jericho into the ropes
> Undertaker bends down for the back drop
> Jericho kicks
> undertaker in the face undertaker is hit back Jericho
> goes
> into the ropes undertaker is still dazed and Jericho flies
>
> threw the air for a clothes line undertaker is hit onto the
> floor.
> Kane brings Benoit into the ring then Benoit starts
> hitting Kane and
> throws him into the rope then as Kane comes
> back Benoit hits him
> with a stinging chop to the chest sending
> Kane crashing to the
> floor. Benoit lifts kane up and power
> slams him into the floor
> making sure he wont get up Benoit now
> climbs out of the ring lifts
> up the appren and gets out some
> weapons he picks up a trash can and
> throws it into the ring
> and then he gets a steel chair and slides it
> to Jericho who
> picks it up as undertaker is just getting up Jericho
> smacks
> the steel chair round his head knocking him down to the floor
>
> which he came from. Then Benoit gets out a table out and pushed
> it
> in to the ring he gets a baseball bat out for him self then
> he get’
> s into the ring only to be met by Kane’s boot to the
> face it knocks
> him don to the ground Kane is kicking him in
> then he sets up the
> table. Undertaker climbs to his feet and
> Kane boots Jericho in the
> face onto the chair that Jericho had
> in his hand. Kane signals for
> the chokeslam and he grabs
> Benoit and chokeslams him to the out
> side of the ring.
> Undertaker then signals for the last ride and Kane
> pulls the
> table close to the Undertaker so he can last ride him
> through
> the table but Benoit has climbed to his feet pulls Kane out
>
> the ring and grabs his base ball bat and gives taker a low blow
> just
> after he had lifted Jericho up for the last ride but
> after the low
> blow Jericho reverses it in to a hurricanrana
> through the table. The
> crowd are going wild with excitement.
> Benoit then climbs out the
> ring and then grabs for something
> under the ring he brings out a two
> by four wrapped in barbed
> wire. Then he points to the two by four
> wrapped in barbed wire
> and then points to Kane and the crowd gets
> even wilder.
> Jericho climbs out the ring and finds something else he
> grabs
> a 25 foot ladder and also points to Kane. With the Undertaker
>
> lying motionless in the ring Kane when he gets up will be fighting
> a
> two on one match. Benoit gets out another table and puts it
> in the
> ring. Jericho gets Kane and smacks him round the head
> with the two
> by four wrapped in barbed wire cutting him open.
> Kane is thrown into
> the ring by Jericho Benoit is setting up
> the table and then setting
> the ladder up right next to it.
> Jericho stands Kane up and brings
> him to the ladder he pulls
> him up the ladder Jericho on one side
> Kane on the other
> Jericho’s back is to the Table they get up to the
> top Jericho
> is setting Kane up for the back drop onto the table
> over 25
> foot below the crowd is going insane below. Jericho try’s
> for
> the first time to back drop kane of the ladder but kane wont
>
> budge Jericho hits Kane and try’s again but he wont budge then
> kane
> fights back with some punches to the head kane puts his
> hand up in
> the air and signals for the choke slam now the
> crowd are of the
> seats wanting to get in closer kane gets
> Jericho by the throat
> climbs to the top of the ladder Jericho
> is one step below that.
> Undertaker is up now and battling
> Benoit out side the ring unaware
> what’s happening in the ring.
> Kane’s puts Jericho’s hand over his
> shoulder and lifts him
> high in the air then jumps off the ladder and
> slams Jericho
> into straight into the table it breaks instantly and
> he
> smashes through the ring as well and Jericho’s head nearly got
>
> hit off Kane is lying on the ground he felt the move as well but
> not
> as much as Jericho. Benoit and Undertaker are still
> beating each
> over up Benoit snap suplex’s Undertaker Benoit
> goes round the over
> side of the ring and gets a steel chair
> from underneath undertaker
> gets table out from under the ring
> and sets it up Benoit runs back
> round he goes to hit taker
> with the chair but taker slams it into
> his face with a big
> boot he lifts Benoit up and signals for the last
> ride then he
> last rides Benoit through the table undertaker is tired
> out he
> puts his hands and on his knees and then the crowd goes wild
>
> taker thinks its strange hes only putting his hands on his
> knees
> then DDP comes from the crowd turns taker round and then
> hits the
> Diamond Cutter on to a chair DDP starts celebrating
> then Sara comes
> down the ramp with a Steel chair comes face to
> with DDP raises the
> steel chair but in stead of hitting DDP
> she swings down and hits
> Undertaker her husband Sara say’s she
> loves DDP and they kiss then
> walk of together mean while
> Benoit is getting up he goes in to the
> ring climbs to the top
> rope and hits the Diving Head Butt onto Kane
> Benoit pulls
> Jercho up and helps him to his feet then Benoit gets
> Kane up
> throws him to Jericho and Jericho spine busters him then
> gets
> the walls of Jericho and Benoit locks in the Crippler
> Crossface
> they keep it there for a while then Kane say’s “it
> burns it Burns”
> and taps out Jericho and Benoit keep it locked
> in until the bell
> sounds and security guards come down and
> break it up Jericho and
> Benoit celebrate and they walk out the
> ring and up the ramp the
> crowd now is just going wild there
> loving it loving it loving it
> there loving like this this is
> the best PPV any one has anyone seen
> ever
i dont know if
> many of you know (you probably do your quite smart) but on that
> little demo disc that came tuked away with your ps2 in the box aswel
> as games and videos there is also a little something called YABASIC
> (yet another basic.)
this alows you to create your very own games
> which can be very difficult if you know hardly anything about
> codeing games.well im not very good at cding so i loaded on some
> demo games already built into the program and i was very happy to
> find snake.well on thisits called worm but none the less its snake
> with a bit of a twist and paint brush style graphics.but its not the
> graphics that matter.
any way after a while of playing worm i
> wanted to make my own game but i thought i would start small and i
> just tweaked the settings on the game but soon this caused the game
> to not run and i didnt know how to sort out the problem.
so i
> turned to the internet for guidence.
i found a couple of sites on
> YABASIC and they had coding for some rather good games one of which
> you may of heared of:
who wants to be a millionaire.
but they
> also had the all time classic game, the game that started the games
> industry pong.
incase you want a go at coding pong into your PS2
> hear is the code:
PADS = 2
BAT_HEIGHT = 80
BAT_WIDTH
> = 8
BAT_SPEED = 10
BAT_OFFSET = 20
BALL_RADIUS = 6
>
BALL_SPEED = 11
XSIZE = 640
YSIZE = 512
>
main()
sub main()
init()
cont = 1
>
wait_controller("Press any button to start.")
>
while(cont = 1)
draw_new_field()
>
update_bat(left_bat(), "PORT1", 16, 64)
if
> (PADS = 2) then
update_bat(right_bat(), "PORT2", 16,
> 64)
else
update_bat(right_bat(), "PORT1", 4096,
> 16384)
endif
update_ball()
pause 0.05
wend
>
end sub
sub update_bat(bat(), addr$, up, down)
local
> maxstep
if (and(peek(addr$), down) > 0) then
maxstep
> = YSIZE - (bat(2) + (bat(4) / 2))
bat(2) = bat(2) + min(maxstep,
> BAT_SPEED)
elsif (and(peek(addr$), up) > 0) then
maxstep
> = bat(2) - (bat(4) / 2)
bat(2) = bat(2) - min(maxstep,
> BAT_SPEED)
endif
end sub
sub update_ball()
>
b_newx = ball(1) + ball(5) * cos(ball(4))
b_newy = ball(2) +
> ball(5) * sin(ball(4))
b_newr = ball(3)
b_newa = ball(4)
>
b_news = ball(5)
check_topbot_collission()
>
check_bat_collission(left_bat())
>
check_bat_collission(right_bat())
>
check_leftright_collission()
ball(1) = b_newx
>
ball(2) = b_newy
ball(3) = b_newr
ball(4) = b_newa
>
ball(5) = b_news
end sub
sub
> check_topbot_collission()
local r, y_toomuch
r = ball(3)
>
if (b_newy < r) then
b_newy = r + (r - b_newy)
>
b_newa = (2 * pi) - b_newa
beep
endif
if (b_newy
> > (YSIZE - r)) then
y_toomuch = r + (b_newy - YSIZE)
>
b_newy = YSIZE - (y_toomuch + r)
b_newa = (2 * pi) - b_newa
>
beep
endif
end sub
sub
> check_leftright_collission()
local r, reinit
r = b_newr
>
reinit = 0
if (b_newx < r) then
score(2) =
> score(2) + 2
reinit = 1
beep
elsif (b_newx > (XSIZE -
> r)) then
score(1) = score(1) + 1
reinit = 1
beep
>
endif
if (reinit = 1) then
b_newx = XSIZE / 2
>
b_newy = YSIZE / 2
b_newa = random_angle()
>
wait_controller("Press any button to start.")
>
endif
end sub
sub check_bat_collission(bat())
>
local a, b, x, y, rev, bx_n, bx_o
local ignore, y_top,
> y_bot, too_much
if (bat(1) > (XSIZE / 2)) then
x =
> bat(1) - (bat(3) / 2)
rev = -1
bx_o = ball(1) + ball(3)
>
bx_n = b_newx + b_newr
if (bx_o >= bx_n) then
ignore
> = 1
elsif ((bx_o > x) or (bx_n < x)) then
ignore = 1
>
endif
else
x = bat(1) + (bat(3) / 2)
rev = 1
>
bx_o = ball(1) - ball(3)
bx_n = b_newx - b_newr
if (bx_o
> <= bx_n) then
ignore = 1
elsif ((bx_o < x) or (bx_n
> > x)) then
ignore = 1
endif
endif
if (ignore
> = 0) then
rem Let's give the players a bit of slack (b_newr / 2)
>
y_top = bat(2) - (bat(4) / 2) - (b_newr / 2)
y_bot =
> bat(2) + (bat(4) / 2) + (b_newr / 2)
a = (ball(2) - b_newy)
> / (ball(1) - b_newx)
b = b_newy - (a * b_newx)
y = a * x
> + b
if (y >= y_top and y <= y_bot) then
if (b_news
> > 2 * b_newr) then
draw_the_ball(x + (rev * b_newr), y,
> b_newr)
endif
too_much = b_newx - (x + (rev * b_newr))
>
b_newx = (x + (rev * b_newr)) - too_much
b_newa = pi -
> b_newa
endif
endif
end sub
sub draw_new_field()
>
buffer = 1 - buffer
setdrawbuf buffer
setrgb 0, 64, 127,
> 64
clear window
draw_bat(left_bat())
>
draw_bat(right_bat())
draw_ball()
draw_score()
>
setdispbuf buffer
end sub
sub draw_ball()
>
draw_the_ball(ball(1), ball(2), ball(3))
end sub
sub
> draw_the_ball(x, y, r)
setrgb 1, 127, 127, 127
fill
> circle x, y, r
end sub
sub draw_bat(bat())
local
> ltx, lty, rbx, rby
ltx = bat(1) - (bat(3) / 2)
lty =
> bat(2) - (bat(4) / 2)
rbx = bat(1) + (bat(3) / 2)
rby =
> bat(2) + (bat(4) / 2)
setrgb 1, 127, 127, 127
fill
> rectangle ltx, lty, rbx, rby
end sub
sub draw_score()
>
setrgb 1, 0, 0, 0
text 50, 20, str$(score(1)),
> "cc"
text XSIZE - 50, 20, str$(score(2)),
> "cc"
end sub
sub init()
init_structures()
>
init_screen()
end sub
sub init_structures()
rem
> ball: x, y, radius, angle, speed
dim ball(5)
init_ball()
>
rem left_bat: x, y (center), width, height
dim
> left_bat(4)
left_bat(1) = BAT_OFFSET
left_bat(2) = YSIZE / 2
>
left_bat(3) = BAT_WIDTH
left_bat(4) = BAT_HEIGHT
rem
> right_bat: x, y (center), width, height
dim right_bat(4)
>
right_bat(1) = XSIZE - BAT_OFFSET
right_bat(2) = YSIZE / 2
>
right_bat(3) = BAT_WIDTH
right_bat(4) = BAT_HEIGHT
>
rem score: left, right
dim score(2)
score(1) = 0
>
score(2) = 0
end sub
sub init_ball()
ball(1) =
> XSIZE / 2
ball(2) = YSIZE / 2
ball(3) = BALL_RADIUS
>
ball(4) = random_angle()
ball(5) = BALL_SPEED
end sub
>
sub random_angle()
local r
r = ran() * 2 * pi
>
rem These angles keep the game interesting
while (((r
> > 0.4 * pi) and (r < 0.6 * pi)) or ((r > 1.4 * pi) and (r
> < 1.6 * pi)))
r = ran() * 2 * pi
wend
return r
>
end sub
sub init_screen(text$)
open window XSIZE,
> YSIZE
buffer = 0
setdrawbuf buffer
setrgb 0, 64, 127, 64
>
clear window
end sub
sub wait_controller(text$)
>
setrgb 1, 0, 0, 0
text XSIZE / 2, YSIZE / 2, text$,
> "cc"
while (or(peek("PORT1"),
> peek("PORT2")) = 0)
pause 0.02
wend
end sub
>
It needs to be set out as you see it in front of you.
but
> let me warn you first before you run of to your PS2 if you dont have
> a memory card i advise you not to try coding.
WHY?
well i was
> putting in this code which believe me is very boring to do, i had
> done about a quatre of it and i had just had enough i couldnt keep
> going it was soooooooooo boring.if i had a memory card i could of
> saved the bit i had done and continued another day and another
> reasen is if you do manage to finish the code and get it working
> sucsefully you wont be able to save and every time you want to play
> it again you have to code it again.
so if you really want to get
> your code on but have no PS2 memory card i would buy one from
> ukgames.com i know memory cards are a lot but ukgames (special
> reserve) have one of the best prices.
Or if you cant be bothered
> to copy a code on to your PS2 and have or havent got a memory card
> you can download a PS2 YABASIC emulator onto your PC and just
> copy/paste the code into that - its a lot easy.
now you know how
> to make pong on your PS2
> Here's a few things i think u'll like:
> back by populer demand
> here are some more
> lyrics
Truffles
You, you
> think yer
> such a bad ass; You think
> yer such a rough neck; Well I
>
> saw you outside eating truffles
> with yer mom on the patio; I
> think
> it's really sad though; and
> tell yer girl ta quit
> buggin' me; 'Cause
> I saw her outside
> suckin' **** in the
> bathroom of the bus of the
> Iron Maiden
> cover band;
>
Chorus
When your pencil neck breaks,
> when
> your bird
> chest caves in . . .
I'm gonna win
When your
> pencil
>
> neck breaks, when your bird chest caves in . . .
I'm
> gonna
> win
>
Me, I'm just another gringo, a bitter jalepeno;
>
> But I gets more
> montequilla in a week than your b*itch
> @ss
> gets in a lifetime;
> You're steppin' on a land mine;
> Your gonna
> shoot yer eye out; I'm
> thinkin' what in the
> Sam Ham Hill is
> goin' on wit yer moms in the
> clogs and
> the skirt, Wouldn't
> f***'er for my country with a flag
> on
> her face and a stolen
> dick.
Chorus
You, you
> think yer still a
> bad ass, You
> think your still a rough
> neck; Well let's take this
>
> outside
SUNSHINE
When I
> look at your face I see dirt; All
> the
> sunshine you blow
> up my ass starts to hurt; And I don't
> really mind
> if I'm
> nothin' in your eyes; It's no surprise to
> me; There's a
>
> rocket I built; It's under my kilt; It's coming
> to blow you
> away.
>
Chorus
I was a jerk; I did the work
> for
> somebody else's dream;
> I took the chance; I lost my
> pants;
> in somebody else's dream
> tonight.
Now you're
> calling me up
> to get paid; And if you don't
> get paid
> then you'll never get
> laid; But I really don't have any
>
> money; I say goodbye; And
> you'll have to depend on your
> size;
> There's a rocket I built;
> It's under my kilt; It's
> coming to blow
> you away.
Chorus
>
Now I think that
> I'm going to bed, as the
> image of you and
> yer crap
> leaves my head; Cause it's t-minus 20
> tomorrow,
> rocket
> flies; And it doesn't depend on the size; There's a
>
>
> rocket I built; It's under my kilt; It's coming to blow
> you
>
> away
HUMPEM' N' DUMPEM'
Cough up the rent Mr.
> Kent; And
> don't
> try to blame it on the government; Your
> wife is a clown
> she's in
> town, she gets with some other
> guy; Are you gonna
> finish your fat?
> Cause I'd like to
> give it to my kitty cat;
> The big fat look is
> coming
> back. You skinny people are
> screwed. And I know you're
> right;
> Yeah I know it's time.
>
Chorus
Here we go
> again another humpem
> dumpem situation;
> Here we go again
> another humpem dumpem situation;
> Here we go
> again, here
> we go again, Now I know what you're like and
> I
> don't
> think I like it.
The newspaper says to get bent; Man
>
> I'd
> like to say that to the President; He got the L. in
> the
> House, I
> guess he already did; She looks like she
> finished
> here fat; she then
> turned around and ate my
> kitty cat; she
> coughed up a hair ball or
> two and laughed
> her way to the bank;
> And I know it's right; Yeah, I
> know
> it's time.
Chorus
>
Here we go again.
LEROY
He's
> got
> the dirtiest shoes
> that I ever seen; Chew on a blunt
> wipe his butt
> with a
> magazine; Smokin' his crack wash it
> down with gasoline; Still
>
> he push the button, E.F.
> Hutton when he speaks to me; Oh you know
> he
> told me
> "Shake it, don't break it; It took too damn
> long to
>
> make it"
Chorus
Leroy is my mojo man; Leroy
> is my
> mojo
> man, He come he take me by the hand; Cause Leroy is
>
> my mojo man
> tonight . . . alright!
He's just a pimp with
> a
> limp and some
> vaseline; He told me to "Look,
> over
> there!" and stole my
> nectarine; Said,
> "Don't turn
> your back on me black, I'm a sex
>
> machine" Still he push
> the button E.F. Hutton when he
> speaks to
> me; Oh you know he
> told me, "Shake it,
> don't break it; It took
> too damn long
> to make"
>
Chorus
Oh you know he told me,
>
> "Shake it,
> don't break it, it took too damn long to make
>
> it"
>
HEY MR. BROWN
Man I think it's just a little
> sleazy;
>
> You said you was like butter but you're cheesy; To
> treat me
> like I'm
> spinner bait you can't wait; go fish off
> some
> other dock.
>
Chorus
Hey, Mr. Brown, don't have a
>
> cow.
Just compensate
> me!
Hey, Mr. Brown, don't have a
>
> cow.
Just compensate me!
Hey,
> Mr. Brown, don't have a
>
> cow.
Just compensate me! You're gonna have
> to prove it
> to
> me.
If I don't call you back your head spins; If
>
> I told
> you what I think you'd s**t your linens; "It's
> just
>
> another interview, nothing new" But they don't
> even know
> my
> name.
Chorus
LOVE IS A MUTT FROM
> HELL
This is a
> story about
> a friend of mine; He is
> abnormally intelligent; He
> could bust a
> phatty rhyme,
> even when he got up in the blunt;
> But that all changed
>
> when the girl who he lives with came to
> town, He let here take
> him
> away from me so I had to ask him
> how; That's when he
> said, "She
> takes advantage of me! She
> takes
> advantage of me! "She takes
> advantage of me! She
>
> takes advantage of me! She even knows when I
> pee! I
> think
> eventually she'll make a meal out of
> me."
>
>
Chorus
Because her love is a mutt from
> hell that I can't
> live
> without; "Your love is a
> mutt from hell that I can't
> live
> without; One of these
> days I swear I'm gonna get out;
> 'Til then your
> love is a
> mutt from hell that I can't live
> without.
That's why
>
> I'm talking to you now.
Sarah
> lives with Bradley now, I
> guess
> that is how she wants her
> s**t; He needed a place
> to stay, so it's
> of mutual benefit; I
> stopped by on my
> way to Pomona yesterday; She
> sat down and
> spilled her
> guts to me; That's when I thought she would
> tell
> me
> she's gay; Instead she said, "He takes advantage of
>
> me!
> He takes advantage of me! He takes advantage of me!
> He
> takes
> advantage of me! He even knows when I pee! I
> think
> eventually he'll
> make a meal out of me."
>
Chorus
>
That's why I'm talking
> to you now;
Talking
> to; That's why
> I'm talking to, That's why I'm
> talking
> to.
Talking to; That's
> why I'm talking to, That's why
> I'm
> talking, talking, talking
> to you NOW!
Because,
> your love is a
> mutt from hell that I
> can't live
> without.
PUNK ASS B***H
She
> wriggles and she
>
> wraggles, she jiggles and she jaggles, you stand
> and watch
> her
> pass by, your line of vision ass-eye, you think that
>
> cause she
> smiles, that you turn all her dials, but you don't
> see
> them
> later, while in the elevator, you nag her and
> you swagger, you
>
> think you're gonna shag her, a man
> about the town-a, get
> funky,
> let's get down-a, machismo
> and machasma, it turns into
> miamsa, but
> you have got no
> class, no style, no social skills,
> no
> comprehension
>
Chorus
I can't deal with this idiot,
> yeah I must
>
> admit that he's a punk @ss b*tch
You open up
> your
> mouth-a,
> amazed at what comes out-a Its just a
> testimony,
> that you're full of
> bologna, that you're a
> stupid sh*t-Ass, a
> meathead, guido, pass-gas,
> that you
> have got no class, no
> style, no social skills, no
>
> comprehension
Repeat Chorus
> 2X
You know you want to
> spangle,
> but you can't seem to
> angle, one gives you
> attitude-a, your reason
> to be rude-a, you
> think that
> cause she smiles, that you turn all her
> dials, but
> you
> don't see them later, while in the elevator, you nag
> her
>
> and you swagger, you think you're gonna shag her, a man
> about
>
> the town-a, get funky, let's get down-a, machismo
> and machasma,
> it
> turns into miamsa, you have got no
> class, no style, no
> social
> skills, no comprehension You
> open up your mouth-a,
> amazed at what
> comes out-a It's
> just a testimony, that you're
> full of bologna, that
>
> you're a stupid s**t-ass, a meathead,
> guido, pass gas, but you
> have
> got no class, no style, no
> social skills, no
> comprehension
>
Repeat Chorus 2x
>
WANNABE
> GANGSTAR
I am a wannabe; You better
> be careful
> around
> me; I come from far away, where mustang dreams are
>
> made;
> and we are fashioned in the image of the Don's who have
>
> come
> before us; we all kiss the rings of sand like our
> fathers
> told us.
>
Chorus
'Cause I'm a wannabe
> gangstar, better go
> back to Commack;
> I'm a wannabe
> gangstar, better go back to
> Commack; I'm a wannabe
>
> gangstar, better go back to Commack,
> better go back to far
> away.
>
Like a lemon pie a la mode, my
> nine is easy to
> load; all hail
> Jericho; Turnpike Teck, that's
> where I go
> to learn the things about
> the universe I'll need so
> I
> can build a stamped, 'cause I'm all up
> in your face
> again,
> I'm all up in your face.
Chorus
A
> wannabe
> gangstar, a
> victim of the chromosome prankster, I thanks
> ya,
> I sits back
> in my chair to contemplate my hair; OOH
> DAMN, I reak of
>
> cologne, but yo I'm lookin' snappy, I'm
> nappy, I'm crappy, got
> jimmy
> hats from pappy, so now I'm
> trigger happy, Girl did he
> just rhyme
> 'crappy' with
> 'happy'? Yeah, so you girlies wanna
> get wit this nit
>
> wit, got Cheese Whiz or not? Then I'm a hafta
> blow up ya mail
> box
> BIATCH! Or toilet paper ya front yard,
> show the cops
> my Suburbs
> Card, they gotta let me go cause they
> know
> that I'm hard, it's the
> deal it's for real, ya betta
>
> listen to what I'm tellin' ya . . .
> 'Cause I'm a wannabe
>
> gangstar.
Chorus
Cool oh and here's a WWf event we
>
> made:
Longy’s and Kid Rock’s PPV: Wipeout
1st Match:
> Hardcore
> Tag team tornando match: Chris Jericho & Chris
> Benoit Vs Kane
> & Undertaker
the count down starts 7, 6,
> 5 the whole of the
> arena goes wild no one is sitting down. 4,
> 3, 2, 1 the whole arena
> is in darkness every things silent
> then BOOM!! A big explosion and
> Jericho and Benoit are there
> walking down the ramp the crowd is
> going crazy they go into
> the ring both of the wrestlers are on a
> turn buckle looking
> out into the crowd. Then everything goes silent
> Jericho’s
> music cuts out then KEEP ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN!!! Then The
>
> Undertaker and his brother Kane are on the ramp walking down
> The
> Undertaker with one arm raised. Jericho and Benoit jump
> out the ring
> and go running towards The Undertaker and Kane
> they start hitting
> them the match is on Undertaker and Kane
> battle back with some hits
> to the head Undertaker and Kane
> bring Jericho and Benoit to the
> ring. The bell sounds for the
> start of the match undertaker throws
> Jericho into the ropes
> Undertaker bends down for the back drop
> Jericho kicks
> undertaker in the face undertaker is hit back Jericho
> goes
> into the ropes undertaker is still dazed and Jericho flies
>
> threw the air for a clothes line undertaker is hit onto the
> floor.
> Kane brings Benoit into the ring then Benoit starts
> hitting Kane and
> throws him into the rope then as Kane comes
> back Benoit hits him
> with a stinging chop to the chest sending
> Kane crashing to the
> floor. Benoit lifts kane up and power
> slams him into the floor
> making sure he wont get up Benoit now
> climbs out of the ring lifts
> up the appren and gets out some
> weapons he picks up a trash can and
> throws it into the ring
> and then he gets a steel chair and slides it
> to Jericho who
> picks it up as undertaker is just getting up Jericho
> smacks
> the steel chair round his head knocking him down to the floor
>
> which he came from. Then Benoit gets out a table out and pushed
> it
> in to the ring he gets a baseball bat out for him self then
> he get’
> s into the ring only to be met by Kane’s boot to the
> face it knocks
> him don to the ground Kane is kicking him in
> then he sets up the
> table. Undertaker climbs to his feet and
> Kane boots Jericho in the
> face onto the chair that Jericho had
> in his
I do.
Longy;0) wrote:
> Here's a few things i think u'll like:
> back by populer demand
> here are some more
> lyrics
Truffles
You, you
> think yer
> such a bad ass; You think
> yer such a rough neck; Well I
>
> saw you outside eating truffles
> with yer mom on the patio; I
> think
> it's really sad though; and
> tell yer girl ta quit
> buggin' me; 'Cause
> I saw her outside
> suckin' **** in the
> bathroom of the bus of the
> Iron Maiden
> cover band;
>
Chorus
When your pencil neck breaks,
> when
> your bird
> chest caves in . . .
I'm gonna win
When your
> pencil
>
> neck breaks, when your bird chest caves in . . .
I'm
> gonna
> win
>
Me, I'm just another gringo, a bitter jalepeno;
>
> But I gets more
> montequilla in a week than your b*itch
> @ss
> gets in a lifetime;
> You're steppin' on a land mine;
> Your gonna
> shoot yer eye out; I'm
> thinkin' what in the
> Sam Ham Hill is
> goin' on wit yer moms in the
> clogs and
> the skirt, Wouldn't
> f***'er for my country with a flag
> on
> her face and a stolen
> dick.
Chorus
You, you
> think yer still a
> bad ass, You
> think your still a rough
> neck; Well let's take this
>
> outside
SUNSHINE
When I
> look at your face I see dirt; All
> the
> sunshine you blow
> up my ass starts to hurt; And I don't
> really mind
> if I'm
> nothin' in your eyes; It's no surprise to
> me; There's a
>
> rocket I built; It's under my kilt; It's coming
> to blow you
> away.
>
Chorus
I was a jerk; I did the work
> for
> somebody else's dream;
> I took the chance; I lost my
> pants;
> in somebody else's dream
> tonight.
Now you're
> calling me up
> to get paid; And if you don't
> get paid
> then you'll never get
> laid; But I really don't have any
>
> money; I say goodbye; And
> you'll have to depend on your
> size;
> There's a rocket I built;
> It's under my kilt; It's
> coming to blow
> you away.
Chorus
>
Now I think that
> I'm going to bed, as the
> image of you and
> yer crap
> leaves my head; Cause it's t-minus 20
> tomorrow,
> rocket
> flies; And it doesn't depend on the size; There's a
>
>
> rocket I built; It's under my kilt; It's coming to blow
> you
>
> away
HUMPEM' N' DUMPEM'
Cough up the rent Mr.
> Kent; And
> don't
> try to blame it on the government; Your
> wife is a clown
> she's in
> town, she gets with some other
> guy; Are you gonna
> finish your fat?
> Cause I'd like to
> give it to my kitty cat;
> The big fat look is
> coming
> back. You skinny people are
> screwed. And I know you're
> right;
> Yeah I know it's time.
>
Chorus
Here we go
> again another humpem
> dumpem situation;
> Here we go again
> another humpem dumpem situation;
> Here we go
> again, here
> we go again, Now I know what you're like and
> I
> don't
> think I like it.
The newspaper says to get bent; Man
>
> I'd
> like to say that to the President; He got the L. in
> the
> House, I
> guess he already did; She looks like she
> finished
> here fat; she then
> turned around and ate my
> kitty cat; she
> coughed up a hair ball or
> two and laughed
> her way to the bank;
> And I know it's right; Yeah, I
> know
> it's time.
Chorus
>
Here we go again.
LEROY
He's
> got
> the dirtiest shoes
> that I ever seen; Chew on a blunt
> wipe his butt
> with a
> magazine; Smokin' his crack wash it
> down with gasoline; Still
>
> he push the button, E.F.
> Hutton when he speaks to me; Oh you know
> he
> told me
> "Shake it, don't break it; It took too damn
> long to
>
> make it"
Chorus
Leroy is my mojo man; Leroy
> is my
> mojo
> man, He come he take me by the hand; Cause Leroy is
>
> my mojo man
> tonight . . . alright!
He's just a pimp with
> a
> limp and some
> vaseline; He told me to "Look,
> over
> there!" and stole my
> nectarine; Said,
> "Don't turn
> your back on me black, I'm a sex
>
> machine" Still he push
> the button E.F. Hutton when he
> speaks to
> me; Oh you know he
> told me, "Shake it,
> don't break it; It took
> too damn long
> to make"
>
Chorus
Oh you know he told me,
>
> "Shake it,
> don't break it, it took too damn long to make
>
> it"
>
HEY MR. BROWN
Man I think it's just a little
> sleazy;
>
> You said you was like butter but you're cheesy; To
> treat me
> like I'm
> spinner bait you can't wait; go fish off
> some
> other dock.
>
Chorus
Hey, Mr. Brown, don't have a
>
> cow.
Just compensate
> me!
Hey, Mr. Brown, don't have a
>
> cow.
Just compensate me!
Hey,
> Mr. Brown, don't have a
>
> cow.
Just compensate me! You're gonna have
> to prove it
> to
> me.
If I don't call you back your head spins; If
>
> I told
> you what I think you'd s**t your linens; "It's
> just
>
> another interview, nothing new" But they don't
> even know
> my
> name.
Chorus
LOVE IS A MUTT FROM
> HELL
This is a
> story about
> a friend of mine; He is
> abnormally intelligent; He
> could bust a
> phatty rhyme,
> even when he got up in the blunt;
> But that all changed
>
> when the girl who he lives with came to
> town, He let here take
> him
> away from me so I had to ask him
> how; That's when he
> said, "She
> takes advantage of me! She
> takes
> advantage of me! "She takes
> advantage of me! She
>
> takes advantage of me! She even knows when I
> pee! I
> think
> eventually she'll make a meal out of
> me."
>
>
Chorus
Because her love is a mutt from
> hell that I can't
> live
> without; "Your love is a
> mutt from hell that I can't
> live
> without; One of these
> days I swear I'm gonna get out;
> 'Til then your
> love is a
> mutt from hell that I can't live
> without.
That's why
>
> I'm talking to you now.
Sarah
> lives with Bradley now, I
> guess
> that is how she wants her
> s**t; He needed a place
> to stay, so it's
> of mutual benefit; I
> stopped by on my
> way to Pomona yesterday; She
> sat down and
> spilled her
> guts to me; That's when I thought she would
> tell
> me
> she's gay; Instead she said, "He takes advantage of
>
> me!
> He takes advantage of me! He takes advantage of me!
> He
> takes
> advantage of me! He even knows when I pee! I
> think
> eventually he'll
> make a meal out of me."
>
Chorus
>
That's why I'm talking
> to you now;
Talking
> to; That's why
> I'm talking to, That's why I'm
> talking
> to.
Talking to; That's
> why I'm talking to, That's why
> I'm
> talking, talking, talking
> to you NOW!
Because,
> your love is a
> mutt from hell that I
> can't live
> without.
PUNK ASS B***H
She
> wriggles and she
>
> wraggles, she jiggles and she jaggles, you stand
> and watch
> her
> pass by, your line of vision ass-eye, you think that
>
> cause she
> smiles, that you turn all her dials, but you don't
> see
> them
> later, while in the elevator, you nag her and
> you swagger, you
>
> think you're gonna shag her, a man
> about the town-a, get
> funky,
> let's get down-a, machismo
> and machasma, it turns into
> miamsa, but
> you have got no
> class, no style, no social skills,
> no
> comprehension
>
Chorus
I can't deal with this idiot,
> yeah I must
>
> admit that he's a punk @ss b*tch
You open up
> your
> mouth-a,
> amazed at what comes out-a Its just a
> testimony,
> that you're full of
> bologna, that you're a
> stupid sh*t-Ass, a
> meathead, guido, pass-gas,
> that you
> have got no class, no
> style, no social skills, no
>
> comprehension
Repeat Chorus
> 2X
You know you want to
> spangle,
> but you can't seem to
> angle, one gives you
> attitude-a, your reason
> to be rude-a, you
> think that
> cause she smiles, that you turn all her
> dials, but
> you
> don't see them later, while in the elevator, you nag
> her
>
> and you swagger, you think you're gonna shag her, a man
> about
>
> the town-a, get funky, let's get down-a, machismo
> and machasma,
> it
> turns into miamsa, you have got no
> class, no style, no
> social
> skills, no comprehension You
> open up your mouth-a,
> amazed at what
> comes out-a It's
> just a testimony, that you're
> full of bologna, that
>
> you're a stupid s**t-ass, a meathead,
> guido, pass gas, but you
> have
> got no class, no style, no
> social skills, no
> comprehension
>
Repeat Chorus 2x
>
WANNABE
> GANGSTAR
I am a wannabe; You better
> be careful
> around
> me; I come from far away, where mustang dreams are
>
> made;
> and we are fashioned in the image of the Don's who have
>
> come
> before us; we all kiss the rings of sand like our
> fathers
> told us.
>
Chorus
'Cause I'm a wannabe
> gangstar, better go
> back to Commack;
> I'm a wannabe
> gangstar, better go back to
> Commack; I'm a wannabe
>
> gangstar, better go back to Commack,
> better go back to far
> away.
>
Like a lemon pie a la mode, my
> nine is easy to
> load; all hail
> Jericho; Turnpike Teck, that's
> where I go
> to learn the things about
> the universe I'll need so
> I
> can build a stamped, 'cause I'm all up
> in your face
> again,
> I'm all up in your face.
Chorus
A
> wannabe
> gangstar, a
> victim of the chromosome prankster, I thanks
> ya,
> I sits back
> in my chair to contemplate my hair; OOH
> DAMN, I reak of
>
> cologne, but yo I'm lookin' snappy, I'm
> nappy, I'm crappy, got
> jimmy
> hats from pappy, so now I'm
> trigger happy, Girl did he
> just rhyme
> 'crappy' with
> 'happy'? Yeah, so you girlies wanna
> get wit this nit
>
> wit, got Cheese Whiz or not? Then I'm a hafta
> blow up ya mail
> box
> BIATCH! Or toilet paper ya front yard,
> show the cops
> my Suburbs
> Card, they gotta let me go cause they
> know
> that I'm hard, it's the
> deal it's for real, ya betta
>
> listen to what I'm tellin' ya . . .
> 'Cause I'm a wannabe
>
> gangstar.
Chorus
Cool oh and here's a WWf event we
>
> made:
Longy’s and Kid Rock’s PPV: Wipeout
1st Match:
> Hardcore
> Tag team tornando match: Chris Jericho & Chris
> Benoit Vs Kane
> & Undertaker
the count down starts 7, 6,
> 5 the whole of the
> arena goes wild no one is sitting down. 4,
> 3, 2, 1 the whole arena
> is in darkness every things silent
> then BOOM!! A big explosion and
> Jericho and Benoit are there
> walking down the ramp the crowd is
> going crazy they go into
> the ring both of the wrestlers are on a
> turn buckle looking
> out into the crowd. Then everything goes silent
> Jericho’s
> music cuts out then KEEP ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN!!! Then The
>
> Undertaker and his brother Kane are on the ramp walking down
> The
> Undertaker with one arm raised. Jericho and Benoit jump
> out the ring
> and go running towards The Undertaker and Kane
> they start hitting
> them the match is on Undertaker and Kane
> battle back with some hits
> to the head Undertaker and Kane
> bring Jericho and Benoit to the
> ring. The bell sounds for the
> start of the match undertaker throws
> Jericho into the ropes
> Undertaker bends down for the back drop
> Jericho kicks
> undertaker in the face undertaker is hit back Jericho
> goes
> into the ropes undertaker is still dazed and Jericho flies
>
> threw the air for a clothes line undertaker is hit onto the
> floor.
> Kane brings Benoit into the ring then Benoit starts
> hitting Kane and
> throws him into the rope then as Kane comes
> back Benoit hits him
> with a stinging chop to the chest sending
> Kane crashing to the
> floor. Benoit lifts kane up and power
> slams him into the floor
> making sure he wont get up Benoit now
> climbs out of the ring lifts
> up the appren and gets out some
> weapons he picks up a trash can and
> throws it into the ring
> and then he gets a steel chair and slides it
> to Jericho who
> picks it up as undertaker is just getting up Jericho
> smacks
> the steel chair round his head knocking him down to the floor
>
> which he came from. Then Benoit gets out a table out and pushed
> it
> in to the ring he gets a baseball bat out for him self then
> he get’
> s into the ring only to be met by Kane’s boot to the
> face it knocks
> him don to the ground Kane is kicking him in
> then he sets up the
> table. Undertaker climbs to his feet and
> Kane boots Jericho in the
> face onto the chair that Jericho had
> in his hand. Kane signals for
> the chokeslam and he grabs
> Benoit and chokeslams him to the out
> side of the ring.
> Undertaker then signals for the last ride and Kane
> pulls the
> table close to the Undertaker so he can last ride him
> through
> the table but Benoit has climbed to his feet pulls Kane out
>
> the ring and grabs his base ball bat and gives taker a low blow
> just
> after he had lifted Jericho up for the last ride but
> after the low
> blow Jericho reverses it in to a hurricanrana
> through the table. The
> crowd are going wild with excitement.
> Benoit then climbs out the
> ring and then grabs for something
> under the ring he brings out a two
> by four wrapped in barbed
> wire. Then he points to the two by four
> wrapped in barbed wire
> and then points to Kane and the crowd gets
> even wilder.
> Jericho climbs out the ring and finds something else he
> grabs
> a 25 foot ladder and also points to Kane. With the Undertaker
>
> lying motionless in the ring Kane when he gets up will be fighting
> a
> two on one match. Benoit gets out another table and puts it
> in the
> ring. Jericho gets Kane and smacks him round the head
> with the two
> by four wrapped in barbed wire cutting him open.
> Kane is thrown into
> the ring by Jericho Benoit is setting up
> the table and then setting
> the ladder up right next to it.
> Jericho stands Kane up and brings
> him to the ladder he pulls
> him up the ladder Jericho on one side
> Kane on the other
> Jericho’s back is to the Table they get up to the
> top Jericho
> is setting Kane up for the back drop onto the table
> over 25
> foot below the crowd is going insane below. Jericho try’s
> for
> the first time to back drop kane of the ladder but kane wont
>
> budge Jericho hits Kane and try’s again but he wont budge then
> kane
> fights back with some punches to the head kane puts his
> hand up in
> the air and signals for the choke slam now the
> crowd are of the
> seats wanting to get in closer kane gets
> Jericho by the throat
> climbs to the top of the ladder Jericho
> is one step below that.
> Undertaker is up now and battling
> Benoit out side the ring unaware
> what’s happening in the ring.
> Kane’s puts Jericho’s hand over his
> shoulder and lifts him
> high in the air then jumps off the ladder and
> slams Jericho
> into straight into the table it breaks instantly and
> he
> smashes through the ring as well and Jericho’s head nearly got
>
> hit off Kane is lying on the ground he felt the move as well but
> not
> as much as Jericho. Benoit and Undertaker are still
> beating each
> over up Benoit snap suplex’s Undertaker Benoit
> goes round the over
> side of the ring and gets a steel chair
> from underneath undertaker
> gets table out from under the ring
> and sets it up Benoit runs back
> round he goes to hit taker
> with the chair but taker slams it into
> his face with a big
> boot he lifts Benoit up and signals for the last
> ride then he
> last rides Benoit through the table undertaker is tired
> out he
> puts his hands and on his knees and then the crowd goes wild
>
> taker thinks its strange hes only putting his hands on his
> knees
> then DDP comes from the crowd turns taker round and then
> hits the
> Diamond Cutter on to a chair DDP starts celebrating
> then Sara comes
> down the ramp with a Steel chair comes face to
> with DDP raises the
> steel chair but in stead of hitting DDP
> she swings down and hits
> Undertaker her husband Sara say’s she
> loves DDP and they kiss then
> walk of together mean while
> Benoit is getting up he goes in to the
> ring climbs to the top
> rope and hits the Diving Head Butt onto Kane
> Benoit pulls
> Jercho up and helps him to his feet then Benoit gets
> Kane up
> throws him to Jericho and Jericho spine busters him then
> gets
> the walls of Jericho and Benoit locks in the Crippler
> Crossface
> they keep it there for a while then Kane say’s “it
> burns it Burns”
> and taps out Jericho and Benoit keep it locked
> in until the bell
> sounds and security guards come down and
> break it up Jericho and
> Benoit celebrate and they walk out the
> ring and up the ramp the
> crowd now is just going wild there
> loving it loving it loving it
> there loving like this this is
> the best PPV any one has anyone seen
> ever
i dont know if
> many of you know (you probably do your quite smart) but on that
> little demo disc that came tuked away with your ps2 in the box aswel
> as games and videos there is also a little something called YABASIC
> (yet another basic.)
this alows you to create your very own games
> which can be very difficult if you know hardly anything about
> codeing games.well im not very good at cding so i loaded on some
> demo games already built into the program and i was very happy to
> find snake.well on thisits called worm but none the less its snake
> with a bit of a twist and paint brush style graphics.but its not the
> graphics that matter.
any way after a while of playing worm i
> wanted to make my own game but i thought i would start small and i
> just tweaked the settings on the game but soon this caused the game
> to not run and i didnt know how to sort out the problem.
so i
> turned to the internet for guidence.
i found a couple of sites on
> YABASIC and they had coding for some rather good games one of which
> you may of heared of:
who wants to be a millionaire.
but they
> also had the all time classic game, the game that started the games
> industry pong.
incase you want a go at coding pong into your PS2
> hear is the code:
PADS = 2
BAT_HEIGHT = 80
BAT_WIDTH
> = 8
BAT_SPEED = 10
BAT_OFFSET = 20
BALL_RADIUS = 6
>
BALL_SPEED = 11
XSIZE = 640
YSIZE = 512
>
main()
sub main()
init()
cont = 1
>
wait_controller("Press any button to start.")
>
while(cont = 1)
draw_new_field()
>
update_bat(left_bat(), "PORT1", 16, 64)
if
> (PADS = 2) then
update_bat(right_bat(), "PORT2", 16,
> 64)
else
update_bat(right_bat(), "PORT1", 4096,
> 16384)
endif
update_ball()
pause 0.05
wend
>
end sub
sub update_bat(bat(), addr$, up, down)
local
> maxstep
if (and(peek(addr$), down) > 0) then
maxstep
> = YSIZE - (bat(2) + (bat(4) / 2))
bat(2) = bat(2) + min(maxstep,
> BAT_SPEED)
elsif (and(peek(addr$), up) > 0) then
maxstep
> = bat(2) - (bat(4) / 2)
bat(2) = bat(2) - min(maxstep,
> BAT_SPEED)
endif
end sub
sub update_ball()
>
b_newx = ball(1) + ball(5) * cos(ball(4))
b_newy = ball(2) +
> ball(5) * sin(ball(4))
b_newr = ball(3)
b_newa = ball(4)
>
b_news = ball(5)
check_topbot_collission()
>
check_bat_collission(left_bat())
>
check_bat_collission(right_bat())
>
check_leftright_collission()
ball(1) = b_newx
>
ball(2) = b_newy
ball(3) = b_newr
ball(4) = b_newa
>
ball(5) = b_news
end sub
sub
> check_topbot_collission()
local r, y_toomuch
r = ball(3)
>
if (b_newy < r) then
b_newy = r + (r - b_newy)
>
b_newa = (2 * pi) - b_newa
beep
endif
if (b_newy
> > (YSIZE - r)) then
y_toomuch = r + (b_newy - YSIZE)
>
b_newy = YSIZE - (y_toomuch + r)
b_newa = (2 * pi) - b_newa
>
beep
endif
end sub
sub
> check_leftright_collission()
local r, reinit
r = b_newr
>
reinit = 0
if (b_newx < r) then
score(2) =
> score(2) + 2
reinit = 1
beep
elsif (b_newx > (XSIZE -
> r)) then
score(1) = score(1) + 1
reinit = 1
beep
>
endif
if (reinit = 1) then
b_newx = XSIZE / 2
>
b_newy = YSIZE / 2
b_newa = random_angle()
>
wait_controller("Press any button to start.")
>
endif
end sub
sub check_bat_collission(bat())
>
local a, b, x, y, rev, bx_n, bx_o
local ignore, y_top,
> y_bot, too_much
if (bat(1) > (XSIZE / 2)) then
x =
> bat(1) - (bat(3) / 2)
rev = -1
bx_o = ball(1) + ball(3)
>
bx_n = b_newx + b_newr
if (bx_o >= bx_n) then
ignore
> = 1
elsif ((bx_o > x) or (bx_n < x)) then
ignore = 1
>
endif
else
x = bat(1) + (bat(3) / 2)
rev = 1
>
bx_o = ball(1) - ball(3)
bx_n = b_newx - b_newr
if (bx_o
> <= bx_n) then
ignore = 1
elsif ((bx_o < x) or (bx_n
> > x)) then
ignore = 1
endif
endif
if (ignore
> = 0) then
rem Let's give the players a bit of slack (b_newr / 2)
>
y_top = bat(2) - (bat(4) / 2) - (b_newr / 2)
y_bot =
> bat(2) + (bat(4) / 2) + (b_newr / 2)
a = (ball(2) - b_newy)
> / (ball(1) - b_newx)
b = b_newy - (a * b_newx)
y = a * x
> + b
if (y >= y_top and y <= y_bot) then
if (b_news
> > 2 * b_newr) then
draw_the_ball(x + (rev * b_newr), y,
> b_newr)
endif
too_much = b_newx - (x + (rev * b_newr))
>
b_newx = (x + (rev * b_newr)) - too_much
b_newa = pi -
> b_newa
endif
endif
end sub
sub draw_new_field()
>
buffer = 1 - buffer
setdrawbuf buffer
setrgb 0, 64, 127,
> 64
clear window
draw_bat(left_bat())
>
draw_bat(right_bat())
draw_ball()
draw_score()
>
setdispbuf buffer
end sub
sub draw_ball()
>
draw_the_ball(ball(1), ball(2), ball(3))
end sub
sub
> draw_the_ball(x, y, r)
setrgb 1, 127, 127, 127
fill
> circle x, y, r
end sub
sub draw_bat(bat())
local
> ltx, lty, rbx, rby
ltx = bat(1) - (bat(3) / 2)
lty =
> bat(2) - (bat(4) / 2)
rbx = bat(1) + (bat(3) / 2)
rby =
> bat(2) + (bat(4) / 2)
setrgb 1, 127, 127, 127
fill
> rectangle ltx, lty, rbx, rby
end sub
sub draw_score()
>
setrgb 1, 0, 0, 0
text 50, 20, str$(score(1)),
> "cc"
text XSIZE - 50, 20, str$(score(2)),
> "cc"
end sub
sub init()
init_structures()
>
init_screen()
end sub
sub init_structures()
rem
> ball: x, y, radius, angle, speed
dim ball(5)
init_ball()
>
rem left_bat: x, y (center), width, height
dim
> left_bat(4)
left_bat(1) = BAT_OFFSET
left_bat(2) = YSIZE / 2
>
left_bat(3) = BAT_WIDTH
left_bat(4) = BAT_HEIGHT
rem
> right_bat: x, y (center), width, height
dim right_bat(4)
>
right_bat(1) = XSIZE - BAT_OFFSET
right_bat(2) = YSIZE / 2
>
right_bat(3) = BAT_WIDTH
right_bat(4) = BAT_HEIGHT
>
rem score: left, right
dim score(2)
score(1) = 0
>
score(2) = 0
end sub
sub init_ball()
ball(1) =
> XSIZE / 2
ball(2) = YSIZE / 2
ball(3) = BALL_RADIUS
>
ball(4) = random_angle()
ball(5) = BALL_SPEED
end sub
>
sub random_angle()
local r
r = ran() * 2 * pi
>
rem These angles keep the game interesting
while (((r
> > 0.4 * pi) and (r < 0.6 * pi)) or ((r > 1.4 * pi) and (r
> < 1.6 * pi)))
r = ran() * 2 * pi
wend
return r
>
end sub
sub init_screen(text$)
open window XSIZE,
> YSIZE
buffer = 0
setdrawbuf buffer
setrgb 0, 64, 127, 64
>
clear window
end sub
sub wait_controller(text$)
>
setrgb 1, 0, 0, 0
text XSIZE / 2, YSIZE / 2, text$,
> "cc"
while (or(peek("PORT1"),
> peek("PORT2")) = 0)
pause 0.02
wend
end sub
>
It needs to be set out as you see it in front of you.
but
> let me warn you first before you run of to your PS2 if you dont have
> a memory card i advise you not to try coding.
WHY?
well i was
> putting in this code which believe me is very boring to do, i had
> done about a quatre of it and i had just had enough i couldnt keep
> going it was soooooooooo boring.if i had a memory card i could of
> saved the bit i had done and continued another day and another
> reasen is if you do manage to finish the code and get it working
> sucsefully you wont be able to save and every time you want to play
> it again you have to code it again.
so if you really want to get
> your code on but have no PS2 memory card i would buy one from
> ukgames.com i know memory cards are a lot but ukgames (special
> reserve) have one of the best prices.
Or if you cant be bothered
> to copy a code on to your PS2 and have or havent got a memory card
> you can download a PS2 YABASIC emulator onto your PC and just
> copy/paste the code into that - its a lot easy.
now you know how
> to make pong on your PS2
and here it is again if u want to read it again u dont have to
> back by populer demand here are some more
> lyrics
Truffles
You, you
> think yer such a bad ass; You think
> yer such a rough neck; Well I
> saw you outside eating truffles
> with yer mom on the patio; I think
> it's really sad though; and
> tell yer girl ta quit buggin' me; 'Cause
> I saw her outside
> suckin' **** in the bathroom of the bus of the
> Iron Maiden
> cover band;
Chorus
When your pencil neck breaks,
> when
> your bird chest caves in . . .
I'm gonna win
When your
> pencil
> neck breaks, when your bird chest caves in . . .
I'm
> gonna win
>
Me, I'm just another gringo, a bitter jalepeno;
> But I gets more
> montequilla in a week than your b*itch @ss
> gets in a lifetime;
> You're steppin' on a land mine; Your gonna
> shoot yer eye out; I'm
> thinkin' what in the Sam Ham Hill is
> goin' on wit yer moms in the
> clogs and the skirt, Wouldn't
> f***'er for my country with a flag on
> her face and a stolen
> dick.
Chorus
You, you think yer still a
> bad ass, You
> think your still a rough neck; Well let's take this
>
> outside
SUNSHINE
When I look at your face I see dirt; All
> the
> sunshine you blow up my ass starts to hurt; And I don't
> really mind
> if I'm nothin' in your eyes; It's no surprise to
> me; There's a
> rocket I built; It's under my kilt; It's coming
> to blow you away.
>
Chorus
I was a jerk; I did the work
> for somebody else's dream;
> I took the chance; I lost my pants;
> in somebody else's dream
> tonight.
Now you're calling me up
> to get paid; And if you don't
> get paid then you'll never get
> laid; But I really don't have any
> money; I say goodbye; And
> you'll have to depend on your size;
> There's a rocket I built;
> It's under my kilt; It's coming to blow
> you away.
Chorus
>
Now I think that I'm going to bed, as the
> image of you and
> yer crap leaves my head; Cause it's t-minus 20
> tomorrow,
> rocket flies; And it doesn't depend on the size; There's a
>
> rocket I built; It's under my kilt; It's coming to blow you
>
> away
HUMPEM' N' DUMPEM'
Cough up the rent Mr. Kent; And
> don't
> try to blame it on the government; Your wife is a clown
> she's in
> town, she gets with some other guy; Are you gonna
> finish your fat?
> Cause I'd like to give it to my kitty cat;
> The big fat look is
> coming back. You skinny people are
> screwed. And I know you're right;
> Yeah I know it's time.
>
Chorus
Here we go again another humpem
> dumpem situation;
> Here we go again another humpem dumpem situation;
> Here we go
> again, here we go again, Now I know what you're like and
> I
> don't think I like it.
The newspaper says to get bent; Man
> I'd
> like to say that to the President; He got the L. in the
> House, I
> guess he already did; She looks like she finished
> here fat; she then
> turned around and ate my kitty cat; she
> coughed up a hair ball or
> two and laughed her way to the bank;
> And I know it's right; Yeah, I
> know it's time.
Chorus
>
Here we go again.
LEROY
He's got
> the dirtiest shoes
> that I ever seen; Chew on a blunt wipe his butt
> with a
> magazine; Smokin' his crack wash it down with gasoline; Still
>
> he push the button, E.F. Hutton when he speaks to me; Oh you know
> he
> told me "Shake it, don't break it; It took too damn
> long to
> make it"
Chorus
Leroy is my mojo man; Leroy
> is my mojo
> man, He come he take me by the hand; Cause Leroy is
> my mojo man
> tonight . . . alright!
He's just a pimp with a
> limp and some
> vaseline; He told me to "Look, over
> there!" and stole my
> nectarine; Said, "Don't turn
> your back on me black, I'm a sex
> machine" Still he push
> the button E.F. Hutton when he speaks to
> me; Oh you know he
> told me, "Shake it, don't break it; It took
> too damn long
> to make"
Chorus
Oh you know he told me,
>
> "Shake it, don't break it, it took too damn long to make
>
> it"
HEY MR. BROWN
Man I think it's just a little
> sleazy;
> You said you was like butter but you're cheesy; To
> treat me like I'm
> spinner bait you can't wait; go fish off
> some other dock.
>
Chorus
Hey, Mr. Brown, don't have a
> cow.
Just compensate
> me!
Hey, Mr. Brown, don't have a
> cow.
Just compensate me!
Hey,
> Mr. Brown, don't have a
> cow.
Just compensate me! You're gonna have
> to prove it to
> me.
If I don't call you back your head spins; If
> I told
> you what I think you'd s**t your linens; "It's just
>
> another interview, nothing new" But they don't even know
> my
> name.
Chorus
LOVE IS A MUTT FROM HELL
This is a
> story about
> a friend of mine; He is abnormally intelligent; He
> could bust a
> phatty rhyme, even when he got up in the blunt;
> But that all changed
> when the girl who he lives with came to
> town, He let here take him
> away from me so I had to ask him
> how; That's when he said, "She
> takes advantage of me! She
> takes advantage of me! "She takes
> advantage of me! She
> takes advantage of me! She even knows when I
> pee! I think
> eventually she'll make a meal out of me."
>
>
Chorus
Because her love is a mutt from hell that I can't
> live
> without; "Your love is a mutt from hell that I can't
> live
> without; One of these days I swear I'm gonna get out;
> 'Til then your
> love is a mutt from hell that I can't live
> without.
That's why
> I'm talking to you now.
Sarah
> lives with Bradley now, I guess
> that is how she wants her
> s**t; He needed a place to stay, so it's
> of mutual benefit; I
> stopped by on my way to Pomona yesterday; She
> sat down and
> spilled her guts to me; That's when I thought she would
> tell
> me she's gay; Instead she said, "He takes advantage of
> me!
> He takes advantage of me! He takes advantage of me! He
> takes
> advantage of me! He even knows when I pee! I think
> eventually he'll
> make a meal out of me."
Chorus
>
That's why I'm talking
> to you now;
Talking to; That's why
> I'm talking to, That's why I'm
> talking to.
Talking to; That's
> why I'm talking to, That's why I'm
> talking, talking, talking
> to you NOW!
Because, your love is a
> mutt from hell that I
> can't live without.
PUNK ASS B***H
She
> wriggles and she
> wraggles, she jiggles and she jaggles, you stand
> and watch her
> pass by, your line of vision ass-eye, you think that
> cause she
> smiles, that you turn all her dials, but you don't see
> them
> later, while in the elevator, you nag her and you swagger, you
>
> think you're gonna shag her, a man about the town-a, get
> funky,
> let's get down-a, machismo and machasma, it turns into
> miamsa, but
> you have got no class, no style, no social skills,
> no
> comprehension
Chorus
I can't deal with this idiot,
> yeah I must
> admit that he's a punk @ss b*tch
You open up
> your mouth-a,
> amazed at what comes out-a Its just a testimony,
> that you're full of
> bologna, that you're a stupid sh*t-Ass, a
> meathead, guido, pass-gas,
> that you have got no class, no
> style, no social skills, no
> comprehension
Repeat Chorus
> 2X
You know you want to spangle,
> but you can't seem to
> angle, one gives you attitude-a, your reason
> to be rude-a, you
> think that cause she smiles, that you turn all her
> dials, but
> you don't see them later, while in the elevator, you nag
> her
> and you swagger, you think you're gonna shag her, a man about
>
> the town-a, get funky, let's get down-a, machismo and machasma,
> it
> turns into miamsa, you have got no class, no style, no
> social
> skills, no comprehension You open up your mouth-a,
> amazed at what
> comes out-a It's just a testimony, that you're
> full of bologna, that
> you're a stupid s**t-ass, a meathead,
> guido, pass gas, but you have
> got no class, no style, no
> social skills, no comprehension
>
Repeat Chorus 2x
>
WANNABE GANGSTAR
I am a wannabe; You better
> be careful
> around me; I come from far away, where mustang dreams are
>
> made; and we are fashioned in the image of the Don's who have
> come
> before us; we all kiss the rings of sand like our fathers
> told us.
>
Chorus
'Cause I'm a wannabe gangstar, better go
> back to Commack;
> I'm a wannabe gangstar, better go back to
> Commack; I'm a wannabe
> gangstar, better go back to Commack,
> better go back to far away.
>
Like a lemon pie a la mode, my
> nine is easy to load; all hail
> Jericho; Turnpike Teck, that's
> where I go to learn the things about
> the universe I'll need so
> I can build a stamped, 'cause I'm all up
> in your face again,
> I'm all up in your face.
Chorus
A
> wannabe gangstar, a
> victim of the chromosome prankster, I thanks ya,
> I sits back
> in my chair to contemplate my hair; OOH DAMN, I reak of
>
> cologne, but yo I'm lookin' snappy, I'm nappy, I'm crappy, got
> jimmy
> hats from pappy, so now I'm trigger happy, Girl did he
> just rhyme
> 'crappy' with 'happy'? Yeah, so you girlies wanna
> get wit this nit
> wit, got Cheese Whiz or not? Then I'm a hafta
> blow up ya mail box
> BIATCH! Or toilet paper ya front yard,
> show the cops my Suburbs
> Card, they gotta let me go cause they
> know that I'm hard, it's the
> deal it's for real, ya betta
> listen to what I'm tellin' ya . . .
> 'Cause I'm a wannabe
> gangstar.
Chorus
Cool oh and here's a WWf event we
> made:
Longy’s and Kid Rock’s PPV: Wipeout
1st Match: Hardcore
> Tag team tornando match: Chris Jericho & Chris Benoit Vs Kane
> & Undertaker
the count down starts 7, 6, 5 the whole of the
> arena goes wild no one is sitting down. 4, 3, 2, 1 the whole arena
> is in darkness every things silent then BOOM!! A big explosion and
> Jericho and Benoit are there walking down the ramp the crowd is
> going crazy they go into the ring both of the wrestlers are on a
> turn buckle looking out into the crowd. Then everything goes silent
> Jericho’s music cuts out then KEEP ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN!!! Then The
> Undertaker and his brother Kane are on the ramp walking down The
> Undertaker with one arm raised. Jericho and Benoit jump out the ring
> and go running towards The Undertaker and Kane they start hitting
> them the match is on Undertaker and Kane battle back with some hits
> to the head Undertaker and Kane bring Jericho and Benoit to the
> ring. The bell sounds for the start of the match undertaker throws
> Jericho into the ropes Undertaker bends down for the back drop
> Jericho kicks undertaker in the face undertaker is hit back Jericho
> goes into the ropes undertaker is still dazed and Jericho flies
> threw the air for a clothes line undertaker is hit onto the floor.
> Kane brings Benoit into the ring then Benoit starts hitting Kane and
> throws him into the rope then as Kane comes back Benoit hits him
> with a stinging chop to the chest sending Kane crashing to the
> floor. Benoit lifts kane up and power slams him into the floor
> making sure he wont get up Benoit now climbs out of the ring lifts
> up the appren and gets out some weapons he picks up a trash can and
> throws it into the ring and then he gets a steel chair and slides it
> to Jericho who picks it up as undertaker is just getting up Jericho
> smacks the steel chair round his head knocking him down to the floor
> which he came from. Then Benoit gets out a table out and pushed it
> in to the ring he gets a baseball bat out for him self then he get’
> s into the ring only to be met by Kane’s boot to the face it knocks
> him don to the ground Kane is kicking him in then he sets up the
> table. Undertaker climbs to his feet and Kane boots Jericho in the
> face onto the chair that Jericho had in his hand. Kane signals for
> the chokeslam and he grabs Benoit and chokeslams him to the out
> side of the ring. Undertaker then signals for the last ride and Kane
> pulls the table close to the Undertaker so he can last ride him
> through the table but Benoit has climbed to his feet pulls Kane out
> the ring and grabs his base ball bat and gives taker a low blow just
> after he had lifted Jericho up for the last ride but after the low
> blow Jericho reverses it in to a hurricanrana through the table. The
> crowd are going wild with excitement. Benoit then climbs out the
> ring and then grabs for something under the ring he brings out a two
> by four wrapped in barbed wire. Then he points to the two by four
> wrapped in barbed wire and then points to Kane and the crowd gets
> even wilder. Jericho climbs out the ring and finds something else he
> grabs a 25 foot ladder and also points to Kane. With the Undertaker
> lying motionless in the ring Kane when he gets up will be fighting a
> two on one match. Benoit gets out another table and puts it in the
> ring. Jericho gets Kane and smacks him round the head with the two
> by four wrapped in barbed wire cutting him open. Kane is thrown into
> the ring by Jericho Benoit is setting up the table and then setting
> the ladder up right next to it. Jericho stands Kane up and brings
> him to the ladder he pulls him up the ladder Jericho on one side
> Kane on the other Jericho’s back is to the Table they get up to the
> top Jericho is setting Kane up for the back drop onto the table
> over 25 foot below the crowd is going insane below. Jericho try’s
> for the first time to back drop kane of the ladder but kane wont
> budge Jericho hits Kane and try’s again but he wont budge then kane
> fights back with some punches to the head kane puts his hand up in
> the air and signals for the choke slam now the crowd are of the
> seats wanting to get in closer kane gets Jericho by the throat
> climbs to the top of the ladder Jericho is one step below that.
> Undertaker is up now and battling Benoit out side the ring unaware
> what’s happening in the ring. Kane’s puts Jericho’s hand over his
> shoulder and lifts him high in the air then jumps off the ladder and
> slams Jericho into straight into the table it breaks instantly and
> he smashes through the ring as well and Jericho’s head nearly got
> hit off Kane is lying on the ground he felt the move as well but not
> as much as Jericho. Benoit and Undertaker are still beating each
> over up Benoit snap suplex’s Undertaker Benoit goes round the over
> side of the ring and gets a steel chair from underneath undertaker
> gets table out from under the ring and sets it up Benoit runs back
> round he goes to hit taker with the chair but taker slams it into
> his face with a big boot he lifts Benoit up and signals for the last
> ride then he last rides Benoit through the table undertaker is tired
> out he puts his hands and on his knees and then the crowd goes wild
> taker thinks its strange hes only putting his hands on his knees
> then DDP comes from the crowd turns taker round and then hits the
> Diamond Cutter on to a chair DDP starts celebrating then Sara comes
> down the ramp with a Steel chair comes face to with DDP raises the
> steel chair but in stead of hitting DDP she swings down and hits
> Undertaker her husband Sara say’s she loves DDP and they kiss then
> walk of together mean while Benoit is getting up he goes in to the
> ring climbs to the top rope and hits the Diving Head Butt onto Kane
> Benoit pulls Jercho up and helps him to his feet then Benoit gets
> Kane up throws him to Jericho and Jericho spine busters him then
> gets the walls of Jericho and Benoit locks in the Crippler Crossface
> they keep it there for a while then Kane say’s “it burns it Burns”
> and taps out Jericho and Benoit keep it locked in until the bell
> sounds and security guards come down and break it up Jericho and
> Benoit celebrate and they walk out the ring and up the ramp the
> crowd now is just going wild there loving it loving it loving it
> there loving like this this is the best PPV any one has anyone seen
> ever
i dont know if many of you know (you probably do your quite smart) but on that little demo disc that came tuked away with your ps2 in the box aswel as games and videos there is also a little something called YABASIC (yet another basic.)
this alows you to create your very own games which can be very difficult if you know hardly anything about codeing games.well im not very good at cding so i loaded on some demo games already built into the program and i was very happy to find snake.well on thisits called worm but none the less its snake with a bit of a twist and paint brush style graphics.but its not the graphics that matter.
any way after a while of playing worm i wanted to make my own game but i thought i would start small and i just tweaked the settings on the game but soon this caused the game to not run and i didnt know how to sort out the problem.
so i turned to the internet for guidence.
i found a couple of sites on YABASIC and they had coding for some rather good games one of which you may of heared of:
who wants to be a millionaire.
but they also had the all time classic game, the game that started the games industry pong.
incase you want a go at coding pong into your PS2 hear is the code:
PADS = 2
BAT_HEIGHT = 80
BAT_WIDTH = 8
BAT_SPEED = 10
BAT_OFFSET = 20
BALL_RADIUS = 6
BALL_SPEED = 11
XSIZE = 640
YSIZE = 512
main()
sub main()
init()
cont = 1
wait_controller("Press any button to start.")
while(cont = 1)
draw_new_field()
update_bat(left_bat(), "PORT1", 16, 64)
if (PADS = 2) then
update_bat(right_bat(), "PORT2", 16, 64)
else
update_bat(right_bat(), "PORT1", 4096, 16384)
endif
update_ball()
pause 0.05
wend
end sub
sub update_bat(bat(), addr$, up, down)
local maxstep
if (and(peek(addr$), down) > 0) then
maxstep = YSIZE - (bat(2) + (bat(4) / 2))
bat(2) = bat(2) + min(maxstep, BAT_SPEED)
elsif (and(peek(addr$), up) > 0) then
maxstep = bat(2) - (bat(4) / 2)
bat(2) = bat(2) - min(maxstep, BAT_SPEED)
endif
end sub
sub update_ball()
b_newx = ball(1) + ball(5) * cos(ball(4))
b_newy = ball(2) + ball(5) * sin(ball(4))
b_newr = ball(3)
b_newa = ball(4)
b_news = ball(5)
check_topbot_collission()
check_bat_collission(left_bat())
check_bat_collission(right_bat())
check_leftright_collission()
ball(1) = b_newx
ball(2) = b_newy
ball(3) = b_newr
ball(4) = b_newa
ball(5) = b_news
end sub
sub check_topbot_collission()
local r, y_toomuch
r = ball(3)
if (b_newy < r) then
b_newy = r + (r - b_newy)
b_newa = (2 * pi) - b_newa
beep
endif
if (b_newy > (YSIZE - r)) then
y_toomuch = r + (b_newy - YSIZE)
b_newy = YSIZE - (y_toomuch + r)
b_newa = (2 * pi) - b_newa
beep
endif
end sub
sub check_leftright_collission()
local r, reinit
r = b_newr
reinit = 0
if (b_newx < r) then
score(2) = score(2) + 2
reinit = 1
beep
elsif (b_newx > (XSIZE - r)) then
score(1) = score(1) + 1
reinit = 1
beep
endif
if (reinit = 1) then
b_newx = XSIZE / 2
b_newy = YSIZE / 2
b_newa = random_angle()
wait_controller("Press any button to start.")
endif
end sub
sub check_bat_collission(bat())
local a, b, x, y, rev, bx_n, bx_o
local ignore, y_top, y_bot, too_much
if (bat(1) > (XSIZE / 2)) then
x = bat(1) - (bat(3) / 2)
rev = -1
bx_o = ball(1) + ball(3)
bx_n = b_newx + b_newr
if (bx_o >= bx_n) then
ignore = 1
elsif ((bx_o > x) or (bx_n < x)) then
ignore = 1
endif
else
x = bat(1) + (bat(3) / 2)
rev = 1
bx_o = ball(1) - ball(3)
bx_n = b_newx - b_newr
if (bx_o <= bx_n) then
ignore = 1
elsif ((bx_o < x) or (bx_n > x)) then
ignore = 1
endif
endif
if (ignore = 0) then
rem Let's give the players a bit of slack (b_newr / 2)
y_top = bat(2) - (bat(4) / 2) - (b_newr / 2)
y_bot = bat(2) + (bat(4) / 2) + (b_newr / 2)
a = (ball(2) - b_newy) / (ball(1) - b_newx)
b = b_newy - (a * b_newx)
y = a * x + b
if (y >= y_top and y <= y_bot) then
if (b_news > 2 * b_newr) then
draw_the_ball(x + (rev * b_newr), y, b_newr)
endif
too_much = b_newx - (x + (rev * b_newr))
b_newx = (x + (rev * b_newr)) - too_much
b_newa = pi - b_newa
endif
endif
end sub
sub draw_new_field()
buffer = 1 - buffer
setdrawbuf buffer
setrgb 0, 64, 127, 64
clear window
draw_bat(left_bat())
draw_bat(right_bat())
draw_ball()
draw_score()
setdispbuf buffer
end sub
sub draw_ball()
draw_the_ball(ball(1), ball(2), ball(3))
end sub
sub draw_the_ball(x, y, r)
setrgb 1, 127, 127, 127
fill circle x, y, r
end sub
sub draw_bat(bat())
local ltx, lty, rbx, rby
ltx = bat(1) - (bat(3) / 2)
lty = bat(2) - (bat(4) / 2)
rbx = bat(1) + (bat(3) / 2)
rby = bat(2) + (bat(4) / 2)
setrgb 1, 127, 127, 127
fill rectangle ltx, lty, rbx, rby
end sub
sub draw_score()
setrgb 1, 0, 0, 0
text 50, 20, str$(score(1)), "cc"
text XSIZE - 50, 20, str$(score(2)), "cc"
end sub
sub init()
init_structures()
init_screen()
end sub
sub init_structures()
rem ball: x, y, radius, angle, speed
dim ball(5)
init_ball()
rem left_bat: x, y (center), width, height
dim left_bat(4)
left_bat(1) = BAT_OFFSET
left_bat(2) = YSIZE / 2
left_bat(3) = BAT_WIDTH
left_bat(4) = BAT_HEIGHT
rem right_bat: x, y (center), width, height
dim right_bat(4)
right_bat(1) = XSIZE - BAT_OFFSET
right_bat(2) = YSIZE / 2
right_bat(3) = BAT_WIDTH
right_bat(4) = BAT_HEIGHT
rem score: left, right
dim score(2)
score(1) = 0
score(2) = 0
end sub
sub init_ball()
ball(1) = XSIZE / 2
ball(2) = YSIZE / 2
ball(3) = BALL_RADIUS
ball(4) = random_angle()
ball(5) = BALL_SPEED
end sub
sub random_angle()
local r
r = ran() * 2 * pi
rem These angles keep the game interesting
while (((r > 0.4 * pi) and (r < 0.6 * pi)) or ((r > 1.4 * pi) and (r < 1.6 * pi)))
r = ran() * 2 * pi
wend
return r
end sub
sub init_screen(text$)
open window XSIZE, YSIZE
buffer = 0
setdrawbuf buffer
setrgb 0, 64, 127, 64
clear window
end sub
sub wait_controller(text$)
setrgb 1, 0, 0, 0
text XSIZE / 2, YSIZE / 2, text$, "cc"
while (or(peek("PORT1"), peek("PORT2")) = 0)
pause 0.02
wend
end sub
It needs to be set out as you see it in front of you.
but let me warn you first before you run of to your PS2 if you dont have a memory card i advise you not to try coding.
WHY?
well i was putting in this code which believe me is very boring to do, i had done about a quatre of it and i had just had enough i couldnt keep going it was soooooooooo boring.if i had a memory card i could of saved the bit i had done and continued another day and another reasen is if you do manage to finish the code and get it working sucsefully you wont be able to save and every time you want to play it again you have to code it again.
so if you really want to get your code on but have no PS2 memory card i would buy one from ukgames.com i know memory cards are a lot but ukgames (special reserve) have one of the best prices.
Or if you cant be bothered to copy a code on to your PS2 and have or havent got a memory card you can download a PS2 YABASIC emulator onto your PC and just copy/paste the code into that - its a lot easy.
now you know how to make pong on your PS2
> Here's a few things i think u'll like:
> back by populer demand
> here are some more
> lyrics
Truffles
You, you
> think yer
> such a bad ass; You think
> yer such a rough neck; Well I
>
> saw you outside eating truffles
> with yer mom on the patio; I
> think
> it's really sad though; and
> tell yer girl ta quit
> buggin' me; 'Cause
> I saw her outside
> suckin' **** in the
> bathroom of the bus of the
> Iron Maiden
> cover band;
>
Chorus
When your pencil neck breaks,
> when
> your bird
> chest caves in . . .
I'm gonna win
When your
> pencil
>
> neck breaks, when your bird chest caves in . . .
I'm
> gonna
> win
>
Me, I'm just another gringo, a bitter jalepeno;
>
> But I gets more
> montequilla in a week than your b*itch
> @ss
> gets in a lifetime;
> You're steppin' on a land mine;
> Your gonna
> shoot yer eye out; I'm
> thinkin' what in the
> Sam Ham Hill is
> goin' on wit yer moms in the
> clogs and
> the skirt, Wouldn't
> f***'er for my country with a flag
> on
> her face and a stolen
> dick.
Chorus
You, you
> think yer still a
> bad ass, You
> think your still a rough
> neck; Well let's take this
>
> outside
SUNSHINE
When I
> look at your face I see dirt; All
> the
> sunshine you blow
> up my ass starts to hurt; And I don't
> really mind
> if I'm
> nothin' in your eyes; It's no surprise to
> me; There's a
>
> rocket I built; It's under my kilt; It's coming
> to blow you
> away.
>
Chorus
I was a jerk; I did the work
> for
> somebody else's dream;
> I took the chance; I lost my
> pants;
> in somebody else's dream
> tonight.
Now you're
> calling me up
> to get paid; And if you don't
> get paid
> then you'll never get
> laid; But I really don't have any
>
> money; I say goodbye; And
> you'll have to depend on your
> size;
> There's a rocket I built;
> It's under my kilt; It's
> coming to blow
> you away.
Chorus
>
Now I think that
> I'm going to bed, as the
> image of you and
> yer crap
> leaves my head; Cause it's t-minus 20
> tomorrow,
> rocket
> flies; And it doesn't depend on the size; There's a
>
>
> rocket I built; It's under my kilt; It's coming to blow
> you
>
> away
HUMPEM' N' DUMPEM'
Cough up the rent Mr.
> Kent; And
> don't
> try to blame it on the government; Your
> wife is a clown
> she's in
> town, she gets with some other
> guy; Are you gonna
> finish your fat?
> Cause I'd like to
> give it to my kitty cat;
> The big fat look is
> coming
> back. You skinny people are
> screwed. And I know you're
> right;
> Yeah I know it's time.
>
Chorus
Here we go
> again another humpem
> dumpem situation;
> Here we go again
> another humpem dumpem situation;
> Here we go
> again, here
> we go again, Now I know what you're like and
> I
> don't
> think I like it.
The newspaper says to get bent; Man
>
> I'd
> like to say that to the President; He got the L. in
> the
> House, I
> guess he already did; She looks like she
> finished
> here fat; she then
> turned around and ate my
> kitty cat; she
> coughed up a hair ball or
> two and laughed
> her way to the bank;
> And I know it's right; Yeah, I
> know
> it's time.
Chorus
>
Here we go again.
LEROY
He's
> got
> the dirtiest shoes
> that I ever seen; Chew on a blunt
> wipe his butt
> with a
> magazine; Smokin' his crack wash it
> down with gasoline; Still
>
> he push the button, E.F.
> Hutton when he speaks to me; Oh you know
> he
> told me
> "Shake it, don't break it; It took too damn
> long to
>
> make it"
Chorus
Leroy is my mojo man; Leroy
> is my
> mojo
> man, He come he take me by the hand; Cause Leroy is
>
> my mojo man
> tonight . . . alright!
He's just a pimp with
> a
> limp and some
> vaseline; He told me to "Look,
> over
> there!" and stole my
> nectarine; Said,
> "Don't turn
> your back on me black, I'm a sex
>
> machine" Still he push
> the button E.F. Hutton when he
> speaks to
> me; Oh you know he
> told me, "Shake it,
> don't break it; It took
> too damn long
> to make"
>
Chorus
Oh you know he told me,
>
> "Shake it,
> don't break it, it took too damn long to make
>
> it"
>
HEY MR. BROWN
Man I think it's just a little
> sleazy;
>
> You said you was like butter but you're cheesy; To
> treat me
> like I'm
> spinner bait you can't wait; go fish off
> some
> other dock.
>
Chorus
Hey, Mr. Brown, don't have a
>
> cow.
Just compensate
> me!
Hey, Mr. Brown, don't have a
>
> cow.
Just compensate me!
Hey,
> Mr. Brown, don't have a
>
> cow.
Just compensate me! You're gonna have
> to prove it
> to
> me.
If I don't call you back your head spins; If
>
> I told
> you what I think you'd s**t your linens; "It's
> just
>
> another interview, nothing new" But they don't
> even know
> my
> name.
Chorus
LOVE IS A MUTT FROM
> HELL
This is a
> story about
> a friend of mine; He is
> abnormally intelligent; He
> could bust a
> phatty rhyme,
> even when he got up in the blunt;
> But that all changed
>
> when the girl who he lives with came to
> town, He let here take
> him
> away from me so I had to ask him
> how; That's when he
> said, "She
> takes advantage of me! She
> takes
> advantage of me! "She takes
> advantage of me! She
>
> takes advantage of me! She even knows when I
> pee! I
> think
> eventually she'll make a meal out of
> me."
>
>
Chorus
Because her love is a mutt from
> hell that I can't
> live
> without; "Your love is a
> mutt from hell that I can't
> live
> without; One of these
> days I swear I'm gonna get out;
> 'Til then your
> love is a
> mutt from hell that I can't live
> without.
That's why
>
> I'm talking to you now.
Sarah
> lives with Bradley now, I
> guess
> that is how she wants her
> s**t; He needed a place
> to stay, so it's
> of mutual benefit; I
> stopped by on my
> way to Pomona yesterday; She
> sat down and
> spilled her
> guts to me; That's when I thought she would
> tell
> me
> she's gay; Instead she said, "He takes advantage of
>
> me!
> He takes advantage of me! He takes advantage of me!
> He
> takes
> advantage of me! He even knows when I pee! I
> think
> eventually he'll
> make a meal out of me."
>
Chorus
>
That's why I'm talking
> to you now;
Talking
> to; That's why
> I'm talking to, That's why I'm
> talking
> to.
Talking to; That's
> why I'm talking to, That's why
> I'm
> talking, talking, talking
> to you NOW!
Because,
> your love is a
> mutt from hell that I
> can't live
> without.
PUNK ASS B***H
She
> wriggles and she
>
> wraggles, she jiggles and she jaggles, you stand
> and watch
> her
> pass by, your line of vision ass-eye, you think that
>
> cause she
> smiles, that you turn all her dials, but you don't
> see
> them
> later, while in the elevator, you nag her and
> you swagger, you
>
> think you're gonna shag her, a man
> about the town-a, get
> funky,
> let's get down-a, machismo
> and machasma, it turns into
> miamsa, but
> you have got no
> class, no style, no social skills,
> no
> comprehension
>
Chorus
I can't deal with this idiot,
> yeah I must
>
> admit that he's a punk @ss b*tch
You open up
> your
> mouth-a,
> amazed at what comes out-a Its just a
> testimony,
> that you're full of
> bologna, that you're a
> stupid sh*t-Ass, a
> meathead, guido, pass-gas,
> that you
> have got no class, no
> style, no social skills, no
>
> comprehension
Repeat Chorus
> 2X
You know you want to
> spangle,
> but you can't seem to
> angle, one gives you
> attitude-a, your reason
> to be rude-a, you
> think that
> cause she smiles, that you turn all her
> dials, but
> you
> don't see them later, while in the elevator, you nag
> her
>
> and you swagger, you think you're gonna shag her, a man
> about
>
> the town-a, get funky, let's get down-a, machismo
> and machasma,
> it
> turns into miamsa, you have got no
> class, no style, no
> social
> skills, no comprehension You
> open up your mouth-a,
> amazed at what
> comes out-a It's
> just a testimony, that you're
> full of bologna, that
>
> you're a stupid s**t-ass, a meathead,
> guido, pass gas, but you
> have
> got no class, no style, no
> social skills, no
> comprehension
>
Repeat Chorus 2x
>
WANNABE
> GANGSTAR
I am a wannabe; You better
> be careful
> around
> me; I come from far away, where mustang dreams are
>
> made;
> and we are fashioned in the image of the Don's who have
>
> come
> before us; we all kiss the rings of sand like our
> fathers
> told us.
>
Chorus
'Cause I'm a wannabe
> gangstar, better go
> back to Commack;
> I'm a wannabe
> gangstar, better go back to
> Commack; I'm a wannabe
>
> gangstar, better go back to Commack,
> better go back to far
> away.
>
Like a lemon pie a la mode, my
> nine is easy to
> load; all hail
> Jericho; Turnpike Teck, that's
> where I go
> to learn the things about
> the universe I'll need so
> I
> can build a stamped, 'cause I'm all up
> in your face
> again,
> I'm all up in your face.
Chorus
A
> wannabe
> gangstar, a
> victim of the chromosome prankster, I thanks
> ya,
> I sits back
> in my chair to contemplate my hair; OOH
> DAMN, I reak of
>
> cologne, but yo I'm lookin' snappy, I'm
> nappy, I'm crappy, got
> jimmy
> hats from pappy, so now I'm
> trigger happy, Girl did he
> just rhyme
> 'crappy' with
> 'happy'? Yeah, so you girlies wanna
> get wit this nit
>
> wit, got Cheese Whiz or not? Then I'm a hafta
> blow up ya mail
> box
> BIATCH! Or toilet paper ya front yard,
> show the cops
> my Suburbs
> Card, they gotta let me go cause they
> know
> that I'm hard, it's the
> deal it's for real, ya betta
>
> listen to what I'm tellin' ya . . .
> 'Cause I'm a wannabe
>
> gangstar.
Chorus
Cool oh and here's a WWf event we
>
> made:
Longy’s and Kid Rock’s PPV: Wipeout
1st Match:
> Hardcore
> Tag team tornando match: Chris Jericho & Chris
> Benoit Vs Kane
> & Undertaker
the count down starts 7, 6,
> 5 the whole of the
> arena goes wild no one is sitting down. 4,
> 3, 2, 1 the whole arena
> is in darkness every things silent
> then BOOM!! A big explosion and
> Jericho and Benoit are there
> walking down the ramp the crowd is
> going crazy they go into
> the ring both of the wrestlers are on a
> turn buckle looking
> out into the crowd. Then everything goes silent
> Jericho’s
> music cuts out then KEEP ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN!!! Then The
>
> Undertaker and his brother Kane are on the ramp walking down
> The
> Undertaker with one arm raised. Jericho and Benoit jump
> out the ring
> and go running towards The Undertaker and Kane
> they start hitting
> them the match is on Undertaker and Kane
> battle back with some hits
> to the head Undertaker and Kane
> bring Jericho and Benoit to the
> ring. The bell sounds for the
> start of the match undertaker throws
> Jericho into the ropes
> Undertaker bends down for the back drop
> Jericho kicks
> undertaker in the face undertaker is hit back Jericho
> goes
> into the ropes undertaker is still dazed and Jericho flies
>
> threw the air for a clothes line undertaker is hit onto the
> floor.
> Kane brings Benoit into the ring then Benoit starts
> hitting Kane and
> throws him into the rope then as Kane comes
> back Benoit hits him
> with a stinging chop to the chest sending
> Kane crashing to the
> floor. Benoit lifts kane up and power
> slams him into the floor
> making sure he wont get up Benoit now
> climbs out of the ring lifts
> up the appren and gets out some
> weapons he picks up a trash can and
> throws it into the ring
> and then he gets a steel chair and slides it
> to Jericho who
> picks it up as undertaker is just getting up Jericho
> smacks
> the steel chair round his head knocking him down to the floor
>
> which he came from. Then Benoit gets out a table out and pushed
> it
> in to the ring he gets a baseball bat out for him self then
> he get’
> s into the ring only to be met by Kane’s boot to the
> face it knocks
> him don to the ground Kane is kicking him in
> then he sets up the
> table. Undertaker climbs to his feet and
> Kane boots Jericho in the
> face onto the chair that Jericho had
> in his hand. Kane signals for
> the chokeslam and he grabs
> Benoit and chokeslams him to the out
> side of the ring.
> Undertaker then signals for the last ride and Kane
> pulls the
> table close to the Undertaker so he can last ride him
> through
> the table but Benoit has climbed to his feet pulls Kane out
>
> the ring and grabs his base ball bat and gives taker a low blow
> just
> after he had lifted Jericho up for the last ride but
> after the low
> blow Jericho reverses it in to a hurricanrana
> through the table. The
> crowd are going wild with excitement.
> Benoit then climbs out the
> ring and then grabs for something
> under the ring he brings out a two
> by four wrapped in barbed
> wire. Then he points to the two by four
> wrapped in barbed wire
> and then points to Kane and the crowd gets
> even wilder.
> Jericho climbs out the ring and finds something else he
> grabs
> a 25 foot ladder and also points to Kane. With the Undertaker
>
> lying motionless in the ring Kane when he gets up will be fighting
> a
> two on one match. Benoit gets out another table and puts it
> in the
> ring. Jericho gets Kane and smacks him round the head
> with the two
> by four wrapped in barbed wire cutting him open.
> Kane is thrown into
> the ring by Jericho Benoit is setting up
> the table and then setting
> the ladder up right next to it.
> Jericho stands Kane up and brings
> him to the ladder he pulls
> him up the ladder Jericho on one side
> Kane on the other
> Jericho’s back is to the Table they get up to the
> top Jericho
> is setting Kane up for the back drop onto the table
> over 25
> foot below the crowd is going insane below. Jericho try’s
> for
> the first time to back drop kane of the ladder but kane wont
>
> budge Jericho hits Kane and try’s again but he wont budge then
> kane
> fights back with some punches to the head kane puts his
> hand up in
> the air and signals for the choke slam now the
> crowd are of the
> seats wanting to get in closer kane gets
> Jericho by the throat
> climbs to the top of the ladder Jericho
> is one step below that.
> Undertaker is up now and battling
> Benoit out side the ring unaware
> what’s happening in the ring.
> Kane’s puts Jericho’s hand over his
> shoulder and lifts him
> high in the air then jumps off the ladder and
> slams Jericho
> into straight into the table it breaks instantly and
> he
> smashes through the ring as well and Jericho’s head nearly got
>
> hit off Kane is lying on the ground he felt the move as well but
> not
> as much as Jericho. Benoit and Undertaker are still
> beating each
> over up Benoit snap suplex’s Undertaker Benoit
> goes round the over
> side of the ring and gets a steel chair
> from underneath undertaker
> gets table out from under the ring
> and sets it up Benoit runs back
> round he goes to hit taker
> with the chair but taker slams it into
> his face with a big
> boot he lifts Benoit up and signals for the last
> ride then he
> last rides Benoit through the table undertaker is tired
> out he
> puts his hands and on his knees and then the crowd goes wild
>
> taker thinks its strange hes only putting his hands on his
> knees
> then DDP comes from the crowd turns taker round and then
> hits the
> Diamond Cutter on to a chair DDP starts celebrating
> then Sara comes
> down the ramp with a Steel chair comes face to
> with DDP raises the
> steel chair but in stead of hitting DDP
> she swings down and hits
> Undertaker her husband Sara say’s she
> loves DDP and they kiss then
> walk of together mean while
> Benoit is getting up he goes in to the
> ring climbs to the top
> rope and hits the Diving Head Butt onto Kane
> Benoit pulls
> Jercho up and helps him to his feet then Benoit gets
> Kane up
> throws him to Jericho and Jericho spine busters him then
> gets
> the walls of Jericho and Benoit locks in the Crippler
> Crossface
> they keep it there for a while then Kane say’s “it
> burns it Burns”
> and taps out Jericho and Benoit keep it locked
> in until the bell
> sounds and security guards come down and
> break it up Jericho and
> Benoit celebrate and they walk out the
> ring and up the ramp the
> crowd now is just going wild there
> loving it loving it loving it
> there loving like this this is
> the best PPV any one has anyone seen
> ever
i dont know if
> many of you know (you probably do your quite smart) but on that
> little demo disc that came tuked away with your ps2 in the box aswel
> as games and videos there is also a little something called YABASIC
> (yet another basic.)
this alows you to create your very own games
> which can be very difficult if you know hardly anything about
> codeing games.well im not very good at cding so i loaded on some
> demo games already built into the program and i was very happy to
> find snake.well on thisits called worm but none the less its snake
> with a bit of a twist and paint brush style graphics.but its not the
> graphics that matter.
any way after a while of playing worm i
> wanted to make my own game but i thought i would start small and i
> just tweaked the settings on the game but soon this caused the game
> to not run and i didnt know how to sort out the problem.
so i
> turned to the internet for guidence.
i found a couple of sites on
> YABASIC and they had coding for some rather good games one of which
> you may of heared of:
who wants to be a millionaire.
but they
> also had the all time classic game, the game that started the games
> industry pong.
incase you want a go at coding pong into your PS2
> hear is the code:
PADS = 2
BAT_HEIGHT = 80
BAT_WIDTH
> = 8
BAT_SPEED = 10
BAT_OFFSET = 20
BALL_RADIUS = 6
>
BALL_SPEED = 11
XSIZE = 640
YSIZE = 512
>
main()
sub main()
init()
cont = 1
>
wait_controller("Press any button to start.")
>
while(cont = 1)
draw_new_field()
>
update_bat(left_bat(), "PORT1", 16, 64)
if
> (PADS = 2) then
update_bat(right_bat(), "PORT2", 16,
> 64)
else
update_bat(right_bat(), "PORT1", 4096,
> 16384)
endif
update_ball()
pause 0.05
wend
>
end sub
sub update_bat(bat(), addr$, up, down)
local
> maxstep
if (and(peek(addr$), down) > 0) then
maxstep
> = YSIZE - (bat(2) + (bat(4) / 2))
bat(2) = bat(2) + min(maxstep,
> BAT_SPEED)
elsif (and(peek(addr$), up) > 0) then
maxstep
> = bat(2) - (bat(4) / 2)
bat(2) = bat(2) - min(maxstep,
> BAT_SPEED)
endif
end sub
sub update_ball()
>
b_newx = ball(1) + ball(5) * cos(ball(4))
b_newy = ball(2) +
> ball(5) * sin(ball(4))
b_newr = ball(3)
b_newa = ball(4)
>
b_news = ball(5)
check_topbot_collission()
>
check_bat_collission(left_bat())
>
check_bat_collission(right_bat())
>
check_leftright_collission()
ball(1) = b_newx
>
ball(2) = b_newy
ball(3) = b_newr
ball(4) = b_newa
>
ball(5) = b_news
end sub
sub
> check_topbot_collission()
local r, y_toomuch
r = ball(3)
>
if (b_newy < r) then
b_newy = r + (r - b_newy)
>
b_newa = (2 * pi) - b_newa
beep
endif
if (b_newy
> > (YSIZE - r)) then
y_toomuch = r + (b_newy - YSIZE)
>
b_newy = YSIZE - (y_toomuch + r)
b_newa = (2 * pi) - b_newa
>
beep
endif
end sub
sub
> check_leftright_collission()
local r, reinit
r = b_newr
>
reinit = 0
if (b_newx < r) then
score(2) =
> score(2) + 2
reinit = 1
beep
elsif (b_newx > (XSIZE -
> r)) then
score(1) = score(1) + 1
reinit = 1
beep
>
endif
if (reinit = 1) then
b_newx = XSIZE / 2
>
b_newy = YSIZE / 2
b_newa = random_angle()
>
wait_controller("Press any button to start.")
>
endif
end sub
sub check_bat_collission(bat())
>
local a, b, x, y, rev, bx_n, bx_o
local ignore, y_top,
> y_bot, too_much
if (bat(1) > (XSIZE / 2)) then
x =
> bat(1) - (bat(3) / 2)
rev = -1
bx_o = ball(1) + ball(3)
>
bx_n = b_newx + b_newr
if (bx_o >= bx_n) then
ignore
> = 1
elsif ((bx_o > x) or (bx_n < x)) then
ignore = 1
>
endif
else
x = bat(1) + (bat(3) / 2)
rev = 1
>
bx_o = ball(1) - ball(3)
bx_n = b_newx - b_newr
if (bx_o
> <= bx_n) then
ignore = 1
elsif ((bx_o < x) or (bx_n
> > x)) then
ignore = 1
endif
endif
if (ignore
> = 0) then
rem Let's give the players a bit of slack (b_newr / 2)
>
y_top = bat(2) - (bat(4) / 2) - (b_newr / 2)
y_bot =
> bat(2) + (bat(4) / 2) + (b_newr / 2)
a = (ball(2) - b_newy)
> / (ball(1) - b_newx)
b = b_newy - (a * b_newx)
y = a * x
> + b
if (y >= y_top and y <= y_bot) then
if (b_news
> > 2 * b_newr) then
draw_the_ball(x + (rev * b_newr), y,
> b_newr)
endif
too_much = b_newx - (x + (rev * b_newr))
>
b_newx = (x + (rev * b_newr)) - too_much
b_newa = pi -
> b_newa
endif
endif
end sub
sub draw_new_field()
>
buffer = 1 - buffer
setdrawbuf buffer
setrgb 0, 64, 127,
> 64
clear window
draw_bat(left_bat())
>
draw_bat(right_bat())
draw_ball()
draw_score()
>
setdispbuf buffer
end sub
sub draw_ball()
>
draw_the_ball(ball(1), ball(2), ball(3))
end sub
sub
> draw_the_ball(x, y, r)
setrgb 1, 127, 127, 127
fill
> circle x, y, r
end sub
sub draw_bat(bat())
local
> ltx, lty, rbx, rby
ltx = bat(1) - (bat(3) / 2)
lty =
> bat(2) - (bat(4) / 2)
rbx = bat(1) + (bat(3) / 2)
rby =
> bat(2) + (bat(4) / 2)
setrgb 1, 127, 127, 127
fill
> rectangle ltx, lty, rbx, rby
end sub
sub draw_score()
>
setrgb 1, 0, 0, 0
text 50, 20, str$(score(1)),
> "cc"
text XSIZE - 50, 20, str$(score(2)),
> "cc"
end sub
sub init()
init_structures()
>
init_screen()
end sub
sub init_structures()
rem
> ball: x, y, radius, angle, speed
dim ball(5)
init_ball()
>
rem left_bat: x, y (center), width, height
dim
> left_bat(4)
left_bat(1) = BAT_OFFSET
left_bat(2) = YSIZE / 2
>
left_bat(3) = BAT_WIDTH
left_bat(4) = BAT_HEIGHT
rem
> right_bat: x, y (center), width, height
dim right_bat(4)
>
right_bat(1) = XSIZE - BAT_OFFSET
right_bat(2) = YSIZE / 2
>
right_bat(3) = BAT_WIDTH
right_bat(4) = BAT_HEIGHT
>
rem score: left, right
dim score(2)
score(1) = 0
>
score(2) = 0
end sub
sub init_ball()
ball(1) =
> XSIZE / 2
ball(2) = YSIZE / 2
ball(3) = BALL_RADIUS
>
ball(4) = random_angle()
ball(5) = BALL_SPEED
end sub
>
sub random_angle()
local r
r = ran() * 2 * pi
>
rem These angles keep the game interesting
while (((r
> > 0.4 * pi) and (r < 0.6 * pi)) or ((r > 1.4 * pi) and (r
> < 1.6 * pi)))
r = ran() * 2 * pi
wend
return r
>
end sub
sub init_screen(text$)
open window XSIZE,
> YSIZE
buffer = 0
setdrawbuf buffer
setrgb 0, 64, 127, 64
>
clear window
end sub
sub wait_controller(text$)
>
setrgb 1, 0, 0, 0
text XSIZE / 2, YSIZE / 2, text$,
> "cc"
while (or(peek("PORT1"),
> peek("PORT2")) = 0)
pause 0.02
wend
end sub
>
It needs to be set out as you see it in front of you.
but
> let me warn you first before you run of to your PS2 if you dont have
> a memory card i advise you not to try coding.
WHY?
well i was
> putting in this code which believe me is very boring to do, i had
> done about a quatre of it and i had just had enough i couldnt keep
> going it was soooooooooo boring.if i had a memory card i could of
> saved the bit i had done and continued another day and another
> reasen is if you do manage to finish the code and get it working
> sucsefully you wont be able to save and every time you want to play
> it again you have to code it again.
so if you really want to get
> your code on but have no PS2 memory card i would buy one from
> ukgames.com i know memory cards are a lot but ukgames (special
> reserve) have one of the best prices.
Or if you cant be bothered
> to copy a code on to your PS2 and have or havent got a memory card
> you can download a PS2 YABASIC emulator onto your PC and just
> copy/paste the code into that - its a lot easy.
now you know how
> to make pong on your PS2
and here it is again if u want to read it again u dont have to
> back by populer demand here are some more
> lyrics
Truffles
You, you
> think yer such a bad ass; You think
> yer such a rough neck; Well I
> saw you outside eating truffles
> with yer mom on the patio; I think
> it's really sad though; and
> tell yer girl ta quit buggin' me; 'Cause
> I saw her outside
> suckin' **** in the bathroom of the bus of the
> Iron Maiden
> cover band;
Chorus
When your pencil neck breaks,
> when
> your bird chest caves in . . .
I'm gonna win
When your
> pencil
> neck breaks, when your bird chest caves in . . .
I'm
> gonna win
>
Me, I'm just another gringo, a bitter jalepeno;
> But I gets more
> montequilla in a week than your b*itch @ss
> gets in a lifetime;
> You're steppin' on a land mine; Your gonna
> shoot yer eye out; I'm
> thinkin' what in the Sam Ham Hill is
> goin' on wit yer moms in the
> clogs and the skirt, Wouldn't
> f***'er for my country with a flag on
> her face and a stolen
> dick.
Chorus
You, you think yer still a
> bad ass, You
> think your still a rough neck; Well let's take this
>
> outside
SUNSHINE
When I look at your face I see dirt; All
> the
> sunshine you blow up my ass starts to hurt; And I don't
> really mind
> if I'm nothin' in your eyes; It's no surprise to
> me; There's a
> rocket I built; It's under my kilt; It's coming
> to blow you away.
>
Chorus
I was a jerk; I did the work
> for somebody else's dream;
> I took the chance; I lost my pants;
> in somebody else's dream
> tonight.
Now you're calling me up
> to get paid; And if you don't
> get paid then you'll never get
> laid; But I really don't have any
> money; I say goodbye; And
> you'll have to depend on your size;
> There's a rocket I built;
> It's under my kilt; It's coming to blow
> you away.
Chorus
>
Now I think that I'm going to bed, as the
> image of you and
> yer crap leaves my head; Cause it's t-minus 20
> tomorrow,
> rocket flies; And it doesn't depend on the size; There's a
>
> rocket I built; It's under my kilt; It's coming to blow you
>
> away
HUMPEM' N' DUMPEM'
Cough up the rent Mr. Kent; And
> don't
> try to blame it on the government; Your wife is a clown
> she's in
> town, she gets with some other guy; Are you gonna
> finish your fat?
> Cause I'd like to give it to my kitty cat;
> The big fat look is
> coming back. You skinny people are
> screwed. And I know you're right;
> Yeah I know it's time.
>
Chorus
Here we go again another humpem
> dumpem situation;
> Here we go again another humpem dumpem situation;
> Here we go
> again, here we go again, Now I know what you're like and
> I
> don't think I like it.
The newspaper says to get bent; Man
> I'd
> like to say that to the President; He got the L. in the
> House, I
> guess he already did; She looks like she finished
> here fat; she then
> turned around and ate my kitty cat; she
> coughed up a hair ball or
> two and laughed her way to the bank;
> And I know it's right; Yeah, I
> know it's time.
Chorus
>
Here we go again.
LEROY
He's got
> the dirtiest shoes
> that I ever seen; Chew on a blunt wipe his butt
> with a
> magazine; Smokin' his crack wash it down with gasoline; Still
>
> he push the button, E.F. Hutton when he speaks to me; Oh you know
> he
> told me "Shake it, don't break it; It took too damn
> long to
> make it"
Chorus
Leroy is my mojo man; Leroy
> is my mojo
> man, He come he take me by the hand; Cause Leroy is
> my mojo man
> tonight . . . alright!
He's just a pimp with a
> limp and some
> vaseline; He told me to "Look, over
> there!" and stole my
> nectarine; Said, "Don't turn
> your back on me black, I'm a sex
> machine" Still he push
> the button E.F. Hutton when he speaks to
> me; Oh you know he
> told me, "Shake it, don't break it; It took
> too damn long
> to make"
Chorus
Oh you know he told me,
>
> "Shake it, don't break it, it took too damn long to make
>
> it"
HEY MR. BROWN
Man I think it's just a little
> sleazy;
> You said you was like butter but you're cheesy; To
> treat me like I'm
> spinner bait you can't wait; go fish off
> some other dock.
>
Chorus
Hey, Mr. Brown, don't have a
> cow.
Just compensate
> me!
Hey, Mr. Brown, don't have a
> cow.
Just compensate me!
Hey,
> Mr. Brown, don't have a
> cow.
Just compensate me! You're gonna have
> to prove it to
> me.
If I don't call you back your head spins; If
> I told
> you what I think you'd s**t your linens; "It's just
>
> another interview, nothing new" But they don't even know
> my
> name.
Chorus
LOVE IS A MUTT FROM HELL
This is a
> story about
> a friend of mine; He is abnormally intelligent; He
> could bust a
> phatty rhyme, even when he got up in the blunt;
> But that all changed
> when the girl who he lives with came to
> town, He let here take him
> away from me so I had to ask him
> how; That's when he said, "She
> takes advantage of me! She
> takes advantage of me! "She takes
> advantage of me! She
> takes advantage of me! She even knows when I
> pee! I think
> eventually she'll make a meal out of me."
>
>
Chorus
Because her love is a mutt from hell that I can't
> live
> without; "Your love is a mutt from hell that I can't
> live
> without; One of these days I swear I'm gonna get out;
> 'Til then your
> love is a mutt from hell that I can't live
> without.
That's why
> I'm talking to you now.
Sarah
> lives with Bradley now, I guess
> that is how she wants her
> s**t; He needed a place to stay, so it's
> of mutual benefit; I
> stopped by on my way to Pomona yesterday; She
> sat down and
> spilled her guts to me; That's when I thought she would
> tell
> me she's gay; Instead she said, "He takes advantage of
> me!
> He takes advantage of me! He takes advantage of me! He
> takes
> advantage of me! He even knows when I pee! I think
> eventually he'll
> make a meal out of me."
Chorus
>
That's why I'm talking
> to you now;
Talking to; That's why
> I'm talking to, That's why I'm
> talking to.
Talking to; That's
> why I'm talking to, That's why I'm
> talking, talking, talking
> to you NOW!
Because, your love is a
> mutt from hell that I
> can't live without.
PUNK ASS B***H
She
> wriggles and she
> wraggles, she jiggles and she jaggles, you stand
> and watch her
> pass by, your line of vision ass-eye, you think that
> cause she
> smiles, that you turn all her dials, but you don't see
> them
> later, while in the elevator, you nag her and you swagger, you
>
> think you're gonna shag her, a man about the town-a, get
> funky,
> let's get down-a, machismo and machasma, it turns into
> miamsa, but
> you have got no class, no style, no social skills,
> no
> comprehension
Chorus
I can't deal with this idiot,
> yeah I must
> admit that he's a punk @ss b*tch
You open up
> your mouth-a,
> amazed at what comes out-a Its just a testimony,
> that you're full of
> bologna, that you're a stupid sh*t-Ass, a
> meathead, guido, pass-gas,
> that you have got no class, no
> style, no social skills, no
> comprehension
Repeat Chorus
> 2X
You know you want to spangle,
> but you can't seem to
> angle, one gives you attitude-a, your reason
> to be rude-a, you
> think that cause she smiles, that you turn all her
> dials, but
> you don't see them later, while in the elevator, you nag
> her
> and you swagger, you think you're gonna shag her, a man about
>
> the town-a, get funky, let's get down-a, machismo and machasma,
> it
> turns into miamsa, you have got no class, no style, no
> social
> skills, no comprehension You open up your mouth-a,
> amazed at what
> comes out-a It's just a testimony, that you're
> full of bologna, that
> you're a stupid s**t-ass, a meathead,
> guido, pass gas, but you have
> got no class, no style, no
> social skills, no comprehension
>
Repeat Chorus 2x
>
WANNABE GANGSTAR
I am a wannabe; You better
> be careful
> around me; I come from far away, where mustang dreams are
>
> made; and we are fashioned in the image of the Don's who have
> come
> before us; we all kiss the rings of sand like our fathers
> told us.
>
Chorus
'Cause I'm a wannabe gangstar, better go
> back to Commack;
> I'm a wannabe gangstar, better go back to
> Commack; I'm a wannabe
> gangstar, better go back to Commack,
> better go back to far away.
>
Like a lemon pie a la mode, my
> nine is easy to load; all hail
> Jericho; Turnpike Teck, that's
> where I go to learn the things about
> the universe I'll need so
> I can build a stamped, 'cause I'm all up
> in your face again,
> I'm all up in your face.
Chorus
A
> wannabe gangstar, a
> victim of the chromosome prankster, I thanks ya,
> I sits back
> in my chair to contemplate my hair; OOH DAMN, I reak of
>
> cologne, but yo I'm lookin' snappy, I'm nappy, I'm crappy, got
> jimmy
> hats from pappy, so now I'm trigger happy, Girl did he
> just rhyme
> 'crappy' with 'happy'? Yeah, so you girlies wanna
> get wit this nit
> wit, got Cheese Whiz or not? Then I'm a hafta
> blow up ya mail box
> BIATCH! Or toilet paper ya front yard,
> show the cops my Suburbs
> Card, they gotta let me go cause they
> know that I'm hard, it's the
> deal it's for real, ya betta
> listen to what I'm tellin' ya . . .
> 'Cause I'm a wannabe
> gangstar.
Chorus
Cool oh and here's a WWf event we
> made:
Longy’s and Kid Rock’s PPV: Wipeout
1st Match: Hardcore
> Tag team tornando match: Chris Jericho & Chris Benoit Vs Kane
> & Undertaker
the count down starts 7, 6, 5 the whole of the
> arena goes wild no one is sitting down. 4, 3, 2, 1 the whole arena
> is in darkness every things silent then BOOM!! A big explosion and
> Jericho and Benoit are there walking down the ramp the crowd is
> going crazy they go into the ring both of the wrestlers are on a
> turn buckle looking out into the crowd. Then everything goes silent
> Jericho’s music cuts out then KEEP ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN!!! Then The
> Undertaker and his brother Kane are on the ramp walking down The
> Undertaker with one arm raised. Jericho and Benoit jump out the ring
> and go running towards The Undertaker and Kane they start hitting
> them the match is on Undertaker and Kane battle back with some hits
> to the head Undertaker and Kane bring Jericho and Benoit to the
> ring. The bell sounds for the start of the match undertaker throws
> Jericho into the ropes Undertaker bends down for the back drop
> Jericho kicks undertaker in the face undertaker is hit back Jericho
> goes into the ropes undertaker is still dazed and Jericho flies
> threw the air for a clothes line undertaker is hit onto the floor.
> Kane brings Benoit into the ring then Benoit starts hitting Kane and
> throws him into the rope then as Kane comes back Benoit hits him
> with a stinging chop to the chest sending Kane crashing to the
> floor. Benoit lifts kane up and power slams him into the floor
> making sure he wont get up Benoit now climbs out of the ring lifts
> up the appren and gets out some weapons he picks up a trash can and
> throws it into the ring and then he gets a steel chair and slides it
> to Jericho who picks it up as undertaker is just getting up Jericho
> smacks the steel chair round his head knocking him down to the floor
> which he came from. Then Benoit gets out a table out and pushed it
> in to the ring he gets a baseball bat out for him self then he get’
> s into the ring only to be met by Kane’s boot to the face it knocks
> him don to the ground Kane is kicking him in then he sets up the
> table. Undertaker climbs to his feet and Kane boots Jericho in the
> face onto the chair that Jericho had in his hand. Kane signals for
> the chokeslam and he grabs Benoit and chokeslams him to the out
> side of the ring. Undertaker then signals for the last ride and Kane
> pulls the table close to the Undertaker so he can last ride him
> through the table but Benoit has climbed to his feet pulls Kane out
> the ring and grabs his base ball bat and gives taker a low blow just
> after he had lifted Jericho up for the last ride but after the low
> blow Jericho reverses it in to a hurricanrana through the table. The
> crowd are going wild with excitement. Benoit then climbs out the
> ring and then grabs for something under the ring he brings out a two
> by four wrapped in barbed wire. Then he points to the two by four
> wrapped in barbed wire and then points to Kane and the crowd gets
> even wilder. Jericho climbs out the ring and finds something else he
> grabs a 25 foot ladder and also points to Kane. With the Undertaker
> lying motionless in the ring Kane when he gets up will be fighting a
> two on one match. Benoit gets out another table and puts it in the
> ring. Jericho gets Kane and smacks him round the head with the two
> by four wrapped in barbed wire cutting him open. Kane is thrown into
> the ring by Jericho Benoit is setting up the table and then setting
> the ladder up right next to it. Jericho stands Kane up and brings
> him to the ladder he pulls him up the ladder Jericho on one side
> Kane on the other Jericho’s back is to the Table they get up to the
> top Jericho is setting Kane up for the back drop onto the table
> over 25 foot below the crowd is going insane below. Jericho try’s
> for the first time to back drop kane of the ladder but kane wont
> budge Jericho hits Kane and try’s again but he wont budge then kane
> fights back with some punches to the head kane puts his hand up in
> the air and signals for the choke slam now the crowd are of the
> seats wanting to get in closer kane gets Jericho by the throat
> climbs to the top of the ladder Jericho is one step below that.
> Undertaker is up now and battling Benoit out side the ring unaware
> what’s happening in the ring. Kane’s puts Jericho’s hand over his
> shoulder and lifts him high in the air then jumps off the ladder and
> slams Jericho into straight into the table it breaks instantly and
> he smashes through the ring as well and Jericho’s head nearly got
> hit off Kane is lying on the ground he felt the move as well but not
> as much as Jericho. Benoit and Undertaker are still beating each
> over up Benoit snap suplex’s Undertaker Benoit goes round the over
> side of the ring and gets a steel chair from underneath undertaker
> gets table out from under the ring and sets it up Benoit runs back
> round he goes to hit taker with the chair but taker slams it into
> his face with a big boot he lifts Benoit up and signals for the last
> ride then he last rides Benoit through the table undertaker is tired
> out he puts his hands and on his knees and then the crowd goes wild
> taker thinks its strange hes only putting his hands on his knees
> then DDP comes from the crowd turns taker round and then hits the
> Diamond Cutter on to a chair DDP starts celebrating then Sara comes
> down the ramp with a Steel chair comes face to with DDP raises the
> steel chair but in stead of hitting DDP she swings down and hits
> Undertaker her husband Sara say’s she loves DDP and they kiss then
> walk of together mean while Benoit is getting up he goes in to the
> ring climbs to the top rope and hits the Diving Head Butt onto Kane
> Benoit pulls Jercho up and helps him to his feet then Benoit gets
> Kane up throws him to Jericho and Jericho spine busters him then
> gets the walls of Jericho and Benoit locks in the Crippler Crossface
> they keep it there for a while then Kane say’s “it burns it Burns”
> and taps out Jericho and Benoit keep it locked in until the bell
> sounds and security guards come down and break it up Jericho and
> Benoit celebrate and they walk out the ring and up the ramp the
> crowd now is just going wild there loving it loving it loving it
> there loving like this this is the best PPV any one has anyone seen
> ever
i dont know if many of you know (you probably do your quite smart) but on that little demo disc that came tuked away with your ps2 in the box aswel as games and videos there is also a little something called YABASIC (yet another basic.)
this alows you to create your very own games which can be very difficult if you know hardly anything about codeing games.well im not very good at cding so i loaded on some demo games already built into the program and i was very happy to find snake.well on thisits called worm but none the less its snake with a bit of a twist and paint brush style graphics.but its not the graphics that matter.
any way after a while of playing worm i wanted to make my own game but i thought i would start small and i just tweaked the settings on the game but soon this caused the game to not run and i didnt know how to sort out the problem.
so i turned to the internet for guidence.
i found a couple of sites on YABASIC and they had coding for some rather good games one of which you may of heared of:
who wants to be a millionaire.
but they also had the all time classic game, the game that started the games industry pong.
incase you want a go at coding pong into your PS2 hear is the code:
PADS = 2
BAT_HEIGHT = 80
BAT_WIDTH = 8
BAT_SPEED = 10
BAT_OFFSET = 20
BALL_RADIUS = 6
BALL_SPEED = 11
XSIZE = 640
YSIZE = 512
main()
sub main()
init()
cont = 1
wait_controller("Press any button to start.")
while(cont = 1)
draw_new_field()
update_bat(left_bat(), "PORT1", 16, 64)
if (PADS = 2) then
update_bat(right_bat(), "PORT2", 16, 64)
else
update_bat(right_bat(), "PORT1", 4096, 16384)
endif
update_ball()
pause 0.05
wend
end sub
sub update_bat(bat(), addr$, up, down)
local maxstep
if (and(peek(addr$), down) > 0) then
maxstep = YSIZE - (bat(2) + (bat(4) / 2))
bat(2) = bat(2) + min(maxstep, BAT_SPEED)
elsif (and(peek(addr$), up) > 0) then
maxstep = bat(2) - (bat(4) / 2)
bat(2) = bat(2) - min(maxstep, BAT_SPEED)
endif
end sub
sub update_ball()
b_newx = ball(1) + ball(5) * cos(ball(4))
b_newy = ball(2) + ball(5) * sin(ball(4))
b_newr = ball(3)
b_newa = ball(4)
b_news = ball(5)
check_topbot_collission()
check_bat_collission(left_bat())
check_bat_collission(right_bat())
check_leftright_collission()
ball(1) = b_newx
ball(2) = b_newy
ball(3) = b_newr
ball(4) = b_newa
ball(5) = b_news
end sub
sub check_topbot_collission()
local r, y_toomuch
r = ball(3)
if (b_newy < r) then
b_newy = r + (r - b_newy)
b_newa = (2 * pi) - b_newa
beep
endif
if (b_newy > (YSIZE - r)) then
y_toomuch = r + (b_newy - YSIZE)
b_newy = YSIZE - (y_toomuch + r)
b_newa = (2 * pi) - b_newa
beep
endif
end sub
sub check_leftright_collission()
local r, reinit
r = b_newr
reinit = 0
if (b_newx < r) then
score(2) = score(2) + 2
reinit = 1
beep
elsif (b_newx > (XSIZE - r)) then
score(1) = score(1) + 1
reinit = 1
beep
endif
if (reinit = 1) then
b_newx = XSIZE / 2
b_newy = YSIZE / 2
b_newa = random_angle()
wait_controller("Press any button to start.")
endif
end sub
sub check_bat_collission(bat())
local a, b, x, y, rev, bx_n, bx_o
local ignore, y_top, y_bot, too_much
if (bat(1) > (XSIZE / 2)) then
x = bat(1) - (bat(3) / 2)
rev = -1
bx_o = ball(1) + ball(3)
bx_n = b_newx + b_newr
if (bx_o >= bx_n) then
ignore = 1
elsif ((bx_o > x) or (bx_n < x)) then
ignore = 1
endif
else
x = bat(1) + (bat(3) / 2)
rev = 1
bx_o = ball(1) - ball(3)
bx_n = b_newx - b_newr
if (bx_o <= bx_n) then
ignore = 1
elsif ((bx_o < x) or (bx_n > x)) then
ignore = 1
endif
endif
if (ignore = 0) then
rem Let's give the players a bit of slack (b_newr / 2)
y_top = bat(2) - (bat(4) / 2) - (b_newr / 2)
y_bot = bat(2) + (bat(4) / 2) + (b_newr / 2)
a = (ball(2) - b_newy) / (ball(1) - b_newx)
b = b_newy - (a * b_newx)
y = a * x + b
if (y >= y_top and y <= y_bot) then
if (b_news > 2 * b_newr) then
draw_the_ball(x + (rev * b_newr), y, b_newr)
endif
too_much = b_newx - (x + (rev * b_newr))
b_newx = (x + (rev * b_newr)) - too_much
b_newa = pi - b_newa
endif
endif
end sub
sub draw_new_field()
buffer = 1 - buffer
setdrawbuf buffer
setrgb 0, 64, 127, 64
clear window
draw_bat(left_bat())
draw_bat(right_bat())
draw_ball()
draw_score()
setdispbuf buffer
end sub
sub draw_ball()
draw_the_ball(ball(1), ball(2), ball(3))
end sub
sub draw_the_ball(x, y, r)
setrgb 1, 127, 127, 127
fill circle x, y, r
end sub
sub draw_bat(bat())
local ltx, lty, rbx, rby
ltx = bat(1) - (bat(3) / 2)
lty = bat(2) - (bat(4) / 2)
rbx = bat(1) + (bat(3) / 2)
rby = bat(2) + (bat(4) / 2)
setrgb 1, 127, 127, 127
fill rectangle ltx, lty, rbx, rby
end sub
sub draw_score()
setrgb 1, 0, 0, 0
text 50, 20, str$(score(1)), "cc"
text XSIZE - 50, 20, str$(score(2)), "cc"
end sub
sub init()
init_structures()
init_screen()
end sub
sub init_structures()
rem ball: x, y, radius, angle, speed
dim ball(5)
init_ball()
rem left_bat: x, y (center), width, height
dim left_bat(4)
left_bat(1) = BAT_OFFSET
left_bat(2) = YSIZE / 2
left_bat(3) = BAT_WIDTH
left_bat(4) = BAT_HEIGHT
rem right_bat: x, y (center), width, height
dim right_bat(4)
right_bat(1) = XSIZE - BAT_OFFSET
right_bat(2) = YSIZE / 2
right_bat(3) = BAT_WIDTH
right_bat(4) = BAT_HEIGHT
rem score: left, right
dim score(2)
score(1) = 0
score(2) = 0
end sub
sub init_ball()
ball(1) = XSIZE / 2
ball(2) = YSIZE / 2
ball(3) = BALL_RADIUS
ball(4) = random_angle()
ball(5) = BALL_SPEED
end sub
sub random_angle()
local r
r = ran() * 2 * pi
rem These angles keep the game interesting
while (((r > 0.4 * pi) and (r < 0.6 * pi)) or ((r > 1.4 * pi) and (r < 1.6 * pi)))
r = ran() * 2 * pi
wend
return r
end sub
sub init_screen(text$)
open window XSIZE, YSIZE
buffer = 0
setdrawbuf buffer
setrgb 0, 64, 127, 64
clear window
end sub
sub wait_controller(text$)
setrgb 1, 0, 0, 0
text XSIZE / 2, YSIZE / 2, text$, "cc"
while (or(peek("PORT1"), peek("PORT2")) = 0)
pause 0.02
wend
end sub
It needs to be set out as you see it in front of you.
but let me warn you first before you run of to your PS2 if you dont have a memory card i advise you not to try coding.
WHY?
well i was putting in this code which believe me is very boring to do, i had done about a quatre of it and i had just had enough i couldnt keep going it was soooooooooo boring.if i had a memory card i could of saved the bit i had done and continued another day and another reasen is if you do manage to finish the code and get it working sucsefully you wont be able to save and every time you want to play it again you have to code it again.
so if you really want to get your code on but have no PS2 memory card i would buy one from ukgames.com i know memory cards are a lot but ukgames (special reserve) have one of the best prices.
Or if you cant be bothered to copy a code on to your PS2 and have or havent got a memory card you can download a PS2 YABASIC emulator onto your PC and just copy/paste the code into that - its a lot easy.
now you know how to make pong on your PS2
Here's a few things i think u'll like:
> back by populer demand here are some more
> lyrics
Truffles
You, you
> think yer such a bad ass; You think
> yer such a rough neck; Well I
> saw you outside eating truffles
> with yer mom on the patio; I think
> it's really sad though; and
> tell yer girl ta quit buggin' me; 'Cause
> I saw her outside
> suckin' **** in the bathroom of the bus of the
> Iron Maiden
> cover band;
Chorus
When your pencil neck breaks,
> when
> your bird chest caves in . . .
I'm gonna win
When your
> pencil
> neck breaks, when your bird chest caves in . . .
I'm
> gonna win
>
Me, I'm just another gringo, a bitter jalepeno;
> But I gets more
> montequilla in a week than your b*itch @ss
> gets in a lifetime;
> You're steppin' on a land mine; Your gonna
> shoot yer eye out; I'm
> thinkin' what in the Sam Ham Hill is
> goin' on wit yer moms in the
> clogs and the skirt, Wouldn't
> f***'er for my country with a flag on
> her face and a stolen
> dick.
Chorus
You, you think yer still a
> bad ass, You
> think your still a rough neck; Well let's take this
>
> outside
SUNSHINE
When I look at your face I see dirt; All
> the
> sunshine you blow up my ass starts to hurt; And I don't
> really mind
> if I'm nothin' in your eyes; It's no surprise to
> me; There's a
> rocket I built; It's under my kilt; It's coming
> to blow you away.
>
Chorus
I was a jerk; I did the work
> for somebody else's dream;
> I took the chance; I lost my pants;
> in somebody else's dream
> tonight.
Now you're calling me up
> to get paid; And if you don't
> get paid then you'll never get
> laid; But I really don't have any
> money; I say goodbye; And
> you'll have to depend on your size;
> There's a rocket I built;
> It's under my kilt; It's coming to blow
> you away.
Chorus
>
Now I think that I'm going to bed, as the
> image of you and
> yer crap leaves my head; Cause it's t-minus 20
> tomorrow,
> rocket flies; And it doesn't depend on the size; There's a
>
> rocket I built; It's under my kilt; It's coming to blow you
>
> away
HUMPEM' N' DUMPEM'
Cough up the rent Mr. Kent; And
> don't
> try to blame it on the government; Your wife is a clown
> she's in
> town, she gets with some other guy; Are you gonna
> finish your fat?
> Cause I'd like to give it to my kitty cat;
> The big fat look is
> coming back. You skinny people are
> screwed. And I know you're right;
> Yeah I know it's time.
>
Chorus
Here we go again another humpem
> dumpem situation;
> Here we go again another humpem dumpem situation;
> Here we go
> again, here we go again, Now I know what you're like and
> I
> don't think I like it.
The newspaper says to get bent; Man
> I'd
> like to say that to the President; He got the L. in the
> House, I
> guess he already did; She looks like she finished
> here fat; she then
> turned around and ate my kitty cat; she
> coughed up a hair ball or
> two and laughed her way to the bank;
> And I know it's right; Yeah, I
> know it's time.
Chorus
>
Here we go again.
LEROY
He's got
> the dirtiest shoes
> that I ever seen; Chew on a blunt wipe his butt
> with a
> magazine; Smokin' his crack wash it down with gasoline; Still
>
> he push the button, E.F. Hutton when he speaks to me; Oh you know
> he
> told me "Shake it, don't break it; It took too damn
> long to
> make it"
Chorus
Leroy is my mojo man; Leroy
> is my mojo
> man, He come he take me by the hand; Cause Leroy is
> my mojo man
> tonight . . . alright!
He's just a pimp with a
> limp and some
> vaseline; He told me to "Look, over
> there!" and stole my
> nectarine; Said, "Don't turn
> your back on me black, I'm a sex
> machine" Still he push
> the button E.F. Hutton when he speaks to
> me; Oh you know he
> told me, "Shake it, don't break it; It took
> too damn long
> to make"
Chorus
Oh you know he told me,
>
> "Shake it, don't break it, it took too damn long to make
>
> it"
HEY MR. BROWN
Man I think it's just a little
> sleazy;
> You said you was like butter but you're cheesy; To
> treat me like I'm
> spinner bait you can't wait; go fish off
> some other dock.
>
Chorus
Hey, Mr. Brown, don't have a
> cow.
Just compensate
> me!
Hey, Mr. Brown, don't have a
> cow.
Just compensate me!
Hey,
> Mr. Brown, don't have a
> cow.
Just compensate me! You're gonna have
> to prove it to
> me.
If I don't call you back your head spins; If
> I told
> you what I think you'd s**t your linens; "It's just
>
> another interview, nothing new" But they don't even know
> my
> name.
Chorus
LOVE IS A MUTT FROM HELL
This is a
> story about
> a friend of mine; He is abnormally intelligent; He
> could bust a
> phatty rhyme, even when he got up in the blunt;
> But that all changed
> when the girl who he lives with came to
> town, He let here take him
> away from me so I had to ask him
> how; That's when he said, "She
> takes advantage of me! She
> takes advantage of me! "She takes
> advantage of me! She
> takes advantage of me! She even knows when I
> pee! I think
> eventually she'll make a meal out of me."
>
>
Chorus
Because her love is a mutt from hell that I can't
> live
> without; "Your love is a mutt from hell that I can't
> live
> without; One of these days I swear I'm gonna get out;
> 'Til then your
> love is a mutt from hell that I can't live
> without.
That's why
> I'm talking to you now.
Sarah
> lives with Bradley now, I guess
> that is how she wants her
> s**t; He needed a place to stay, so it's
> of mutual benefit; I
> stopped by on my way to Pomona yesterday; She
> sat down and
> spilled her guts to me; That's when I thought she would
> tell
> me she's gay; Instead she said, "He takes advantage of
> me!
> He takes advantage of me! He takes advantage of me! He
> takes
> advantage of me! He even knows when I pee! I think
> eventually he'll
> make a meal out of me."
Chorus
>
That's why I'm talking
> to you now;
Talking to; That's why
> I'm talking to, That's why I'm
> talking to.
Talking to; That's
> why I'm talking to, That's why I'm
> talking, talking, talking
> to you NOW!
Because, your love is a
> mutt from hell that I
> can't live without.
PUNK ASS B***H
She
> wriggles and she
> wraggles, she jiggles and she jaggles, you stand
> and watch her
> pass by, your line of vision ass-eye, you think that
> cause she
> smiles, that you turn all her dials, but you don't see
> them
> later, while in the elevator, you nag her and you swagger, you
>
> think you're gonna shag her, a man about the town-a, get
> funky,
> let's get down-a, machismo and machasma, it turns into
> miamsa, but
> you have got no class, no style, no social skills,
> no
> comprehension
Chorus
I can't deal with this idiot,
> yeah I must
> admit that he's a punk @ss b*tch
You open up
> your mouth-a,
> amazed at what comes out-a Its just a testimony,
> that you're full of
> bologna, that you're a stupid sh*t-Ass, a
> meathead, guido, pass-gas,
> that you have got no class, no
> style, no social skills, no
> comprehension
Repeat Chorus
> 2X
You know you want to spangle,
> but you can't seem to
> angle, one gives you attitude-a, your reason
> to be rude-a, you
> think that cause she smiles, that you turn all her
> dials, but
> you don't see them later, while in the elevator, you nag
> her
> and you swagger, you think you're gonna shag her, a man about
>
> the town-a, get funky, let's get down-a, machismo and machasma,
> it
> turns into miamsa, you have got no class, no style, no
> social
> skills, no comprehension You open up your mouth-a,
> amazed at what
> comes out-a It's just a testimony, that you're
> full of bologna, that
> you're a stupid s**t-ass, a meathead,
> guido, pass gas, but you have
> got no class, no style, no
> social skills, no comprehension
>
Repeat Chorus 2x
>
WANNABE GANGSTAR
I am a wannabe; You better
> be careful
> around me; I come from far away, where mustang dreams are
>
> made; and we are fashioned in the image of the Don's who have
> come
> before us; we all kiss the rings of sand like our fathers
> told us.
>
Chorus
'Cause I'm a wannabe gangstar, better go
> back to Commack;
> I'm a wannabe gangstar, better go back to
> Commack; I'm a wannabe
> gangstar, better go back to Commack,
> better go back to far away.
>
Like a lemon pie a la mode, my
> nine is easy to load; all hail
> Jericho; Turnpike Teck, that's
> where I go to learn the things about
> the universe I'll need so
> I can build a stamped, 'cause I'm all up
> in your face again,
> I'm all up in your face.
Chorus
A
> wannabe gangstar, a
> victim of the chromosome prankster, I thanks ya,
> I sits back
> in my chair to contemplate my hair; OOH DAMN, I reak of
>
> cologne, but yo I'm lookin' snappy, I'm nappy, I'm crappy, got
> jimmy
> hats from pappy, so now I'm trigger happy, Girl did he
> just rhyme
> 'crappy' with 'happy'? Yeah, so you girlies wanna
> get wit this nit
> wit, got Cheese Whiz or not? Then I'm a hafta
> blow up ya mail box
> BIATCH! Or toilet paper ya front yard,
> show the cops my Suburbs
> Card, they gotta let me go cause they
> know that I'm hard, it's the
> deal it's for real, ya betta
> listen to what I'm tellin' ya . . .
> 'Cause I'm a wannabe
> gangstar.
Chorus
Cool oh and here's a WWf event we
> made:
Longy’s and Kid Rock’s PPV: Wipeout
1st Match: Hardcore
> Tag team tornando match: Chris Jericho & Chris Benoit Vs Kane
> & Undertaker
the count down starts 7, 6, 5 the whole of the
> arena goes wild no one is sitting down. 4, 3, 2, 1 the whole arena
> is in darkness every things silent then BOOM!! A big explosion and
> Jericho and Benoit are there walking down the ramp the crowd is
> going crazy they go into the ring both of the wrestlers are on a
> turn buckle looking out into the crowd. Then everything goes silent
> Jericho’s music cuts out then KEEP ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN!!! Then The
> Undertaker and his brother Kane are on the ramp walking down The
> Undertaker with one arm raised. Jericho and Benoit jump out the ring
> and go running towards The Undertaker and Kane they start hitting
> them the match is on Undertaker and Kane battle back with some hits
> to the head Undertaker and Kane bring Jericho and Benoit to the
> ring. The bell sounds for the start of the match undertaker throws
> Jericho into the ropes Undertaker bends down for the back drop
> Jericho kicks undertaker in the face undertaker is hit back Jericho
> goes into the ropes undertaker is still dazed and Jericho flies
> threw the air for a clothes line undertaker is hit onto the floor.
> Kane brings Benoit into the ring then Benoit starts hitting Kane and
> throws him into the rope then as Kane comes back Benoit hits him
> with a stinging chop to the chest sending Kane crashing to the
> floor. Benoit lifts kane up and power slams him into the floor
> making sure he wont get up Benoit now climbs out of the ring lifts
> up the appren and gets out some weapons he picks up a trash can and
> throws it into the ring and then he gets a steel chair and slides it
> to Jericho who picks it up as undertaker is just getting up Jericho
> smacks the steel chair round his head knocking him down to the floor
> which he came from. Then Benoit gets out a table out and pushed it
> in to the ring he gets a baseball bat out for him self then he get’
> s into the ring only to be met by Kane’s boot to the face it knocks
> him don to the ground Kane is kicking him in then he sets up the
> table. Undertaker climbs to his feet and Kane boots Jericho in the
> face onto the chair that Jericho had in his hand. Kane signals for
> the chokeslam and he grabs Benoit and chokeslams him to the out
> side of the ring. Undertaker then signals for the last ride and Kane
> pulls the table close to the Undertaker so he can last ride him
> through the table but Benoit has climbed to his feet pulls Kane out
> the ring and grabs his base ball bat and gives taker a low blow just
> after he had lifted Jericho up for the last ride but after the low
> blow Jericho reverses it in to a hurricanrana through the table. The
> crowd are going wild with excitement. Benoit then climbs out the
> ring and then grabs for something under the ring he brings out a two
> by four wrapped in barbed wire. Then he points to the two by four
> wrapped in barbed wire and then points to Kane and the crowd gets
> even wilder. Jericho climbs out the ring and finds something else he
> grabs a 25 foot ladder and also points to Kane. With the Undertaker
> lying motionless in the ring Kane when he gets up will be fighting a
> two on one match. Benoit gets out another table and puts it in the
> ring. Jericho gets Kane and smacks him round the head with the two
> by four wrapped in barbed wire cutting him open. Kane is thrown into
> the ring by Jericho Benoit is setting up the table and then setting
> the ladder up right next to it. Jericho stands Kane up and brings
> him to the ladder he pulls him up the ladder Jericho on one side
> Kane on the other Jericho’s back is to the Table they get up to the
> top Jericho is setting Kane up for the back drop onto the table
> over 25 foot below the crowd is going insane below. Jericho try’s
> for the first time to back drop kane of the ladder but kane wont
> budge Jericho hits Kane and try’s again but he wont budge then kane
> fights back with some punches to the head kane puts his hand up in
> the air and signals for the choke slam now the crowd are of the
> seats wanting to get in closer kane gets Jericho by the throat
> climbs to the top of the ladder Jericho is one step below that.
> Undertaker is up now and battling Benoit out side the ring unaware
> what’s happening in the ring. Kane’s puts Jericho’s hand over his
> shoulder and lifts him high in the air then jumps off the ladder and
> slams Jericho into straight into the table it breaks instantly and
> he smashes through the ring as well and Jericho’s head nearly got
> hit off Kane is lying on the ground he felt the move as well but not
> as much as Jericho. Benoit and Undertaker are still beating each
> over up Benoit snap suplex’s Undertaker Benoit goes round the over
> side of the ring and gets a steel chair from underneath undertaker
> gets table out from under the ring and sets it up Benoit runs back
> round he goes to hit taker with the chair but taker slams it into
> his face with a big boot he lifts Benoit up and signals for the last
> ride then he last rides Benoit through the table undertaker is tired
> out he puts his hands and on his knees and then the crowd goes wild
> taker thinks its strange hes only putting his hands on his knees
> then DDP comes from the crowd turns taker round and then hits the
> Diamond Cutter on to a chair DDP starts celebrating then Sara comes
> down the ramp with a Steel chair comes face to with DDP raises the
> steel chair but in stead of hitting DDP she swings down and hits
> Undertaker her husband Sara say’s she loves DDP and they kiss then
> walk of together mean while Benoit is getting up he goes in to the
> ring climbs to the top rope and hits the Diving Head Butt onto Kane
> Benoit pulls Jercho up and helps him to his feet then Benoit gets
> Kane up throws him to Jericho and Jericho spine busters him then
> gets the walls of Jericho and Benoit locks in the Crippler Crossface
> they keep it there for a while then Kane say’s “it burns it Burns”
> and taps out Jericho and Benoit keep it locked in until the bell
> sounds and security guards come down and break it up Jericho and
> Benoit celebrate and they walk out the ring and up the ramp the
> crowd now is just going wild there loving it loving it loving it
> there loving like this this is the best PPV any one has anyone seen
> ever
i dont know if many of you know (you probably do your quite smart) but on that little demo disc that came tuked away with your ps2 in the box aswel as games and videos there is also a little something called YABASIC (yet another basic.)
this alows you to create your very own games which can be very difficult if you know hardly anything about codeing games.well im not very good at cding so i loaded on some demo games already built into the program and i was very happy to find snake.well on thisits called worm but none the less its snake with a bit of a twist and paint brush style graphics.but its not the graphics that matter.
any way after a while of playing worm i wanted to make my own game but i thought i would start small and i just tweaked the settings on the game but soon this caused the game to not run and i didnt know how to sort out the problem.
so i turned to the internet for guidence.
i found a couple of sites on YABASIC and they had coding for some rather good games one of which you may of heared of:
who wants to be a millionaire.
but they also had the all time classic game, the game that started the games industry pong.
incase you want a go at coding pong into your PS2 hear is the code:
PADS = 2
BAT_HEIGHT = 80
BAT_WIDTH = 8
BAT_SPEED = 10
BAT_OFFSET = 20
BALL_RADIUS = 6
BALL_SPEED = 11
XSIZE = 640
YSIZE = 512
main()
sub main()
init()
cont = 1
wait_controller("Press any button to start.")
while(cont = 1)
draw_new_field()
update_bat(left_bat(), "PORT1", 16, 64)
if (PADS = 2) then
update_bat(right_bat(), "PORT2", 16, 64)
else
update_bat(right_bat(), "PORT1", 4096, 16384)
endif
update_ball()
pause 0.05
wend
end sub
sub update_bat(bat(), addr$, up, down)
local maxstep
if (and(peek(addr$), down) > 0) then
maxstep = YSIZE - (bat(2) + (bat(4) / 2))
bat(2) = bat(2) + min(maxstep, BAT_SPEED)
elsif (and(peek(addr$), up) > 0) then
maxstep = bat(2) - (bat(4) / 2)
bat(2) = bat(2) - min(maxstep, BAT_SPEED)
endif
end sub
sub update_ball()
b_newx = ball(1) + ball(5) * cos(ball(4))
b_newy = ball(2) + ball(5) * sin(ball(4))
b_newr = ball(3)
b_newa = ball(4)
b_news = ball(5)
check_topbot_collission()
check_bat_collission(left_bat())
check_bat_collission(right_bat())
check_leftright_collission()
ball(1) = b_newx
ball(2) = b_newy
ball(3) = b_newr
ball(4) = b_newa
ball(5) = b_news
end sub
sub check_topbot_collission()
local r, y_toomuch
r = ball(3)
if (b_newy < r) then
b_newy = r + (r - b_newy)
b_newa = (2 * pi) - b_newa
beep
endif
if (b_newy > (YSIZE - r)) then
y_toomuch = r + (b_newy - YSIZE)
b_newy = YSIZE - (y_toomuch + r)
b_newa = (2 * pi) - b_newa
beep
endif
end sub
sub check_leftright_collission()
local r, reinit
r = b_newr
reinit = 0
if (b_newx < r) then
score(2) = score(2) + 2
reinit = 1
beep
elsif (b_newx > (XSIZE - r)) then
score(1) = score(1) + 1
reinit = 1
beep
endif
if (reinit = 1) then
b_newx = XSIZE / 2
b_newy = YSIZE / 2
b_newa = random_angle()
wait_controller("Press any button to start.")
endif
end sub
sub check_bat_collission(bat())
local a, b, x, y, rev, bx_n, bx_o
local ignore, y_top, y_bot, too_much
if (bat(1) > (XSIZE / 2)) then
x = bat(1) - (bat(3) / 2)
rev = -1
bx_o = ball(1) + ball(3)
bx_n = b_newx + b_newr
if (bx_o >= bx_n) then
ignore = 1
elsif ((bx_o > x) or (bx_n < x)) then
ignore = 1
endif
else
x = bat(1) + (bat(3) / 2)
rev = 1
bx_o = ball(1) - ball(3)
bx_n = b_newx - b_newr
if (bx_o <= bx_n) then
ignore = 1
elsif ((bx_o < x) or (bx_n > x)) then
ignore = 1
endif
endif
if (ignore = 0) then
rem Let's give the players a bit of slack (b_newr / 2)
y_top = bat(2) - (bat(4) / 2) - (b_newr / 2)
y_bot = bat(2) + (bat(4) / 2) + (b_newr / 2)
a = (ball(2) - b_newy) / (ball(1) - b_newx)
b = b_newy - (a * b_newx)
y = a * x + b
if (y >= y_top and y <= y_bot) then
if (b_news > 2 * b_newr) then
draw_the_ball(x + (rev * b_newr), y, b_newr)
endif
too_much = b_newx - (x + (rev * b_newr))
b_newx = (x + (rev * b_newr)) - too_much
b_newa = pi - b_newa
endif
endif
end sub
sub draw_new_field()
buffer = 1 - buffer
setdrawbuf buffer
setrgb 0, 64, 127, 64
clear window
draw_bat(left_bat())
draw_bat(right_bat())
draw_ball()
draw_score()
setdispbuf buffer
end sub
sub draw_ball()
draw_the_ball(ball(1), ball(2), ball(3))
end sub
sub draw_the_ball(x, y, r)
setrgb 1, 127, 127, 127
fill circle x, y, r
end sub
sub draw_bat(bat())
local ltx, lty, rbx, rby
ltx = bat(1) - (bat(3) / 2)
lty = bat(2) - (bat(4) / 2)
rbx = bat(1) + (bat(3) / 2)
rby = bat(2) + (bat(4) / 2)
setrgb 1, 127, 127, 127
fill rectangle ltx, lty, rbx, rby
end sub
sub draw_score()
setrgb 1, 0, 0, 0
text 50, 20, str$(score(1)), "cc"
text XSIZE - 50, 20, str$(score(2)), "cc"
end sub
sub init()
init_structures()
init_screen()
end sub
sub init_structures()
rem ball: x, y, radius, angle, speed
dim ball(5)
init_ball()
rem left_bat: x, y (center), width, height
dim left_bat(4)
left_bat(1) = BAT_OFFSET
left_bat(2) = YSIZE / 2
left_bat(3) = BAT_WIDTH
left_bat(4) = BAT_HEIGHT
rem right_bat: x, y (center), width, height
dim right_bat(4)
right_bat(1) = XSIZE - BAT_OFFSET
right_bat(2) = YSIZE / 2
right_bat(3) = BAT_WIDTH
right_bat(4) = BAT_HEIGHT
rem score: left, right
dim score(2)
score(1) = 0
score(2) = 0
end sub
sub init_ball()
ball(1) = XSIZE / 2
ball(2) = YSIZE / 2
ball(3) = BALL_RADIUS
ball(4) = random_angle()
ball(5) = BALL_SPEED
end sub
sub random_angle()
local r
r = ran() * 2 * pi
rem These angles keep the game interesting
while (((r > 0.4 * pi) and (r < 0.6 * pi)) or ((r > 1.4 * pi) and (r < 1.6 * pi)))
r = ran() * 2 * pi
wend
return r
end sub
sub init_screen(text$)
open window XSIZE, YSIZE
buffer = 0
setdrawbuf buffer
setrgb 0, 64, 127, 64
clear window
end sub
sub wait_controller(text$)
setrgb 1, 0, 0, 0
text XSIZE / 2, YSIZE / 2, text$, "cc"
while (or(peek("PORT1"), peek("PORT2")) = 0)
pause 0.02
wend
end sub
It needs to be set out as you see it in front of you.
but let me warn you first before you run of to your PS2 if you dont have a memory card i advise you not to try coding.
WHY?
well i was putting in this code which believe me is very boring to do, i had done about a quatre of it and i had just had enough i couldnt keep going it was soooooooooo boring.if i had a memory card i could of saved the bit i had done and continued another day and another reasen is if you do manage to finish the code and get it working sucsefully you wont be able to save and every time you want to play it again you have to code it again.
so if you really want to get your code on but have no PS2 memory card i would buy one from ukgames.com i know memory cards are a lot but ukgames (special reserve) have one of the best prices.
Or if you cant be bothered to copy a code on to your PS2 and have or havent got a memory card you can download a PS2 YABASIC emulator onto your PC and just copy/paste the code into that - its a lot easy.
now you know how to make pong on your PS2
> back by populer demand here are some more
> lyrics
Truffles
You, you
> think yer such a bad ass; You think
> yer such a rough neck; Well I
> saw you outside eating truffles
> with yer mom on the patio; I think
> it's really sad though; and
> tell yer girl ta quit buggin' me; 'Cause
> I saw her outside
> suckin' **** in the bathroom of the bus of the
> Iron Maiden
> cover band;
Chorus
When your pencil neck breaks,
> when
> your bird chest caves in . . .
I'm gonna win
When your
> pencil
> neck breaks, when your bird chest caves in . . .
I'm
> gonna win
>
Me, I'm just another gringo, a bitter jalepeno;
> But I gets more
> montequilla in a week than your b*itch @ss
> gets in a lifetime;
> You're steppin' on a land mine; Your gonna
> shoot yer eye out; I'm
> thinkin' what in the Sam Ham Hill is
> goin' on wit yer moms in the
> clogs and the skirt, Wouldn't
> f***'er for my country with a flag on
> her face and a stolen
> dick.
Chorus
You, you think yer still a
> bad ass, You
> think your still a rough neck; Well let's take this
>
> outside
SUNSHINE
When I look at your face I see dirt; All
> the
> sunshine you blow up my ass starts to hurt; And I don't
> really mind
> if I'm nothin' in your eyes; It's no surprise to
> me; There's a
> rocket I built; It's under my kilt; It's coming
> to blow you away.
>
Chorus
I was a jerk; I did the work
> for somebody else's dream;
> I took the chance; I lost my pants;
> in somebody else's dream
> tonight.
Now you're calling me up
> to get paid; And if you don't
> get paid then you'll never get
> laid; But I really don't have any
> money; I say goodbye; And
> you'll have to depend on your size;
> There's a rocket I built;
> It's under my kilt; It's coming to blow
> you away.
Chorus
>
Now I think that I'm going to bed, as the
> image of you and
> yer crap leaves my head; Cause it's t-minus 20
> tomorrow,
> rocket flies; And it doesn't depend on the size; There's a
>
> rocket I built; It's under my kilt; It's coming to blow you
>
> away
HUMPEM' N' DUMPEM'
Cough up the rent Mr. Kent; And
> don't
> try to blame it on the government; Your wife is a clown
> she's in
> town, she gets with some other guy; Are you gonna
> finish your fat?
> Cause I'd like to give it to my kitty cat;
> The big fat look is
> coming back. You skinny people are
> screwed. And I know you're right;
> Yeah I know it's time.
>
Chorus
Here we go again another humpem
> dumpem situation;
> Here we go again another humpem dumpem situation;
> Here we go
> again, here we go again, Now I know what you're like and
> I
> don't think I like it.
The newspaper says to get bent; Man
> I'd
> like to say that to the President; He got the L. in the
> House, I
> guess he already did; She looks like she finished
> here fat; she then
> turned around and ate my kitty cat; she
> coughed up a hair ball or
> two and laughed her way to the bank;
> And I know it's right; Yeah, I
> know it's time.
Chorus
>
Here we go again.
LEROY
He's got
> the dirtiest shoes
> that I ever seen; Chew on a blunt wipe his butt
> with a
> magazine; Smokin' his crack wash it down with gasoline; Still
>
> he push the button, E.F. Hutton when he speaks to me; Oh you know
> he
> told me "Shake it, don't break it; It took too damn
> long to
> make it"
Chorus
Leroy is my mojo man; Leroy
> is my mojo
> man, He come he take me by the hand; Cause Leroy is
> my mojo man
> tonight . . . alright!
He's just a pimp with a
> limp and some
> vaseline; He told me to "Look, over
> there!" and stole my
> nectarine; Said, "Don't turn
> your back on me black, I'm a sex
> machine" Still he push
> the button E.F. Hutton when he speaks to
> me; Oh you know he
> told me, "Shake it, don't break it; It took
> too damn long
> to make"
Chorus
Oh you know he told me,
>
> "Shake it, don't break it, it took too damn long to make
>
> it"
HEY MR. BROWN
Man I think it's just a little
> sleazy;
> You said you was like butter but you're cheesy; To
> treat me like I'm
> spinner bait you can't wait; go fish off
> some other dock.
>
Chorus
Hey, Mr. Brown, don't have a
> cow.
Just compensate
> me!
Hey, Mr. Brown, don't have a
> cow.
Just compensate me!
Hey,
> Mr. Brown, don't have a
> cow.
Just compensate me! You're gonna have
> to prove it to
> me.
If I don't call you back your head spins; If
> I told
> you what I think you'd s**t your linens; "It's just
>
> another interview, nothing new" But they don't even know
> my
> name.
Chorus
LOVE IS A MUTT FROM HELL
This is a
> story about
> a friend of mine; He is abnormally intelligent; He
> could bust a
> phatty rhyme, even when he got up in the blunt;
> But that all changed
> when the girl who he lives with came to
> town, He let here take him
> away from me so I had to ask him
> how; That's when he said, "She
> takes advantage of me! She
> takes advantage of me! "She takes
> advantage of me! She
> takes advantage of me! She even knows when I
> pee! I think
> eventually she'll make a meal out of me."
>
>
Chorus
Because her love is a mutt from hell that I can't
> live
> without; "Your love is a mutt from hell that I can't
> live
> without; One of these days I swear I'm gonna get out;
> 'Til then your
> love is a mutt from hell that I can't live
> without.
That's why
> I'm talking to you now.
Sarah
> lives with Bradley now, I guess
> that is how she wants her
> s**t; He needed a place to stay, so it's
> of mutual benefit; I
> stopped by on my way to Pomona yesterday; She
> sat down and
> spilled her guts to me; That's when I thought she would
> tell
> me she's gay; Instead she said, "He takes advantage of
> me!
> He takes advantage of me! He takes advantage of me! He
> takes
> advantage of me! He even knows when I pee! I think
> eventually he'll
> make a meal out of me."
Chorus
>
That's why I'm talking
> to you now;
Talking to; That's why
> I'm talking to, That's why I'm
> talking to.
Talking to; That's
> why I'm talking to, That's why I'm
> talking, talking, talking
> to you NOW!
Because, your love is a
> mutt from hell that I
> can't live without.
PUNK ASS B***H
She
> wriggles and she
> wraggles, she jiggles and she jaggles, you stand
> and watch her
> pass by, your line of vision ass-eye, you think that
> cause she
> smiles, that you turn all her dials, but you don't see
> them
> later, while in the elevator, you nag her and you swagger, you
>
> think you're gonna shag her, a man about the town-a, get
> funky,
> let's get down-a, machismo and machasma, it turns into
> miamsa, but
> you have got no class, no style, no social skills,
> no
> comprehension
Chorus
I can't deal with this idiot,
> yeah I must
> admit that he's a punk @ss b*tch
You open up
> your mouth-a,
> amazed at what comes out-a Its just a testimony,
> that you're full of
> bologna, that you're a stupid sh*t-Ass, a
> meathead, guido, pass-gas,
> that you have got no class, no
> style, no social skills, no
> comprehension
Repeat Chorus
> 2X
You know you want to spangle,
> but you can't seem to
> angle, one gives you attitude-a, your reason
> to be rude-a, you
> think that cause she smiles, that you turn all her
> dials, but
> you don't see them later, while in the elevator, you nag
> her
> and you swagger, you think you're gonna shag her, a man about
>
> the town-a, get funky, let's get down-a, machismo and machasma,
> it
> turns into miamsa, you have got no class, no style, no
> social
> skills, no comprehension You open up your mouth-a,
> amazed at what
> comes out-a It's just a testimony, that you're
> full of bologna, that
> you're a stupid s**t-ass, a meathead,
> guido, pass gas, but you have
> got no class, no style, no
> social skills, no comprehension
>
Repeat Chorus 2x
>
WANNABE GANGSTAR
I am a wannabe; You better
> be careful
> around me; I come from far away, where mustang dreams are
>
> made; and we are fashioned in the image of the Don's who have
> come
> before us; we all kiss the rings of sand like our fathers
> told us.
>
Chorus
'Cause I'm a wannabe gangstar, better go
> back to Commack;
> I'm a wannabe gangstar, better go back to
> Commack; I'm a wannabe
> gangstar, better go back to Commack,
> better go back to far away.
>
Like a lemon pie a la mode, my
> nine is easy to load; all hail
> Jericho; Turnpike Teck, that's
> where I go to learn the things about
> the universe I'll need so
> I can build a stamped, 'cause I'm all up
> in your face again,
> I'm all up in your face.
Chorus
A
> wannabe gangstar, a
> victim of the chromosome prankster, I thanks ya,
> I sits back
> in my chair to contemplate my hair; OOH DAMN, I reak of
>
> cologne, but yo I'm lookin' snappy, I'm nappy, I'm crappy, got
> jimmy
> hats from pappy, so now I'm trigger happy, Girl did he
> just rhyme
> 'crappy' with 'happy'? Yeah, so you girlies wanna
> get wit this nit
> wit, got Cheese Whiz or not? Then I'm a hafta
> blow up ya mail box
> BIATCH! Or toilet paper ya front yard,
> show the cops my Suburbs
> Card, they gotta let me go cause they
> know that I'm hard, it's the
> deal it's for real, ya betta
> listen to what I'm tellin' ya . . .
> 'Cause I'm a wannabe
> gangstar.
Chorus
Cool oh and here's a WWf event we
> made:
Longy’s and Kid Rock’s PPV: Wipeout
1st Match: Hardcore
> Tag team tornando match: Chris Jericho & Chris Benoit Vs Kane
> & Undertaker
the count down starts 7, 6, 5 the whole of the
> arena goes wild no one is sitting down. 4, 3, 2, 1 the whole arena
> is in darkness every things silent then BOOM!! A big explosion and
> Jericho and Benoit are there walking down the ramp the crowd is
> going crazy they go into the ring both of the wrestlers are on a
> turn buckle looking out into the crowd. Then everything goes silent
> Jericho’s music cuts out then KEEP ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN!!! Then The
> Undertaker and his brother Kane are on the ramp walking down The
> Undertaker with one arm raised. Jericho and Benoit jump out the ring
> and go running towards The Undertaker and Kane they start hitting
> them the match is on Undertaker and Kane battle back with some hits
> to the head Undertaker and Kane bring Jericho and Benoit to the
> ring. The bell sounds for the start of the match undertaker throws
> Jericho into the ropes Undertaker bends down for the back drop
> Jericho kicks undertaker in the face undertaker is hit back Jericho
> goes into the ropes undertaker is still dazed and Jericho flies
> threw the air for a clothes line undertaker is hit onto the floor.
> Kane brings Benoit into the ring then Benoit starts hitting Kane and
> throws him into the rope then as Kane comes back Benoit hits him
> with a stinging chop to the chest sending Kane crashing to the
> floor. Benoit lifts kane up and power slams him into the floor
> making sure he wont get up Benoit now climbs out of the ring lifts
> up the appren and gets out some weapons he picks up a trash can and
> throws it into the ring and then he gets a steel chair and slides it
> to Jericho who picks it up as undertaker is just getting up Jericho
> smacks the steel chair round his head knocking him down to the floor
> which he came from. Then Benoit gets out a table out and pushed it
> in to the ring he gets a baseball bat out for him self then he get’
> s into the ring only to be met by Kane’s boot to the face it knocks
> him don to the ground Kane is kicking him in then he sets up the
> table. Undertaker climbs to his feet and Kane boots Jericho in the
> face onto the chair that Jericho had in his hand. Kane signals for
> the chokeslam and he grabs Benoit and chokeslams him to the out
> side of the ring. Undertaker then signals for the last ride and Kane
> pulls the table close to the Undertaker so he can last ride him
> through the table but Benoit has climbed to his feet pulls Kane out
> the ring and grabs his base ball bat and gives taker a low blow just
> after he had lifted Jericho up for the last ride but after the low
> blow Jericho reverses it in to a hurricanrana through the table. The
> crowd are going wild with excitement. Benoit then climbs out the
> ring and then grabs for something under the ring he brings out a two
> by four wrapped in barbed wire. Then he points to the two by four
> wrapped in barbed wire and then points to Kane and the crowd gets
> even wilder. Jericho climbs out the ring and finds something else he
> grabs a 25 foot ladder and also points to Kane. With the Undertaker
> lying motionless in the ring Kane when he gets up will be fighting a
> two on one match. Benoit gets out another table and puts it in the
> ring. Jericho gets Kane and smacks him round the head with the two
> by four wrapped in barbed wire cutting him open. Kane is thrown into
> the ring by Jericho Benoit is setting up the table and then setting
> the ladder up right next to it. Jericho stands Kane up and brings
> him to the ladder he pulls him up the ladder Jericho on one side
> Kane on the other Jericho’s back is to the Table they get up to the
> top Jericho is setting Kane up for the back drop onto the table
> over 25 foot below the crowd is going insane below. Jericho try’s
> for the first time to back drop kane of the ladder but kane wont
> budge Jericho hits Kane and try’s again but he wont budge then kane
> fights back with some punches to the head kane puts his hand up in
> the air and signals for the choke slam now the crowd are of the
> seats wanting to get in closer kane gets Jericho by the throat
> climbs to the top of the ladder Jericho is one step below that.
> Undertaker is up now and battling Benoit out side the ring unaware
> what’s happening in the ring. Kane’s puts Jericho’s hand over his
> shoulder and lifts him high in the air then jumps off the ladder and
> slams Jericho into straight into the table it breaks instantly and
> he smashes through the ring as well and Jericho’s head nearly got
> hit off Kane is lying on the ground he felt the move as well but not
> as much as Jericho. Benoit and Undertaker are still beating each
> over up Benoit snap suplex’s Undertaker Benoit goes round the over
> side of the ring and gets a steel chair from underneath undertaker
> gets table out from under the ring and sets it up Benoit runs back
> round he goes to hit taker with the chair but taker slams it into
> his face with a big boot he lifts Benoit up and signals for the last
> ride then he last rides Benoit through the table undertaker is tired
> out he puts his hands and on his knees and then the crowd goes wild
> taker thinks its strange hes only putting his hands on his knees
> then DDP comes from the crowd turns taker round and then hits the
> Diamond Cutter on to a chair DDP starts celebrating then Sara comes
> down the ramp with a Steel chair comes face to with DDP raises the
> steel chair but in stead of hitting DDP she swings down and hits
> Undertaker her husband Sara say’s she loves DDP and they kiss then
> walk of together mean while Benoit is getting up he goes in to the
> ring climbs to the top rope and hits the Diving Head Butt onto Kane
> Benoit pulls Jercho up and helps him to his feet then Benoit gets
> Kane up throws him to Jericho and Jericho spine busters him then
> gets the walls of Jericho and Benoit locks in the Crippler Crossface
> they keep it there for a while then Kane say’s “it burns it Burns”
> and taps out Jericho and Benoit keep it locked in until the bell
> sounds and security guards come down and break it up Jericho and
> Benoit celebrate and they walk out the ring and up the ramp the
> crowd now is just going wild there loving it loving it loving it
> there loving like this this is the best PPV any one has anyone seen
> ever
i dont know if many of you know (you probably do your quite smart) but on that little demo disc that came tuked away with your ps2 in the box aswel as games and videos there is also a little something called YABASIC (yet another basic.)
this alows you to create your very own games which can be very difficult if you know hardly anything about codeing games.well im not very good at cding so i loaded on some demo games already built into the program and i was very happy to find snake.well on thisits called worm but none the less its snake with a bit of a twist and paint brush style graphics.but its not the graphics that matter.
any way after a while of playing worm i wanted to make my own game but i thought i would start small and i just tweaked the settings on the game but soon this caused the game to not run and i didnt know how to sort out the problem.
so i turned to the internet for guidence.
i found a couple of sites on YABASIC and they had coding for some rather good games one of which you may of heared of:
who wants to be a millionaire.
but they also had the all time classic game, the game that started the games industry pong.
incase you want a go at coding pong into your PS2 hear is the code:
PADS = 2
BAT_HEIGHT = 80
BAT_WIDTH = 8
BAT_SPEED = 10
BAT_OFFSET = 20
BALL_RADIUS = 6
BALL_SPEED = 11
XSIZE = 640
YSIZE = 512
main()
sub main()
init()
cont = 1
wait_controller("Press any button to start.")
while(cont = 1)
draw_new_field()
update_bat(left_bat(), "PORT1", 16, 64)
if (PADS = 2) then
update_bat(right_bat(), "PORT2", 16, 64)
else
update_bat(right_bat(), "PORT1", 4096, 16384)
endif
update_ball()
pause 0.05
wend
end sub
sub update_bat(bat(), addr$, up, down)
local maxstep
if (and(peek(addr$), down) > 0) then
maxstep = YSIZE - (bat(2) + (bat(4) / 2))
bat(2) = bat(2) + min(maxstep, BAT_SPEED)
elsif (and(peek(addr$), up) > 0) then
maxstep = bat(2) - (bat(4) / 2)
bat(2) = bat(2) - min(maxstep, BAT_SPEED)
endif
end sub
sub update_ball()
b_newx = ball(1) + ball(5) * cos(ball(4))
b_newy = ball(2) + ball(5) * sin(ball(4))
b_newr = ball(3)
b_newa = ball(4)
b_news = ball(5)
check_topbot_collission()
check_bat_collission(left_bat())
check_bat_collission(right_bat())
check_leftright_collission()
ball(1) = b_newx
ball(2) = b_newy
ball(3) = b_newr
ball(4) = b_newa
ball(5) = b_news
end sub
sub check_topbot_collission()
local r, y_toomuch
r = ball(3)
if (b_newy < r) then
b_newy = r + (r - b_newy)
b_newa = (2 * pi) - b_newa
beep
endif
if (b_newy > (YSIZE - r)) then
y_toomuch = r + (b_newy - YSIZE)
b_newy = YSIZE - (y_toomuch + r)
b_newa = (2 * pi) - b_newa
beep
endif
end sub
sub check_leftright_collission()
local r, reinit
r = b_newr
reinit = 0
if (b_newx < r) then
score(2) = score(2) + 2
reinit = 1
beep
elsif (b_newx > (XSIZE - r)) then
score(1) = score(1) + 1
reinit = 1
beep
endif
if (reinit = 1) then
b_newx = XSIZE / 2
b_newy = YSIZE / 2
b_newa = random_angle()
wait_controller("Press any button to start.")
endif
end sub
sub check_bat_collission(bat())
local a, b, x, y, rev, bx_n, bx_o
local ignore, y_top, y_bot, too_much
if (bat(1) > (XSIZE / 2)) then
x = bat(1) - (bat(3) / 2)
rev = -1
bx_o = ball(1) + ball(3)
bx_n = b_newx + b_newr
if (bx_o >= bx_n) then
ignore = 1
elsif ((bx_o > x) or (bx_n < x)) then
ignore = 1
endif
else
x = bat(1) + (bat(3) / 2)
rev = 1
bx_o = ball(1) - ball(3)
bx_n = b_newx - b_newr
if (bx_o <= bx_n) then
ignore = 1
elsif ((bx_o < x) or (bx_n > x)) then
ignore = 1
endif
endif
if (ignore = 0) then
rem Let's give the players a bit of slack (b_newr / 2)
y_top = bat(2) - (bat(4) / 2) - (b_newr / 2)
y_bot = bat(2) + (bat(4) / 2) + (b_newr / 2)
a = (ball(2) - b_newy) / (ball(1) - b_newx)
b = b_newy - (a * b_newx)
y = a * x + b
if (y >= y_top and y <= y_bot) then
if (b_news > 2 * b_newr) then
draw_the_ball(x + (rev * b_newr), y, b_newr)
endif
too_much = b_newx - (x + (rev * b_newr))
b_newx = (x + (rev * b_newr)) - too_much
b_newa = pi - b_newa
endif
endif
end sub
sub draw_new_field()
buffer = 1 - buffer
setdrawbuf buffer
setrgb 0, 64, 127, 64
clear window
draw_bat(left_bat())
draw_bat(right_bat())
draw_ball()
draw_score()
setdispbuf buffer
end sub
sub draw_ball()
draw_the_ball(ball(1), ball(2), ball(3))
end sub
sub draw_the_ball(x, y, r)
setrgb 1, 127, 127, 127
fill circle x, y, r
end sub
sub draw_bat(bat())
local ltx, lty, rbx, rby
ltx = bat(1) - (bat(3) / 2)
lty = bat(2) - (bat(4) / 2)
rbx = bat(1) + (bat(3) / 2)
rby = bat(2) + (bat(4) / 2)
setrgb 1, 127, 127, 127
fill rectangle ltx, lty, rbx, rby
end sub
sub draw_score()
setrgb 1, 0, 0, 0
text 50, 20, str$(score(1)), "cc"
text XSIZE - 50, 20, str$(score(2)), "cc"
end sub
sub init()
init_structures()
init_screen()
end sub
sub init_structures()
rem ball: x, y, radius, angle, speed
dim ball(5)
init_ball()
rem left_bat: x, y (center), width, height
dim left_bat(4)
left_bat(1) = BAT_OFFSET
left_bat(2) = YSIZE / 2
left_bat(3) = BAT_WIDTH
left_bat(4) = BAT_HEIGHT
rem right_bat: x, y (center), width, height
dim right_bat(4)
right_bat(1) = XSIZE - BAT_OFFSET
right_bat(2) = YSIZE / 2
right_bat(3) = BAT_WIDTH
right_bat(4) = BAT_HEIGHT
rem score: left, right
dim score(2)
score(1) = 0
score(2) = 0
end sub
sub init_ball()
ball(1) = XSIZE / 2
ball(2) = YSIZE / 2
ball(3) = BALL_RADIUS
ball(4) = random_angle()
ball(5) = BALL_SPEED
end sub
sub random_angle()
local r
r = ran() * 2 * pi
rem These angles keep the game interesting
while (((r > 0.4 * pi) and (r < 0.6 * pi)) or ((r > 1.4 * pi) and (r < 1.6 * pi)))
r = ran() * 2 * pi
wend
return r
end sub
sub init_screen(text$)
open window XSIZE, YSIZE
buffer = 0
setdrawbuf buffer
setrgb 0, 64, 127, 64
clear window
end sub
sub wait_controller(text$)
setrgb 1, 0, 0, 0
text XSIZE / 2, YSIZE / 2, text$, "cc"
while (or(peek("PORT1"), peek("PORT2")) = 0)
pause 0.02
wend
end sub
It needs to be set out as you see it in front of you.
but let me warn you first before you run of to your PS2 if you dont have a memory card i advise you not to try coding.
WHY?
well i was putting in this code which believe me is very boring to do, i had done about a quatre of it and i had just had enough i couldnt keep going it was soooooooooo boring.if i had a memory card i could of saved the bit i had done and continued another day and another reasen is if you do manage to finish the code and get it working sucsefully you wont be able to save and every time you want to play it again you have to code it again.
so if you really want to get your code on but have no PS2 memory card i would buy one from ukgames.com i know memory cards are a lot but ukgames (special reserve) have one of the best prices.
Or if you cant be bothered to copy a code on to your PS2 and have or havent got a memory card you can download a PS2 YABASIC emulator onto your PC and just copy/paste the code into that - its a lot easy.
now you know how to make pong on your PS2
Mewtwo wrote:
> I don't
that is because you are gay
Wheatus rock alwell
> I don't
that is because you are gay
Wheatus rock alwell
Mewtwo wrote:
> I don't
WHAT? Feeder rock how can u say that? they cool
> I don't
WHAT? Feeder rock how can u say that? they cool
Yeh buck rogers was the best Feeder song i thought seven days in the sun was good aswell ive got there album its cool that u went to my forum ive seen your stats on the top posters your right @ the top thats cool how do u do it how old are u what kind of things do u like?
I LOVED Buck Rogers but 7 Days in the Suns rubbish!
I think that Feeder are the best band ever there wicked especially Grant hes cool
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