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Now for something completely different…
Imagine if all your favourite video-game characters were real. What would they be like? Would they really spend all their days saving the world? Let’s find out as we visit the REAL world…
Everyone’s favourite hedgehog, Sonic, is the current Olympic 100m and 200m champion, and the only person or thing to have run the 100m in under 5 seconds. He fought against prejudices and discrimination for being a blue hedgehog, and made it to the top of his sport. He also has a multi-million pound sponsorship deal with Nike.
Rayman used to be in a freak show (he was called the Amazing Limbless Wonder) but now is a world famous contortionist. Diddy Kong is also in the entertainment business. He has his own TV show and he is well known as the monkey who wears a cap, juggles and dances to jungle music.
Spyro the Dragon was captured by the US Government and they are currently doing tests on him as he is the only proper, fire-breathing dragon in the world. Crash Bandicoot however still roams wild as the only talking bandicoot in the world.
Mario is a lowly pizza-maker, because the army quickly thwarted Bowser’s attempts to take over the world. You might think he would be a plumber, but he was just rubbish at it.
Solid Snake was killed in action a few years back – surprisingly, he couldn’t single-handedly destroy a nuclear-equipped walking battle tank. Lara Croft, however, is stuck in an office job, because she has been unable to get funding to fulfil her passion for exploring and raiding tombs. She did have a small part in ‘The Mummy Returns’ though.
Finally, Kirby is secretly plotting to take over the world, whilst disguised as a cloud. Keep watching the skies…
Imagine if all your favourite video-game characters were real. What would they be like? Would they really spend all their days saving the world? Let’s find out as we visit the REAL world…
Everyone’s favourite hedgehog, Sonic, is the current Olympic 100m and 200m champion, and the only person or thing to have run the 100m in under 5 seconds. He fought against prejudices and discrimination for being a blue hedgehog, and made it to the top of his sport. He also has a multi-million pound sponsorship deal with Nike.
Rayman used to be in a freak show (he was called the Amazing Limbless Wonder) but now is a world famous contortionist. Diddy Kong is also in the entertainment business. He has his own TV show and he is well known as the monkey who wears a cap, juggles and dances to jungle music.
Spyro the Dragon was captured by the US Government and they are currently doing tests on him as he is the only proper, fire-breathing dragon in the world. Crash Bandicoot however still roams wild as the only talking bandicoot in the world.
Mario is a lowly pizza-maker, because the army quickly thwarted Bowser’s attempts to take over the world. You might think he would be a plumber, but he was just rubbish at it.
Solid Snake was killed in action a few years back – surprisingly, he couldn’t single-handedly destroy a nuclear-equipped walking battle tank. Lara Croft, however, is stuck in an office job, because she has been unable to get funding to fulfil her passion for exploring and raiding tombs. She did have a small part in ‘The Mummy Returns’ though.
Finally, Kirby is secretly plotting to take over the world, whilst disguised as a cloud. Keep watching the skies…
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see ya tomorrow. Bill Gates is a right dish. eh lads?
Shocktrooper wrote:
> love life? What love life? Oh, the one with the hag, err, i mean
> Rebecca fray? I'd rather date my cat. (I didn't say that,
> hehe).
Who the hell is miss lewinski?!?! Ahh, I get it...Seifer,
> you're a dirty man/woman.
I'm off now see ya tommorow! Shocky loves Bill Gates
> love life? What love life? Oh, the one with the hag, err, i mean
> Rebecca fray? I'd rather date my cat. (I didn't say that,
> hehe).
Who the hell is miss lewinski?!?! Ahh, I get it...Seifer,
> you're a dirty man/woman.
I'm off now see ya tommorow! Shocky loves Bill Gates
love life? What love life? Oh, the one with the hag, err, i mean Rebecca fray? I'd rather date my cat. (I didn't say that, hehe).
Who the hell is miss lewinski?!?! Ahh, I get it...Seifer, you're a dirty man/woman.
Who the hell is miss lewinski?!?! Ahh, I get it...Seifer, you're a dirty man/woman.
Nothing. I'll let you get on with your life.
You're the only one who can be bothered to play em!
You know why? Because you have a sad life!
You know why? Because you have a sad life!
What? The pile of sh*te you call the FF series.
Only someone like you could play them!
Only someone like you could play them!
Shocktrooper wrote:
> Seifer, i can put money on that i'm a lot more respected than
> you!
You're a pathetic poster who never posts anythin'
> interesting1 You haven't even tried ONCE to win GAD!
You haven't
> tried to post a new, interesting, long, well written piece of work
> yet! Jeesh.
Have you done a review yet? How suprising,
> NO!
D*****S! Respected? Pah! Dispised you mean!
Not yet! I have something which I am currently working on about a certain series of games which you are cr@p at!
> Seifer, i can put money on that i'm a lot more respected than
> you!
You're a pathetic poster who never posts anythin'
> interesting1 You haven't even tried ONCE to win GAD!
You haven't
> tried to post a new, interesting, long, well written piece of work
> yet! Jeesh.
Have you done a review yet? How suprising,
> NO!
D*****S! Respected? Pah! Dispised you mean!
Not yet! I have something which I am currently working on about a certain series of games which you are cr@p at!
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