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The Future of FOG!!!
Prologue:
The date is 2020 and FOG chat is a rough place, with spammers round every corner and prodders down every street. FOG is for the hardest of people.
After Tony’s retirement, Grix Thraves has taken over the empire of SR, the biggest company in the world closely followed by the Hi-Tec sports company.
With Microsoft going bankrupt in 2010 Grix doesn’t want his company going down the same way.
So he calls his most respected bunch of Regulars and Notables. He gets all of his loyal servants to send emails to them, and they meet up on MSN messenger… Another Microsoft product vastly falling, so a great place for secret chats.
Spider IX, Horsy, Er-Yes, RastaTommySkank and Coolio SANTos
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As they walk in RTS looses his temper,
“Why the hell does he want us hear?!?!” he says
Grix replies in a deep voice, a light shines in the sky with no body, just a voice!
“RTS you know better not to question your leader like that!”
RTS lets out a shocked
“Sorry master didn’t know you were here”!
Grix carries on…
“Many of your are wondering why you are here, well there’s a simple answer for this. You are my team. I need someone to put FOG back to normal, so there’s no Prodders, Spammers or Hackers!”
The team let out a sigh, and all say,
“Here we go again!!” under there breath.
Grix continues,
“You are my team of PUFF’s!!!”
“WHAT!!!” Everyone shouts
“We are not puffs!” says CS.
Everyone agrees.
“Yeah. We are all 100% straight men” Adds Spider IX.
Grix explains,
“I said you are my team of PUFF’s, not Puff’s. PUFF’s stands for…
Protection
Unit
of
the
Future
FOG”
“OHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhh”
The whole team says.
“We understand”
“Good!” Says Grix “Now get out there and kick FOG back into shape!”
“Yes Sir” Says the team!
As they walk there way out of MSN they catch the next web train down the cables to FOG!
As they walk in the rough city of FOG they all sign in. Deciding what to do, Horsy comes up with an idea…
“I know, lets split up into two teams, one team can go to FOG prime and the other to chat.”
“Er-Yes!!!!” says er-yes!
“Great idea!” they all shout.
Spider IX, Horsy, Er-Yes all go together, and CS and RTS go as a two. The team of three go to the Chat, roughest place, as there are more problem areas there, and the others go to prime.
Spider says “My team will be called PUFF’s 1 and the others will be called PUFF’s 2”
“Er-Yes!” said Er-Yes
They all agree!
Team 1 goes off and team 2 goes in the other direction. As team 2 walk towards prime they pick up all the Junk Mail and throw it the bin!
Team 1 gets straight to action as soon as they get in FOG, a bunch of prodders are picking on a JAT called Smelly Breath.
Spider quickly spins a web between the two hyperlinks; Er-Yes and Horsy push the two Prodders, TJ-Swerve and Dan2K20, to the ground.
The prodders fall in to the web, they get stuck, and they can’t get out.
Smelly Breath thanks the PUFF’s and asks them who they are, they reply…
“The PUFF’s” Smelly Breath bursts out with laughter and runs off,
“No wait” shouts Horsy,
“PUFF’s not puffs”
PUFF 2 enters Prime, the very fast growing crime centre; they walk past the Banning centre. As people that have been banned are booing and hissing, outside the banning centre there’s a Hacker fiddling with wires,
“He’s hacking in the Banning Centre!!” shouts CS.
“Your right!” Says RTS; he goes towards the hacker.
“Hey you” Shouts RTS, “Leave those wires alone!!! Don’t make me mad!!!”
The Hacker just keeps hacking
“Right you asked for it!” Shouts RTS as he grabs the hacker by the collar, shouts all sorts of abuse at him and lays some serious smackdown on him.
The hacker runs of crying,
“Good work RTS, you showed him.” Says Er-Yes.
CS goes and fixes the wires!
It is getting towards the end of the day and Team 1 are walking back to MSN when they notice a JAT,
“He’s Spamming,” Shouts Er-Yes,
“Go get him Horsy” Adds CS
“OK, I will” Replies Horsy
Horsy goes up to the JAT and speaks to him; Spider and Er-Yes cant hear what he’s saying but soon, after 5 minutes the JAT falls asleep!
HORSY walks back,
“What did you do,” Asks Spider,
“I bored him off with a story about Cheese”
“Er-Yes!!!” Says er-yes.
Both of the teams head of to MSN and meet up with each other, they speak to Grix and told him what they did!
“Well done my team of PUFF’s I’m proud of you!”
The PUFF’S reply shouting “ALL IN THE DAY’S WORK OF THE PUFF’S!!!!”
But they had one thing to ask Grix. They looked at one another unsure who was to ask the question.
CS stood forward. “We’ve done this for so long, Grix, and although people know we’re not puffs we feel…
“Just ask me CS, I’m not an ogre!” Interrupted Grix
“Okay - Can we change our name please?” Asked CS
Grix laughed… “Of course you can, I think you’re all great as the PUFF’s but if it means that much to we’ll call you whatever you want!”
“Okay” Said Er-Yes, we want to be called… The Elite Fog Protection Force! The EFPF’s
“You got it!” Said Grix as he winked at his workers; very proud of the job they’d done for him!
So the EFPF’s along with Grixes help made the FOG a better place, the original routes were restored and Mekas descendants were found. And the whole world was made better by the morals and decency of one place… The Future of Gaming Forums!
*********************************
Thanks for reading, Spider
Prologue:
The date is 2020 and FOG chat is a rough place, with spammers round every corner and prodders down every street. FOG is for the hardest of people.
After Tony’s retirement, Grix Thraves has taken over the empire of SR, the biggest company in the world closely followed by the Hi-Tec sports company.
With Microsoft going bankrupt in 2010 Grix doesn’t want his company going down the same way.
So he calls his most respected bunch of Regulars and Notables. He gets all of his loyal servants to send emails to them, and they meet up on MSN messenger… Another Microsoft product vastly falling, so a great place for secret chats.
Spider IX, Horsy, Er-Yes, RastaTommySkank and Coolio SANTos
--------------------------------------
As they walk in RTS looses his temper,
“Why the hell does he want us hear?!?!” he says
Grix replies in a deep voice, a light shines in the sky with no body, just a voice!
“RTS you know better not to question your leader like that!”
RTS lets out a shocked
“Sorry master didn’t know you were here”!
Grix carries on…
“Many of your are wondering why you are here, well there’s a simple answer for this. You are my team. I need someone to put FOG back to normal, so there’s no Prodders, Spammers or Hackers!”
The team let out a sigh, and all say,
“Here we go again!!” under there breath.
Grix continues,
“You are my team of PUFF’s!!!”
“WHAT!!!” Everyone shouts
“We are not puffs!” says CS.
Everyone agrees.
“Yeah. We are all 100% straight men” Adds Spider IX.
Grix explains,
“I said you are my team of PUFF’s, not Puff’s. PUFF’s stands for…
Protection
Unit
of
the
Future
FOG”
“OHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhh”
The whole team says.
“We understand”
“Good!” Says Grix “Now get out there and kick FOG back into shape!”
“Yes Sir” Says the team!
As they walk there way out of MSN they catch the next web train down the cables to FOG!
As they walk in the rough city of FOG they all sign in. Deciding what to do, Horsy comes up with an idea…
“I know, lets split up into two teams, one team can go to FOG prime and the other to chat.”
“Er-Yes!!!!” says er-yes!
“Great idea!” they all shout.
Spider IX, Horsy, Er-Yes all go together, and CS and RTS go as a two. The team of three go to the Chat, roughest place, as there are more problem areas there, and the others go to prime.
Spider says “My team will be called PUFF’s 1 and the others will be called PUFF’s 2”
“Er-Yes!” said Er-Yes
They all agree!
Team 1 goes off and team 2 goes in the other direction. As team 2 walk towards prime they pick up all the Junk Mail and throw it the bin!
Team 1 gets straight to action as soon as they get in FOG, a bunch of prodders are picking on a JAT called Smelly Breath.
Spider quickly spins a web between the two hyperlinks; Er-Yes and Horsy push the two Prodders, TJ-Swerve and Dan2K20, to the ground.
The prodders fall in to the web, they get stuck, and they can’t get out.
Smelly Breath thanks the PUFF’s and asks them who they are, they reply…
“The PUFF’s” Smelly Breath bursts out with laughter and runs off,
“No wait” shouts Horsy,
“PUFF’s not puffs”
PUFF 2 enters Prime, the very fast growing crime centre; they walk past the Banning centre. As people that have been banned are booing and hissing, outside the banning centre there’s a Hacker fiddling with wires,
“He’s hacking in the Banning Centre!!” shouts CS.
“Your right!” Says RTS; he goes towards the hacker.
“Hey you” Shouts RTS, “Leave those wires alone!!! Don’t make me mad!!!”
The Hacker just keeps hacking
“Right you asked for it!” Shouts RTS as he grabs the hacker by the collar, shouts all sorts of abuse at him and lays some serious smackdown on him.
The hacker runs of crying,
“Good work RTS, you showed him.” Says Er-Yes.
CS goes and fixes the wires!
It is getting towards the end of the day and Team 1 are walking back to MSN when they notice a JAT,
“He’s Spamming,” Shouts Er-Yes,
“Go get him Horsy” Adds CS
“OK, I will” Replies Horsy
Horsy goes up to the JAT and speaks to him; Spider and Er-Yes cant hear what he’s saying but soon, after 5 minutes the JAT falls asleep!
HORSY walks back,
“What did you do,” Asks Spider,
“I bored him off with a story about Cheese”
“Er-Yes!!!” Says er-yes.
Both of the teams head of to MSN and meet up with each other, they speak to Grix and told him what they did!
“Well done my team of PUFF’s I’m proud of you!”
The PUFF’S reply shouting “ALL IN THE DAY’S WORK OF THE PUFF’S!!!!”
But they had one thing to ask Grix. They looked at one another unsure who was to ask the question.
CS stood forward. “We’ve done this for so long, Grix, and although people know we’re not puffs we feel…
“Just ask me CS, I’m not an ogre!” Interrupted Grix
“Okay - Can we change our name please?” Asked CS
Grix laughed… “Of course you can, I think you’re all great as the PUFF’s but if it means that much to we’ll call you whatever you want!”
“Okay” Said Er-Yes, we want to be called… The Elite Fog Protection Force! The EFPF’s
“You got it!” Said Grix as he winked at his workers; very proud of the job they’d done for him!
So the EFPF’s along with Grixes help made the FOG a better place, the original routes were restored and Mekas descendants were found. And the whole world was made better by the morals and decency of one place… The Future of Gaming Forums!
*********************************
Thanks for reading, Spider
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I am not moody you pick piece of dog crap!
So why don't you just shut up before I run you over with a bus... ;)
So why don't you just shut up before I run you over with a bus... ;)
The_Vottanator wrote:
Ahhh.....somebody's a bit upset.
*************
You're right...
Somebody is a wee bit upset!
LOL
Game: Contemplating calling a truce
Ahhh.....somebody's a bit upset.
*************
You're right...
Somebody is a wee bit upset!
LOL
Game: Contemplating calling a truce
Spider: FIX YOUR TAGLINE!!!
Moody!
I just read SHEEPY again, what does he mean??
SHEEPY wrote:
> Well since it seems to have the basic idea of my earlier story that
> NOBODY bothered their a**e to read....
So screw you all!
Ahhh.....somebody's a bit upset. :)
> Well since it seems to have the basic idea of my earlier story that
> NOBODY bothered their a**e to read....
So screw you all!
Ahhh.....somebody's a bit upset. :)
Read it. Read it again.
"Just spinnig a web".
Does nothing seem wrong to you about that?
"Just spinnig a web".
Does nothing seem wrong to you about that?
Well since it seems to have the basic idea of my earlier story that NOBODY bothered their a**e to read....
So screw you all!
So screw you all!
It's to do with my motto "Just watching the game, spinning a web!"
Spider, is your tagline a joke?
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