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"I'm leaving"

There it is.

My towel.

Throw in.

I give up. I've had enough of the moaning, and the self-promoting, ego-inflating, quitters posts.

After today, and possibly the weekend I shall no longer be visiting the SR forums.

They have become a haven for evil harpies, and deformed mutants, and I can no longer bare their filthy stench as they post more and more. Some of them even have the cheek to discuss 'console wars' on the 'Future of Gaming' forum. I mean how disgusting is that. I choose to no longer remain amongst the rotting corpses of FOGers the world around. I wish to be free from these binds.

Please, deliver me from this place of fire and pain. Deliver me from the agony within. Take away these posts full of the evil, vicious barbed words. It's obvious you all hate me anyway. My post were the best and I should win every day, but no. The skies are bloody and the forums muddy. I tried to wash, but the dirt just won't come of.

So I'm gone, gone from here at the end of the day, (or the weekend) until I return from my training course, where I will have no internet access (my real reason for leaving). Then I shall return. As I believe that many won't bother to read this far, and merely the first and last paragraphs, they'll probably think I'm really leaving, so I'd better ramble on like some teen Goth a little longer.

It has become stupid. The river run red with the blood of newbies. Regulars dance upon the flames they deliver to carefully constructed posts, shooting then down. And the notables. What more can be said about these. You know what they're like, you know not to trust them. But, alas, things remain as they did the very first day of the new moon. The second coming is upon us.

I'm not saying it hasn't been fun. It has. But it's time to go. I'll let other know of this place. But I'll warn them. I'll warn then of barbed tongues, and petty lies, of the hungry apes, and the troublesome trolls, of the evil sprites and the mirky waters. But most of all I'll warn them of the FOG. The thick FOG that has descended around all of us, and is slowly choking us.

Goodbye one and all, it's been fun.

Mark my words, I won't be here next week.

Goatboy wrote:
> Meka, since you're leaving (for a couple of days) can I have a go
> with your baby?


Damn training course. Miles away from home, away from my family stuck in a crappy hotel : (

> You promised, but since then I have had not a
> single second with the infant.

Go on, gissa go.

She doesn't really do much. A 'go' would consist only of feeding and changing. Not really much fun, but you could have a go if my wife says so....

Bonus,I did
> get his post dude, hence my one.

Irony - The greatest love of
> all.

Sings *The greatest love of all*

Goaty, you should be on the sex offenders list!!

Meka, since you're leaving (for a couple of days) can I have a go with your baby?

You promised, but since then I have had not a single second with the infant.

Go on, gissa go.

Bonus,I did get his post dude, hence my one.

Irony - The greatest love of all.

Let me be the first to say 'sense'.

I just wanted to ramble on aimlessly about things that made no sence whatsoever. Like rivers running with blood, and 'stench' and 'filth'. It's fun.

I wonder how many people will only read the start of the post, and no replies, and really believe that I'm leaving or have left?

I read it all and then went for a smoke.

Right, I read it ALL the first time and didn't get it.

When Tony posted, I read it again, now I get it, we are soooo silly guys. We are being laughed at, and this post is aimed squarely at people like us!!

Meka_Dragon wrote:

>of the hungry apes.


Goaty!!!! Do you see what he has done??? This is sacreligious!!! Strip him of his multicoloured notable coat this minute!!!

Tony wrote:
> Very good Meka, but I hope people don't get the wrong impression.

They will. : (

Very good Meka, but I hope people don't get the wrong impression.