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"Movies I'd pay to see"

If only they'd make them.
Titles are as follows:

"Hugh Grant is smashed in the face for 90mins with a stick"

"Kevin Costner in 'Ode to Self' "

"Kevin Spacey did it, he always does"

"Sean Connery is a Scottish Pensioner. With a Wig"

"Bruce Willis and his big smug wonky smile"

"Damn, Minnie Driver has a wide face"



Any others?

Goatboy wrote:
> Hugh Grant wrote:
> How about...
"Top Geezer Hugh G
> Continues Earning Stax of
> Cash and Goes on To Win the
> Lottery..Twice"

Hello Hugh "yes, really" Grant,
> I'm Mohammed Ali.

Does this mean I'm rumbled then?

Hugh Grant wrote:
> How about...
"Top Geezer Hugh G Continues Earning Stax of
> Cash and Goes on To Win the Lottery..Twice"

Hello Hugh "yes, really" Grant, I'm Mohammed Ali.

How's about

"You chancer, how long can you ride on 4 Weddings?"

"Hello, it's me again and I do the same old schtick and Sloanes think I'm really, like,cool"

"Hello. I'm Hugh Grant. I'm simply Divine"

How about...
"Top Geezer Hugh G Continues Earning Stax of Cash and Goes on To Win the Lottery..Twice"

I think we can all say that any movie with Hugh grant under some immense pain in the title would be the biggest box office hit ever????

Hehehe.

Part 3: "LET'S MAKE SURE!"

"No... hang on, he's alive... *THRAAAK*, nope, he's dead."

The sequel.

"Hugh Grant is dead. Huzzah!"

"Hugh Grant is repeatedly punched by angry baboons"

"Hugh Grant is tied up and forced to watch Sirens with all the naked bits removed"

"Hugh Grant is dragged behind a bus for 2 miles."

God I can't stand that foppish chancer

Hugh Grant violently eaten by 10 rabid monkeys (the uncut version).