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"Movies I'd pay to see"

If only they'd make them.
Titles are as follows:

"Hugh Grant is smashed in the face for 90mins with a stick"

"Kevin Costner in 'Ode to Self' "

"Kevin Spacey did it, he always does"

"Sean Connery is a Scottish Pensioner. With a Wig"

"Bruce Willis and his big smug wonky smile"

"Damn, Minnie Driver has a wide face"



Any others?

It's a well known fact that Tom Cruise has starred in the most risque-titled films of all time. We did a whole list before, i'll try and find it.

Three Men and a Natural Disaster,

We could get rid of Steve Guttenberg, Tom Selleck and Ted Danson in one easy and hopefully quick film.

.......... Oh my God.. I just saw a ghost in the background of that last scene. Lets rewind it and watch it again!

Tom "I'm not Gay and I will sue your real quick...er...not that I'm either gay or homophobic then" Cruise was truly taking some Risky Business in Magnolia.

Vampires and cowboys eh?
Sounds like "Sundown", that film rocked.
Vampires in the old west that wore sunscreen and sunglasses to go out in the day. (and yes, I know sunscreen wasn't invented then, but it's a vampire film before anyone starts to talk about logic)

So he is one of A Few Good Men then? Did he show that he has All the Right Moves?

I'd like to see Tom Cruise in "I'm Not Gay! Honest! (Not That There's Anything Wrong With That)"

How about a heart-warming tale of a two men than realise that plutonic love can exist between two grown men, set in the back-drop of a local supermarket night shift. Starring Jean Claude Van Damme and Stephen Seagal.

Here's another great one. There are these vampires, right, and some cowboys....

Oh Jesus.

Guttenburg is bad enough, but Stevey with a lazy is just not on.

*shudder*
Mind you, check out Magnolia for Tom Cruise in his pants.

Scary, and as a fiercely hetero male, all I can is Tom certainly has a Top Gun, knows about The Firm and I wish I had my Eyes Wide Shut for that scene.

Jesus....

My mate said he saw a Steve Guttenberg movie on Carlton Cinema the other day, and for some unknown reason, one scene required Steve to act in his boxers. Let's just say Steve was a little 'excited' about this particular scene and he showed his 'excitement' to the world.

Something about that one has stirred something deep within me.

"Smile!"

This stars Julia Roberts as a beautiful model who has her teeth smacked in with a brick. On a trip to the dentist, she falls in love with Richard Gere, a dentist who doesn't follow the rules and is a loose-cannon. In the end, Gere is forced to choose between his cushy dentistry job and Julia Roberts' demented mouth. Guess who wins. A Romantic comedy.

Features hardcore dentistry, drilling and hot mouth-padding.

"Steve Guttenberg hits the bottle"

"Ernest goes to Hell"

"Eastenders - the movie"

"Police Academy 8 - the Rodney King story"

In your jungle no less.