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"I've fallen for my pen friend"

ala Eurotrip style.

Only - I knew that she was a girl to begin with.
She comes from the USA (Florida), but she has a boyfriend.
I'm visiting next year - what should I do?

Heh, damn you for not putting 'quarry' for comic effect! ;)

Hedfix wrote:
> Black Glove wrote:
> Whatever you do, don't give her a large some of money.
>
> "sum".
>
> Shocking (well, from you, anyway), keep off the crack.


First thing this morning I decided to spell sum as some, just to keep my fans on their toes. I hope that answers your query.

Blank wrote:
> Boy was I red!

She had one of those anti-rape clip things inside her?

It's true! Still, she didn't react as badly as when I accidentally raped her because I accidentally thought she said she had a rape fantasy involving someone she trusted but wasn't romantically linked with. Accidentally. Boy was I red!




...Yeah, I do know what you mean.

Blank wrote:
> Yeah, I was talking to my female friend the other day about this
> bitchy girl, and I meant to say "She's a complete bittch,"
> but I accidentally worded it as, "You're a complete
> bittch," and she slapped me!


OMG REPOTTED!!!!


You know what I mean.

Have you seen what she looks like?

Shag it see.

Black Glove wrote:
> Whatever you do, don't give her a large some of money.

"sum".

Shocking (well, from you, anyway), keep off the crack.

Stick it from where she poos.

Yeah, I was talking to my female friend the other day about this bitchy girl, and I meant to say "She's a complete bittch," but I accidentally worded it as, "You're a complete bittch," and she slapped me!