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"Furious"

I just went on a night out in London. We went, via Limo, into the heart of the capital, we had a meal and went to a bar and then to a strip club (not my idea but wasn't complaining).

8 of us went for my best friends birthday.

Now before we entered the strip club, 5 of us crossed the street whilst the other 3 kept walking. I gave them a call and they said "nah we don't wanna go mate".

We went it. As it happened we had a good time. Bought craig a lapdance. All a good laugh.

But my anger of the 3 that stormed off has grown and grown and grown over the last 12 hours.

Craig didn't seem to mind too much. But I did. 3 of his friends come down in a limo he paid for and had a meal he paid for and then ditched him. Would you go out for a mates birthday and then ditch him?

Perhaps they really were against the strip club idea. The thing is 2 of them were certainly up for it earlier and they didn't say anything. They never said they didn't want to go, they never said could we not go to a different club. They walked around looking for it. found it. and then left us.

They didn't even say they weren't gonna go.

One of them was being a right pain all night. Constantly demanding what music should be played in the limo, what films should be show, where the beer should be and drinking all of craig's champagne.

Bah, had to get that off my chest. I text them exactly how I feel. Now I'm just angry.

Ever suffered anything similar here?

The thought of my drunken mates standing behind me as I receive a lapdance, going "A gawwan gedindere bahaha oooh tra la gwan!" makes me cringe more.

The thought of receiving a lapdance makes me cringe. Likewise strippers. It's all to brazen and contrived to be sexy.

I don't know if this joke has been made yet, but does anyone else now imagine Dringo as Mr Furious from Mystery Men?

"So...furious...making me angreeeeeeeeeeARGHHHHHHH!"

Lucky bloke.

Smedlos wrote:
> Yeah for some reason they're never amused by them are they?

Ahahahaha. The fiance thinks they're wonderful.

Maybe, but you'd have had fun if she was up for it

Was walking through Cardiff with my girlfriend and was approached by someone offering leaflets to a strip club with some special offer on lapdances.

I mean, who do you approach? Solitary guy or a guy holding hands with a girl?

Duck Fish wrote:
> Be a little more choosy. Better to have a small circle of good
> friends than a big circle of acquaitances you hate.

Or have both?

Smedlos wrote:
> If they're anything like Blackpool they will be terrible!

Very good Strippers actually. Got a dodgy one or two but most of them were great.

Duck Fish wrote:

> Be a little more choosy. Better to have a small circle of good
> friends than a big circle of acquaitances you hate.

The thing is they're generally good blokes. Bar one of them whom I didn't like.

And it wasn't my birthday after all.

I respect they not wanting to go for their girlfriends but then never said anything. They didn't do a thing, say a thing, at one point they all even seemed up for it.

Just can't contemplate how my two mates can be such sheep and follow such a big headed, two faced w******.

BAH!