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The world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make is taking a stroll down his local high street. As he passes by the record shop, a sign catches his eye. "Just Released -New LP -Wasps of the World and the sounds that they make-available now"
Unable to resist the temptation, the man goes into the shop.
"I am the world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make. I'd very much like to listen to the new LP you have advertised in the window."
"Certainly, Sir," says the young man behind the counter. "If you'd like to step into the booth and put on the headphones, I'll put the LP on for you."
The world expert on European wasps goes into the booth and puts on the earphones.
Ten minutes later, he comes out of the booth and announces, "I am the world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make and yet I recognized none of those."
"I'm sorry Sir", says the young assistant.
"If you'd care to step into the booth, I can let you have another 10 minutes."
The world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make steps back into the booth and replaces the headphones.
Ten minutes later, he comes out of the booth shaking his head.
"I don't understand it", he says,
"I am the world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make, and yet I still can't recognise any of those!"
"I'm terribly sorry, Sir" says the young man, "perhaps if you'd like to step into the booth again, you could have 5 more minutes."
Sighing, the world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make steps back into the booth.
Five minutes later, he comes out again, clearly agitated.
"I am the world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make and yet I have recognised none of the wasps on this LP."
"I really am terribly sorry", says the young assistant.....
"I've just realised I was playing you the bee side."
Unable to resist the temptation, the man goes into the shop.
"I am the world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make. I'd very much like to listen to the new LP you have advertised in the window."
"Certainly, Sir," says the young man behind the counter. "If you'd like to step into the booth and put on the headphones, I'll put the LP on for you."
The world expert on European wasps goes into the booth and puts on the earphones.
Ten minutes later, he comes out of the booth and announces, "I am the world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make and yet I recognized none of those."
"I'm sorry Sir", says the young assistant.
"If you'd care to step into the booth, I can let you have another 10 minutes."
The world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make steps back into the booth and replaces the headphones.
Ten minutes later, he comes out of the booth shaking his head.
"I don't understand it", he says,
"I am the world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make, and yet I still can't recognise any of those!"
"I'm terribly sorry, Sir" says the young man, "perhaps if you'd like to step into the booth again, you could have 5 more minutes."
Sighing, the world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make steps back into the booth.
Five minutes later, he comes out again, clearly agitated.
"I am the world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make and yet I have recognised none of the wasps on this LP."
"I really am terribly sorry", says the young assistant.....
"I've just realised I was playing you the bee side."
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*sighs*
Niddle wrote:
> My physics teacher told me that
you in the same class as Pigking?
> My physics teacher told me that
you in the same class as Pigking?
My physics teacher told me that
Crap. Here are some jokes that are so lame they are funny/lame.
What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
Cliff.
What do you call a guy with a plank on his head?
Woody.
What do you call a guy with a spade?
Doug.
What do you call a guy without a spade on his head?
Douglas.
What do you call a woman with a tile on her head?
Ruth.
A lion walks into a bar and says: " ..............Can I have a beer please"?
"Yes", says the barman. "But why the big paws?"
A guy walks into a bar.
Ouch.
What did Batman say to Robin before Robin got into the bat mobile?
Get into the batmobile Robin.
What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
Cliff.
What do you call a guy with a plank on his head?
Woody.
What do you call a guy with a spade?
Doug.
What do you call a guy without a spade on his head?
Douglas.
What do you call a woman with a tile on her head?
Ruth.
A lion walks into a bar and says: " ..............Can I have a beer please"?
"Yes", says the barman. "But why the big paws?"
A guy walks into a bar.
Ouch.
What did Batman say to Robin before Robin got into the bat mobile?
Get into the batmobile Robin.
It was funny, but the punchline did not live up to the build up.
My teacher told me that one.
:D
he...........................................he
Haha :D
I should have seen that coming :(
I should have seen that coming :(
*Groan*
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