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Unable to resist the temptation, the man goes into the shop.
"I am the world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make. I'd very much like to listen to the new LP you have advertised in the window."
"Certainly, Sir," says the young man behind the counter. "If you'd like to step into the booth and put on the headphones, I'll put the LP on for you."
The world expert on European wasps goes into the booth and puts on the earphones.
Ten minutes later, he comes out of the booth and announces, "I am the world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make and yet I recognized none of those."
"I'm sorry Sir", says the young assistant.
"If you'd care to step into the booth, I can let you have another 10 minutes."
The world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make steps back into the booth and replaces the headphones.
Ten minutes later, he comes out of the booth shaking his head.
"I don't understand it", he says,
"I am the world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make, and yet I still can't recognise any of those!"
"I'm terribly sorry, Sir" says the young man, "perhaps if you'd like to step into the booth again, you could have 5 more minutes."
Sighing, the world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make steps back into the booth.
Five minutes later, he comes out again, clearly agitated.
"I am the world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make and yet I have recognised none of the wasps on this LP."
"I really am terribly sorry", says the young assistant.....
"I've just realised I was playing you the bee side."
> Alfonse wrote:
> What did Batman say to Robin before Robin got into the bat mobile?
>
> Get into the batmobile Robin.
>
> Heh!
I have no idea why, but that one always makes me chuckle a little.
> One that my Dad's friend at work said that I thought was horrible.
>
> "I have half price tickets for the Two Ronnies"
One that you really shouldn't laugh at but do.
> What would you have if you had nuts on your chest?
> Chestnuts.
>
> What would you have if you had nuts on your wall?
> Walnuts.
What would you have if you had nuts on your chin?
A d*ck in your mouth.
What would you have if you had nuts on your chest?
Chestnuts.
What would you have if you had nuts on your wall?
Walnuts.
How old do you think Bruce Forsyth is? "87"
No Higher, Higher.
Here's one my Mum said the other day. A leaf lands on the car. My Mum says "Leaf us alone".
One that my Dad's friend at work said that I thought was horrible.
"I have half price tickets for the Two Ronnies"
Another one of my Dads.
A woman goes to the Doctors for a check up. The Doctor first says "I will have to weigh your boobs first" So the Doctor walks over to the woman "Weighhhhhhhhhhhhhh".
> What did Batman say to Robin before Robin got into the bat mobile?
>
> Get into the batmobile Robin.
Heh!