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"Where does this rank on the International List of Idiotic Things to Say to Women?"

I just told my girlfriend that she "looks bloated", and called her a "psycho-menstrual-woman". We weren't arguing, but when I asked her if I would regret saying that when she is less sleepy, she said in a femme-Napoleon Dynamite voice "You know you are, guh!"...

Scary people scare me.

I stayed at a mate's house while his parents were away once, he let a couple that he knew from the internet - never met in real-life before - stay in his parent's bed whilst we all slept in his front room. Very bizarre, we were only about 17/18 at the time - they were adults.

That's kind of sweet.

And also scary.

Ewww

My girlfriend doesn't know a PC from an iMac. She does like Tolkien and films rather a lot..

monkey_man wrote:
> My girlfriend has read the LOTR trilogy, and all the other Tolkein
> books, the Discworld books, has a fixation with historical fiction
> and medieval cats...yet I'm the bigger geek. We're made for each
> other.

A marrage made in nerd heaven.

Speaking of which, I was talking to a guild member on WoW last night. Apparently they met online, she moved to England from Norway, they got married, and now they play WoW together constantly.

I was scared. Very, very scared.

My girlfriend has read the LOTR trilogy, and all the other Tolkein books, the Discworld books, has a fixation with historical fiction and medieval cats...yet I'm the bigger geek. We're made for each other.

Smedlos wrote:
> Light wrote:
> Heh. I accused Mrs Light of having appalling taste in films last
> week.

Mrs Pandaemonium has much the same taste in movies as me, although stuff like "Racing Stripes" and a few chick ficks sometimes rear their ugly head.

Her choice in reading is appalling though. Which I tell her, to which she replies "and so is yours, AND you're a geek"

To which I have to agree.

I tell my girlfriend she'll end up at Slough poly (doesn't exist), sleeping in an abandoned office on a camp bed.

She loves me ^^

Wait a second..

Light wrote:
> Heh. I accused Mrs Light of having appalling taste in films last
> week.

I do the same thing. The reply is always "Well don't watch it then" to which my reply is "I won't".

Conversation over until the next time.

Me and my missus constantly argue over which are better, plays or musicals. The answer is plays, obviously. But she just can't see it. Poor deluded woman....

Heh. I accused Mrs Light of having appalling taste in films last week.

That went down well...