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"Titanic alternative ending?"

I've just seen an advert for the new Titanic Special Edition DVD and it has an alternative ending. I was just wondering if anybody knows what the alternative ending is?

Thanks.

The weight of Leo's moonface sinking displaces the ocean, causing the Titanic to come to the surface again with only a few scratches. The Irish then eat all the rich people and sail away under a rainbow into the Arctic, where they find a lost world of dinosaurs, people with two heads, giant spiders with human genitalia and Bigfoot.

When Rose is on the floating thing, and Jack is in the water, he pulls her off, snaps her neck, gets on the 'raft' and lives.

The end.

When his arm's frozen solid she breaks it off and uses it to sustain herself and as a paddle until she's rescued.

She keeps hold of him when she says "I'll never let go"

And the soft bint keeps the necklas.

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Yeah, DiCaprio survives, goes to live with Winslet, turns her into his sex slave, then sells her on as a hooker to the great grandfather of the lead explorer. She realises this at the end and strangles him with the opal and throws him off the boat (with an orgasmic sound as she does so) and then the fat hairy guy takes her down with a 12 guage. I preferred this ending tbh.

Aliens!

I've just seen an advert for the new Titanic Special Edition DVD and it has an alternative ending. I was just wondering if anybody knows what the alternative ending is?

Thanks.