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"The most ridiculous argument for the non-existence of God"

''There is no God because he perves on boys pleasuring themselves which makes him gay.''



A friend of mine actually used this argument to try to convince me that God could not exist.Retard.

''There is no God because he perves on boys pleasuring themselves which makes him gay.''



A friend of mine actually used this argument to try to convince me that God could not exist.Retard.

An interesting argument and one that I look forward to see if it crops up in my Existence of God lectures next month. Please punch your friend.

Walrus wrote:
> A friend of mine actually used this argument to try to convince me
> that God could not exist.Retard.

Perhaps it's a good argument for god. A god that is gay and perves on boys pleasuring themselves. Cause if it does exist, and it's omniprescent, that's what it's doing.

[edit]well, I can't prove the perve bit to be honest.

God would be a tranny, or some kind of freak with at least one of everything.

Also, can he see all the internet? And if he can, shouldn't he be doing something more productive?

I like the idea of God being a pervy peeping tom.

monkey_man wrote:
> Also, can he see all the internet? And if he can, shouldn't he be
> doing something more productive?

He is. At the same time. Omnipresence, right?

Omnipresence,Omnipotence,Omniscience.

He perves on boys and girls at the same time=legend.

I used to suffer from omnipotence, then I saw an advert with Pele on, and he told me how to get help.

I couldn't believe Pele was reduced to that.

Surely god would have to be a guy if he was gay for perving.

But that would mean your friend is contradicting him self, if he doesnt exist, then how can he have a gender?

Ask him that one.