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Has anyone got any jokes that make yourself laugh and others. Jokes that are only funny to you but others don't seem to get. Or wet your pants jokes that make everyone laugh.
What's yours.
Here's mine (bare with me)
A tramp runs into a bar, and asks the barman for a toohpick, the barman tells him that he doesn't want any of his kind in the pub, so he gives him a toothpick and tells the tramp to tell the other tramps not to come in. Five minutes late another tramps runs in asking for a toothpick, the barman shouts i thought i told you lot to keep out. Any way the tramp gets his toothpick and runs out.
Another five minutes go past and a third tramp runs in, the barman is really annoyed now and hands out a toohpick straight away but the tramp doesn't want it, and asks for a straw; the barman asks him what he wants that for and says "a man has been sick down the alley and all the chunky bits have gone"
HAHAHA
What's yours.
Here's mine (bare with me)
A tramp runs into a bar, and asks the barman for a toohpick, the barman tells him that he doesn't want any of his kind in the pub, so he gives him a toothpick and tells the tramp to tell the other tramps not to come in. Five minutes late another tramps runs in asking for a toothpick, the barman shouts i thought i told you lot to keep out. Any way the tramp gets his toothpick and runs out.
Another five minutes go past and a third tramp runs in, the barman is really annoyed now and hands out a toohpick straight away but the tramp doesn't want it, and asks for a straw; the barman asks him what he wants that for and says "a man has been sick down the alley and all the chunky bits have gone"
HAHAHA
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Why cant Stevie Wonder read or write?
Because he's black
Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling?
Because he thinks he's white
Because he's black
Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling?
Because he thinks he's white
..::CGJ::.. wrote:
> tnc wrote:
>
> Q How do you make a baby cry twice?
>
> A Wipe your penis on its teddy bear
>
>
> "........"
Think about it
> tnc wrote:
>
> Q How do you make a baby cry twice?
>
> A Wipe your penis on its teddy bear
>
>
> "........"
Think about it
this is great
keep 'em comin
espiacally the chav jokes
keep 'em comin
espiacally the chav jokes
Very_Metal wrote:
> that's the funniest thing in this thread so far.
Just noticed that.:D
> that's the funniest thing in this thread so far.
Just noticed that.:D
snake10 wrote:
> down wrote:
> Why on earth would you censor "condoms?"
> Being safe.
that's the funniest thing in this thread so far.
> down wrote:
> Why on earth would you censor "condoms?"
> Being safe.
that's the funniest thing in this thread so far.
tnc wrote:
>
> Q How do you make a baby cry twice?
>
> A Wipe your penis on its teddy bear
>
"........"
>
> Q How do you make a baby cry twice?
>
> A Wipe your penis on its teddy bear
>
"........"
jam dodger wrote:
> but, i am easily amused.
Unlike the queen.
And they just keep on comin!
> but, i am easily amused.
Unlike the queen.
And they just keep on comin!
down wrote:
> Why on earth would you censor "condoms?"
>
> Those damn right-wingers
Being safe.
> Why on earth would you censor "condoms?"
>
> Those damn right-wingers
Being safe.
Q: What's the same about Michael Jackson and Santa Calus?
A: They both go into childrens' bedrooms with full sacks and leave with empty ones.
Q: Why did the punk rocker cross the road?
A: He was stapled to the chicken.
...And now, as expected, Chav jokes.
What do you call a Chav in a box?
Innit.
What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet?
Sorted.
What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it?
Safe.
What do you call an Eskimo Chav?
Innuinnit.
Why are Chavs like slinkies?
They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs.
What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?
The bride.
If you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not to hit him?
It might be your bike.
What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut?
One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.
What's the first question at a Chav quiz night?
"What you lookin' at?"; this is usually follwed by "Yer Mum!"
How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box?
Paint three stripes on it.
2 Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving?
The police.
Where do you take a Chavette for a decent night out?
Up the gary!
A: They both go into childrens' bedrooms with full sacks and leave with empty ones.
Q: Why did the punk rocker cross the road?
A: He was stapled to the chicken.
...And now, as expected, Chav jokes.
What do you call a Chav in a box?
Innit.
What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet?
Sorted.
What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it?
Safe.
What do you call an Eskimo Chav?
Innuinnit.
Why are Chavs like slinkies?
They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs.
What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?
The bride.
If you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not to hit him?
It might be your bike.
What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut?
One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.
What's the first question at a Chav quiz night?
"What you lookin' at?"; this is usually follwed by "Yer Mum!"
How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box?
Paint three stripes on it.
2 Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving?
The police.
Where do you take a Chavette for a decent night out?
Up the gary!
these are good, keep sending them
i have to say they are making me laugh a bit
but, i am easily amused.
i have to say they are making me laugh a bit
but, i am easily amused.
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