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""Would you like a hand with your packing?""

I'd bought a pint of milk and a loaf of bread.

Stupid checkout girls.

It's only dirty because I forget to shake properly.

I know a good dry cleaners...

I have a dirty mind. :)

monkey_man wrote:
> Hedfix wrote:
> Maybe afterwards? XD
>
> Hedfix amuses only himself yet again...

It made me laugh...

Your Honour wrote:
> Stupid checkout girls.

I imagine that they have to ask everyone, regardless of the items so as not to offend less able bodied people and OAP's that can manage easily (and want to do their own work).

Lowest for me? 8 cans of lager.

"Would you like a hand with your packing?"
"If you asked me after I'd necked this little lot, quite possibly"

Hedfix wrote:
> Maybe afterwards? XD

Hedfix amuses only himself yet again...

Definetly a situation which called for a sarcastic and/or amusing reply.

I suggest:- (Look downwards at your 'package') then, if the girl is fit:- "Sure, what time do you finish?"
or if she was a munter..
"I'd rather not"

Hedfix wrote:
> She was obviously offering you a handjob.

Your Honour wrote:
> No, I don't think so. I had only been up for half an hour or so. But I
> wasn't dribbling or anything.

Maybe afterwards? XD

No, I don't think so. I had only been up for half an hour or so. But I wasn't dribbling or anything.

She was obviously offering you a handjob.