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"...The neighbour waits a few days before contacting the Post Office, who tell him where they delivered your new TV. Your neighbour stabs you for being a thief. Fin."
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"inside you find a small barn, set fire to it, and blame it on Neal."
Don't open it, because you're scared of being a criminal / dying.
Then you hear a quiet scratching sound. You're scared someone's posted your neighbour a zombie, so you leave it in there.
After a couple of days the scratching stops. A few days further on and you've built up the courage (and bought a shotgun) to open up the package.
Inside you find the dead bodies of two baby kittens.
The lesson? If you sign for a package, give it to your neighbour promptly.
And it's 99% certain that it won't be a zombie.
Then you hear a quiet scratching sound. You're scared someone's posted your neighbour a zombie, so you leave it in there.
After a couple of days the scratching stops. A few days further on and you've built up the courage (and bought a shotgun) to open up the package.
Inside you find the dead bodies of two baby kittens.
The lesson? If you sign for a package, give it to your neighbour promptly.
And it's 99% certain that it won't be a zombie.
"...you open the package and are instantly punched by a boxing glove on a spring, sending you flying back into the glass living room table. This causes you to run around screaming, crashing into the kitchen door, before banging your head on the lit stove, and sending the kitchen knives your way"
Happy April Fools day!
Happy April Fools day!
"...you open the parcel and out shoots hundreds of spiders, escaping everywhere around your house..."
"...you open the parcel and there, grinning up at you, is Crossbob, you die on the spot!..."
"...you open the package to find a life size blow up doll of Peewee Herman. Now everyone thinks you're gay, you're sent to Gaycamp to get degayified"
...and it's full of bondage equpiment. You at first think how disgusting it is and then, as you are quite curious, take it round to them and ask if you can join in too.
".... it's the 20th time that morning you've done so, it reminds you that fame has it's price"
"...it was a proximity mine and you have just set it into position for it to explode. one move and your dead. Your nose starts to twitch as you need to sneeze."
"...you lick your lips in eager anticipation, open the parceland inside is a dead body, you have been framed, you are sent to prison for the rest of your life..."
Never take other peoples packages you never know whats in them!!
Never take other peoples packages you never know whats in them!!
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