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Who was god's parents?
Who were Adam and Eve's Parents and who were their parents?
If you ask a question and don't get the answer how will you know the answer?
Do Ice Cream's actually have cream in them?
How do we know our whole life is not being show on someone's T.V?
Well those are some question's so far that I want to have big Discussions about.
Chapter one
As I was wondering why i had been asked to come to the warehouse i was now in,something cold and hard was pressed against my head.
"I was suprised you had the guts to come here snakey"a voice said,sneering.
what the hell do you want?I said
later snakey,the voice mocked.
suddenly something hit me in the back of the head,and i was knocked out.
Chapter two
i woke up, my stomach aching and my mouth dry.
I looked around,all i could see was a bench and some food and water.
i ate and drank,then I heard footsteps.
I looked through a slit and saw non other than...smeldos's evil face looking at me.
What do you want,i growled.
a choice,for you,snakey.you can stay in here or you can do a little job for me.
what?i said
trick crossbob and bring him somewhere for me,I'll give you everything you need,
So your answer?
I didnt want to,there was no point and plus i hated smeldos.....but i had no choice.......(see crossbobs Chapter 2)
to be continued....
Chapter one when it rain's it pours
The rain starts pouring down I look around seeing anyone is around. No no one I'm just all alone. But then behind me I hear a gun shot, a bullet flys towards me. I jump for it and just dodge the bullet.
"Who was that?" I ask with a puzzled look on my face, but no there is no answer. I ask again "Who the hell was that?" With a bit of angry this time. Gun shots come from everywhere I start running as fast as my legs will carry me.
I jump through the air and land behind a box. I pulled out my UZI from my pocket. Start firing everywhere I hear cry's of pain yes I have hit people. I run over to who I have hit they all lay on the floor, the people I have hit are. Chipseh, Chavez XVI and other one's that fight against me.
Then everything goes into slow-mo as they all jump up and start shooting again. I start running for it bullet's fly at me then I stop and blow the hell out of everyone now they are all dead and I must be off on my Journey.
Chapter two the Desert snake
Five hour's later I wake to the sound of a rattle I look to the side of me. Ahhhhh a desert snake AHHHH a rattle snake I madly try to find my gun. Then blow the head of this nipper I watch snake blood fly through the air and on to the sand. How the hell did I get to the middle of the desert? There's no one around not a soul in sight just me all on my own.
The desert wind blow's through my hair, I start running the hot orange sun shine's down on me. "Hello is anyone out there" I scream nope no answer. I can't really remember anything only the shooting that happened. But after that I can't remember how I got to the desert.
I run futher through the desert then stop,in the distance I can hear the whistle of someone it sound's like a man. "Hello who's that" I ask. "It's me snake10 I'm here to help you crossbob" Snake10 answers. "Help me? What do you mean why do I need you to help me?" I ask again.
"They are after you crossbob Chavez XVI men they want to kill you" "Kill me but why Snake10? just because I killed Chavez XVI they now want to kill me" "I have bought I car with me Crossbob to get you away from here but we must leave now" So I ran at the side of Snake10 as we ran to his Landrover yeah how else do you think he would have got to the middle of the desert?
So as I stepped into the car I felt a gun be put to the back of my head. "You tricked me Snake10 why why why????" "They payed me to do it Bob I'm sorry I then felt a smack on the back of my head and I fell into a deep sleep.
Chapter three At the lighthouse
I woke to a light shining in my eyes and spining round. I was at a lighthouse a Man in a wheelchair went around me. "Ah awake at last Bob did you have a nice sleep" I spat in the Man's eye I couldn't see his face but recognized the voice. Oh god it was Timmargh why was he here? He wheeled his wheelchair around me one more time then stopped at the side of me.
He then spat right into my ear then it ran down my face Oh it was horrible. It nearly ran into my mouth but I closed my mouth before that could happen. "Why are you doing this Timmargh?" I asked. "Ha I've alway's wanted to know how it felt being evil, and now I know who it feels and it is great Muhahhwwaaaa" Timmargh then did a horrible evil laugh right in my face.
He then wheeled over to a slope and went down it I then heard the front door of the lighthouse be closed. I sat there looking at a white painted ceiling when cobweb's filling it. I then dragged myself backward's in the chair the rope was very weak and wripped straight away.
I got up from the hard wooden chair which had given me splinters in my bum and it hurt. I ran down the slope that Timmargh's wheels had gone down then I was outside. Timmargh was outside with a beautiful woman moving up and down on his lap. He didn't see me because he was concentrating to much on the woman. I then got to a road I looked down at my watch eleven thirthy PM.
I look left and right a empty road no car's around. Oh god what was I going to do. Then the sound of a engine a beautiful sound to me ear's I put out my thumb the car stopped. I was in luck I got in the car then look to my left "Hello Bob it is me Emitime now I'm going to kill you slowly and pain fully like I was said DIE!!!"
"crossbob breaks me out of jail,
we run off and i go after chavez xvi
i use some "stolen money seeking" missles and launch them,
i run after them across a city and find you
you give all your money to a henchman and he is killed.
i go"have at you liquid-i mean chavez
then you go"come get some snake-i mean snake10!
we box and kick and wrestle.
I and my overly muscular arms over power you.
i am about to finish you when chipseh comes running through with a old man in a british ww-2 suit come running by,
you seize your chance and run,get in your car and drive off,
i watch you drive about 4 miles off (with my powerful eyes of course)
then i cant see you anymore.
I walk back to hq,cursing not just killing chipseh.
or nothing for caveman eyebrows to go on?