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Yesterday on Radio 2 they were discussing people that were 'addicted' to porn.
Can you really be addicted though? Is it a compulsion?
It brought to me an image of angry wives locking husbands in rooms with no internet, no computers, putting them on porn cold turkey.
Behind the door they weep, as their man pounds on it, trying to force his way out, crying out, "I just need one more t i t!"
DAMN THAT 'SWEAR' FILTER, ruining my pun.
Can you really be addicted though? Is it a compulsion?
It brought to me an image of angry wives locking husbands in rooms with no internet, no computers, putting them on porn cold turkey.
Behind the door they weep, as their man pounds on it, trying to force his way out, crying out, "I just need one more t i t!"
DAMN THAT 'SWEAR' FILTER, ruining my pun.
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Emitime wrote:
> Tax evasion?
Nope
Rai wrote:
> Necrophilia?
Nope, but closer. It was for harassment, but I said closer because the lady he was harassing looked like she'd been dead for a good few years.
Here's an interesting necrophilia story.
I knew a lass who got a really weird type of worm infection. A kind you can only get from having sex with dead people, or having sex with someone that's having sex with dead people...It's now that I'll say her bloke at the time worked in a morgue.
Lovely.
> Tax evasion?
Nope
Rai wrote:
> Necrophilia?
Nope, but closer. It was for harassment, but I said closer because the lady he was harassing looked like she'd been dead for a good few years.
Here's an interesting necrophilia story.
I knew a lass who got a really weird type of worm infection. A kind you can only get from having sex with dead people, or having sex with someone that's having sex with dead people...It's now that I'll say her bloke at the time worked in a morgue.
Lovely.
Being a judge?
Necrophilia?
Tax evasion?
Can you guess what we nicked him for?
English_Bloke wrote:
> Me too, I read it the dirty way.
>
> It is true though. I remember searching the house of one bloke I'd
> nicked. His room was full of porn DVD's, video's, homemade
> books of Internet print-offs and scrap books of him writing over and
> over, "I will only buy one this week, I will only buy one this
> week."
>
> He was an interesting chap.
Heh heh.
XD
> Me too, I read it the dirty way.
>
> It is true though. I remember searching the house of one bloke I'd
> nicked. His room was full of porn DVD's, video's, homemade
> books of Internet print-offs and scrap books of him writing over and
> over, "I will only buy one this week, I will only buy one this
> week."
>
> He was an interesting chap.
Heh heh.
XD
Meka Dragon wrote:
> Yesterday on Radio 2 they were discussing people that were 'addicted'
> to porn.
On Radio 2!
That must be the most controvesial subject they've discussed by far!
> Yesterday on Radio 2 they were discussing people that were 'addicted'
> to porn.
On Radio 2!
That must be the most controvesial subject they've discussed by far!
I knew a pawn addict, he beat a bishop with en passant, advanced to the twelth rank and became the biggest queen around.
I know a pawn addict. Likes them pink and raw.
I seriously have a mate who is addicted to porn. It effects him much more than the obvious hours on the Internet and large video collection. He's unable to have a relationship with a real woman, because they can't live up to what he sees in porn.
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