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Tue 27/09/05 at 11:39
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"not dead"
Posts: 11,145
Yesterday on Radio 2 they were discussing people that were 'addicted' to porn.

Can you really be addicted though? Is it a compulsion?

It brought to me an image of angry wives locking husbands in rooms with no internet, no computers, putting them on porn cold turkey.

Behind the door they weep, as their man pounds on it, trying to force his way out, crying out, "I just need one more t i t!"

DAMN THAT 'SWEAR' FILTER, ruining my pun.
Wed 28/09/05 at 20:56
Regular
"Chavez, just hush.."
Posts: 11,080
Porn Vortex (n): - A whirling fifth dimension where time has no meaning , encountered when watching adult entertainment or looking for left handed web sites on the internet. One could fall into a porn vortex and emerge ten minutes later to find that three days have elapsed.
Wed 28/09/05 at 19:27
Regular
"In Soviet Russia..."
Posts: 3,934
Pandaemonium wrote:
> Light wrote:
> *URBAN MYTH ALERT!! URBAN MYTH ALERT!!*
>
> [URL]http://www.snopes.com/risque/juvenile/corpse.htm[/URL]
>
> Here we are.

*almost throws up crisps just eaten*

It's even sicker when you read about it in full detail.
Wed 28/09/05 at 10:01
Regular
"Lisan al-Gaib"
Posts: 7,093
Light wrote:
> *URBAN MYTH ALERT!! URBAN MYTH ALERT!!*

[URL]http://www.snopes.com/risque/juvenile/corpse.htm[/URL]

Here we are.
Wed 28/09/05 at 09:51
Regular
"Wanking Mong"
Posts: 4,884
English_Bloke wrote:

> Here's an interesting necrophilia story.
> I knew a lass who got a really weird type of worm infection. A kind
> you can only get from having sex with dead people, or having sex with
> someone that's having sex with dead people...It's now that I'll say
> her bloke at the time worked in a morgue.
>
> Lovely.

*URBAN MYTH ALERT!! URBAN MYTH ALERT!!*

Mind you, my dad met Dennis Nilson in his copper capacity. Said he was a nice bloke for a man who bummed corpses.
Wed 28/09/05 at 02:02
Regular
"twothousandandtits"
Posts: 11,024
English_Bloke wrote:
> Here's an interesting necrophilia story.
> I knew a lass who got a really weird type of worm infection. A kind
> you can only get from having sex with dead people, or having sex with
> someone that's having sex with dead people...It's now that I'll say
> her bloke at the time worked in a morgue.
>
> Lovely.

Yeah, she's a friend of a friend to just about everyone in the country.
Tue 27/09/05 at 21:05
Regular
"In Soviet Russia..."
Posts: 3,934
English_Bloke wrote:
> I could have made a poor crack about the word "doing" and
> then calling you sick. I'm losing it.

Yeah, I noticed that while re-reading it.

We're all becoming sick individuals.
Tue 27/09/05 at 20:58
Regular
"Puerile Shagging"
Posts: 15,009
I could have made a poor crack about the word "doing" and then calling you sick. I'm losing it.
Tue 27/09/05 at 20:57
Regular
"8==="
Posts: 33,481
Which he keeps in a jar.
Tue 27/09/05 at 20:56
Regular
"Puerile Shagging"
Posts: 15,009
Not in his eyes though.
Tue 27/09/05 at 20:53
Regular
"In Soviet Russia..."
Posts: 3,934
Sucks to be him. That's a lot of evidence against.

We're studying serial killers for our sixth form case study (me and an amigo are doing Jeffrey Dahmer) so that's probably why it came up.

He's one sick bas...

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