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The Titanic is sinking and the passengers are all crowded on the decks. A priest comes to the front and shouts out "Women and children first!"
A frustrated man in the crowd shouts back, "Screw the children!"
The priest replies; "We don't have time!"


Maybe you have to live in Ireland to understand..

Heard that joke with Michael Jackson instead of the priest. It did make me laugh.

Paddy goes to see a blacksmith and asks him for a job as a farrier. "Have you ever shooed a horse before" asks the blacksmith?

"No, but I once told a donkey to p*ss off" he replies.

The Titanic is sinking and the passengers are all crowded on the decks. A priest comes to the front and shouts out "Women and children first!"
A frustrated man in the crowd shouts back, "Screw the children!"
The priest replies; "We don't have time!"


Maybe you have to live in Ireland to understand..