I love the second one.
Why can't I have Latitudinal Revolving Dependent?
"It's produced when an electron- positron pair are at the event horizon of a black hole," Dr. Sherwinski explained. "The intense curvature of space-time of the hole can cause the positron to fall in, while the electron escapes."
> "The good news is that this finding confirms several cutting-
> edge ideas in theoretical physics," announced Dr. Albert
> Sherwinski, a Cambridge based astrophysicist with close ties to NASA.
> "The bad news is that the total annihilation of our solar system
> is imminent."
Damn, beat me to it.
Tell George Bush about it, he'll nuke it even though it's only fiction
"The bad news is that the total annihilation of our solar system is imminent."