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Bog Roll.
Why do they use so much blody glue or whatever it is at the start of the roll?
By the time you've got any usable sheets, you're halfway through the roll as it is!
Why do they use so much blody glue or whatever it is at the start of the roll?
By the time you've got any usable sheets, you're halfway through the roll as it is!
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Reminds me of that old, old joke...
"What hand do you wipe your bum with?"
"My right."
"Urgh, why don't you use toilet paper like everyone else?"
"What hand do you wipe your bum with?"
"My right."
"Urgh, why don't you use toilet paper like everyone else?"
Just use your sleeve, or even better, someone elses sleeve.
Black Glove wrote:
> Oh. :-)
> Speaking of bog roll, I had the recent misfortune of having to use
> that stuff which is like industrial tracing paper, which, er, isn't
> friendly to the hind quarters at all.
Know exactly what you mean! You can only get it in council loo's though as far as I'm aware. Have to fold it up neatly rather than scrunch it up as if you do that the chances of sitting down for the next week are minimal!
> Oh. :-)
> Speaking of bog roll, I had the recent misfortune of having to use
> that stuff which is like industrial tracing paper, which, er, isn't
> friendly to the hind quarters at all.
Know exactly what you mean! You can only get it in council loo's though as far as I'm aware. Have to fold it up neatly rather than scrunch it up as if you do that the chances of sitting down for the next week are minimal!
FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
> Ahh ... that stuff rocks.
> Kind of just moves everything around rather than wiping any of it
> away.
Maybe that's what the glue's for?
> Ahh ... that stuff rocks.
> Kind of just moves everything around rather than wiping any of it
> away.
Maybe that's what the glue's for?
Don't get me started on that glue.
If the glue on the outside is giving you trouble, perhaps you could start from the inside of the roll?
Ahh ... that stuff rocks.
Kind of just moves everything around rather than wiping any of it away.
Kind of just moves everything around rather than wiping any of it away.
Oh. :-)
Speaking of bog roll, I had the recent misfortune of having to use that stuff which is like industrial tracing paper, which, er, isn't friendly to the hind quarters at all.
Speaking of bog roll, I had the recent misfortune of having to use that stuff which is like industrial tracing paper, which, er, isn't friendly to the hind quarters at all.
Dude, I'm at work. I don't really get to choose what bog roll they buy. It is supposedly Tesco Extra Soft though or something.
Yeah YH, take your sorry-ass to the hypermarket and treat yourself to some happy-ass double-velvet quilted soft-as-feathers triple-the-price-but-worth-it bog roll!! :-/
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