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"Pie"

Theres apparently some really nice blueberry pie downstairs which my mother did make with her own hand. "Do you want some pie" she asked at about 11. What kind of a stupid question is that? not wanting to break her spineless feelings, i replied with "yes, i'll get some in a minute"

Then I came back upstairs and sat down on my computer machine. The minutes flew past, which turned into hours, which turned into 0.15 days. APPROX. Now here I sit with no pie, so heres the deal.

Do I go downstairs and get some pie? I mean, if I get caught! think of what might happen. My mother could come storming down, what would I say!
I can only think of 2 possible scenarios.

1) "What are you doing"
"Getting pie"
"May I have some pie?"
"yer"

2) What are you doing"
"Getting pie"
"shut up"

Do I risk option 2 at the possible outcome of option 1.

But if I put it in the microwave it would make noise, but you can't eat blueberry pie cold, it's the law I think. I could have cream with it from the fridge, but what if the cream is off?

You decide, you have until 2:20 to decide, at which time I get the pie anyway.

Nash is a girl, SHEEPY.

That is a girl.
Can't you see the flan(ge)?

Edit: That was like some sort of awful Hedfix joke.

It truly was.

Actually, come to think of it, i've never seen you and Hedfix in the same room...