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"Pie"

Theres apparently some really nice blueberry pie downstairs which my mother did make with her own hand. "Do you want some pie" she asked at about 11. What kind of a stupid question is that? not wanting to break her spineless feelings, i replied with "yes, i'll get some in a minute"

Then I came back upstairs and sat down on my computer machine. The minutes flew past, which turned into hours, which turned into 0.15 days. APPROX. Now here I sit with no pie, so heres the deal.

Do I go downstairs and get some pie? I mean, if I get caught! think of what might happen. My mother could come storming down, what would I say!
I can only think of 2 possible scenarios.

1) "What are you doing"
"Getting pie"
"May I have some pie?"
"yer"

2) What are you doing"
"Getting pie"
"shut up"

Do I risk option 2 at the possible outcome of option 1.

But if I put it in the microwave it would make noise, but you can't eat blueberry pie cold, it's the law I think. I could have cream with it from the fridge, but what if the cream is off?

You decide, you have until 2:20 to decide, at which time I get the pie anyway.

Theres apparently some really nice blueberry pie downstairs which my mother did make with her own hand. "Do you want some pie" she asked at about 11. What kind of a stupid question is that? not wanting to break her spineless feelings, i replied with "yes, i'll get some in a minute"

Then I came back upstairs and sat down on my computer machine. The minutes flew past, which turned into hours, which turned into 0.15 days. APPROX. Now here I sit with no pie, so heres the deal.

Do I go downstairs and get some pie? I mean, if I get caught! think of what might happen. My mother could come storming down, what would I say!
I can only think of 2 possible scenarios.

1) "What are you doing"
"Getting pie"
"May I have some pie?"
"yer"

2) What are you doing"
"Getting pie"
"shut up"

Do I risk option 2 at the possible outcome of option 1.

But if I put it in the microwave it would make noise, but you can't eat blueberry pie cold, it's the law I think. I could have cream with it from the fridge, but what if the cream is off?

You decide, you have until 2:20 to decide, at which time I get the pie anyway.

get me some pie

There's only enough for 20, sorry.

I can't follow that for the life of me.. did you actually get any or not?

You should have got it at 3.14159 am like pi!!!!!

J Nash wrote:
> There's only enough for 20, sorry.

Enough for me then!

Pie corrupts.

pie causes world conflict.

Why didn't you just heat the pie up in the oven?

Either get some pie or start making better sense.