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That computer could enslave all humanity! Well, those that go in the pool anyway.
> 'she had swum only a few strokes before appearing to black out'
>
> What really happened:
>
> Poseidon over heard 2 lifeguards talking about how they thought the
> system was a waste of £65,000.
>
> Poseidon see that a girl is in the water and sends an electrical
> shock through the water to knock her out.
>
> Poseidon sounds the alarm and it looks like the system saved the day
> and was worth all that money.
That's a really clever computer!
Hell, I do it sometimes (not to get attention, but out of boredom).
> Azul luvs u wrote:
> "From the makers of Stealth™..."
>
> *slow clap*
> Welcome to the discussion about Evilplane we had 2 weeks ago in
> Movies.
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Computer alert for drowning girl"
> "From the makers of Stealth™..."
*slow clap*
Welcome to the discussion about Evilplane we had 2 weeks ago in Movies.
He had been drinking himself out of depression and even a level 6 genius like himself couldn't dice roll his way to victory. The evil -3 Dwarves of Hrheydkhia caused him to screw up.
What was created? A warlike God-beast of a hologram, and everyone knows that poseidon has a trident. He trident-zapped the littl girl and her +3 Raichu resistance shield was no match for it.
Then in a Terminator-esque way he waded in and saved the girl, heroically frying in the icy water.
The moral of the story? Buy a hooker
Possibly with a crack 3-man team comprising 1 ethnic, 1 square-jawed caucasion hero and some gash