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A computer system called "Poseidon" no less: [URL]http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/4198874.stm[/URL].
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Automation, eh? We all love it.
My God.
That computer could enslave all humanity! Well, those that go in the pool anyway.
That computer could enslave all humanity! Well, those that go in the pool anyway.
Chippxero wrote:
> 'she had swum only a few strokes before appearing to black out'
>
> What really happened:
>
> Poseidon over heard 2 lifeguards talking about how they thought the
> system was a waste of £65,000.
>
> Poseidon see that a girl is in the water and sends an electrical
> shock through the water to knock her out.
>
> Poseidon sounds the alarm and it looks like the system saved the day
> and was worth all that money.
That's a really clever computer!
> 'she had swum only a few strokes before appearing to black out'
>
> What really happened:
>
> Poseidon over heard 2 lifeguards talking about how they thought the
> system was a waste of £65,000.
>
> Poseidon see that a girl is in the water and sends an electrical
> shock through the water to knock her out.
>
> Poseidon sounds the alarm and it looks like the system saved the day
> and was worth all that money.
That's a really clever computer!
Cue neds emptying they're lungs to fall to the pool floor.
Hell, I do it sometimes (not to get attention, but out of boredom).
Hell, I do it sometimes (not to get attention, but out of boredom).
Goatboy wrote:
> Azul luvs u wrote:
> "From the makers of Stealth™..."
>
> *slow clap*
> Welcome to the discussion about Evilplane we had 2 weeks ago in
> Movies.
"Last Updated: Wednesday, 31 August 2005, 05:44 GMT 06:44 UK
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Computer alert for drowning girl"
> Azul luvs u wrote:
> "From the makers of Stealth™..."
>
> *slow clap*
> Welcome to the discussion about Evilplane we had 2 weeks ago in
> Movies.
"Last Updated: Wednesday, 31 August 2005, 05:44 GMT 06:44 UK
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Computer alert for drowning girl"
Azul luvs u wrote:
> "From the makers of Stealth™..."
*slow clap*
Welcome to the discussion about Evilplane we had 2 weeks ago in Movies.
> "From the makers of Stealth™..."
*slow clap*
Welcome to the discussion about Evilplane we had 2 weeks ago in Movies.
Bill Gates was feeling love-starved on one cold and wet Winter night when he decided to make a fully automated, holographic girlfriend. He decided to model it on Aerial the Mermaid.
He had been drinking himself out of depression and even a level 6 genius like himself couldn't dice roll his way to victory. The evil -3 Dwarves of Hrheydkhia caused him to screw up.
What was created? A warlike God-beast of a hologram, and everyone knows that poseidon has a trident. He trident-zapped the littl girl and her +3 Raichu resistance shield was no match for it.
Then in a Terminator-esque way he waded in and saved the girl, heroically frying in the icy water.
The moral of the story? Buy a hooker
He had been drinking himself out of depression and even a level 6 genius like himself couldn't dice roll his way to victory. The evil -3 Dwarves of Hrheydkhia caused him to screw up.
What was created? A warlike God-beast of a hologram, and everyone knows that poseidon has a trident. He trident-zapped the littl girl and her +3 Raichu resistance shield was no match for it.
Then in a Terminator-esque way he waded in and saved the girl, heroically frying in the icy water.
The moral of the story? Buy a hooker
"From the makers of Stealth™..."
Evilpool must be destroyed.
Possibly with a crack 3-man team comprising 1 ethnic, 1 square-jawed caucasion hero and some gash
Possibly with a crack 3-man team comprising 1 ethnic, 1 square-jawed caucasion hero and some gash
That's a film plot if I ever saw one.
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