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"I" am the best. "I" am the best. "I" am the best. "I" am the best. "I" am the best. "I" am the best. "I" am the best.
Do you see? You should vote for me because of my infinite knowledge - I can help you all win games - I know how '"the system" works. I won't laugh at you for your awlfu slpeling as long as you spell definitely correctly.
I know about games, I know the reasons WHY we play games, and I've written more reviews about games then I'd care to recall. I have been fired from winning games - I have been banned from winning so it seems, and so I will never attempt to win, and rattle your cage as I speed off in my newly bought Ferrari, whilst you still are trying to find your freedom. The thing is I have written the 6th highest amount of words on this site - check the 'Top Posters' lists and press the magic 'switch'.
Vote for me, not because I am telling you, but because I hold the conch-no wait, I mean, because you should vote for me if you want to be respected - I am the most respectful person here.
I have won gameaday 7 times, and much to the annoyance of the SR 'employees' I was not in the mag. I may lose my temper, but I turn it into constructive discussion points. I'll fight for YOUR views and I'll help you have a louder voice than you might not have otherwise had. I don't want to have Gold Writing JUST so I can laugh at the rest of you, I am one of you. I doubt I'll become the notable, but if you elect me then you, yourselves will be in a better, more fruitful position. For example, you can't track tony down to ask him about your pre-order of the GBA and whether you're still going to receive the promised mains adaptor, well - I would be the catalyst to speed up his response - I would help you know what was going on, so vote for me - I am the people's person, proudly presenting - you, the people.
Thanks, I've had my say, now let's hear your's!
Do you see? You should vote for me because of my infinite knowledge - I can help you all win games - I know how '"the system" works. I won't laugh at you for your awlfu slpeling as long as you spell definitely correctly.
I know about games, I know the reasons WHY we play games, and I've written more reviews about games then I'd care to recall. I have been fired from winning games - I have been banned from winning so it seems, and so I will never attempt to win, and rattle your cage as I speed off in my newly bought Ferrari, whilst you still are trying to find your freedom. The thing is I have written the 6th highest amount of words on this site - check the 'Top Posters' lists and press the magic 'switch'.
Vote for me, not because I am telling you, but because I hold the conch-no wait, I mean, because you should vote for me if you want to be respected - I am the most respectful person here.
I have won gameaday 7 times, and much to the annoyance of the SR 'employees' I was not in the mag. I may lose my temper, but I turn it into constructive discussion points. I'll fight for YOUR views and I'll help you have a louder voice than you might not have otherwise had. I don't want to have Gold Writing JUST so I can laugh at the rest of you, I am one of you. I doubt I'll become the notable, but if you elect me then you, yourselves will be in a better, more fruitful position. For example, you can't track tony down to ask him about your pre-order of the GBA and whether you're still going to receive the promised mains adaptor, well - I would be the catalyst to speed up his response - I would help you know what was going on, so vote for me - I am the people's person, proudly presenting - you, the people.
Thanks, I've had my say, now let's hear your's!
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By that I meant Ed(Dan)ge Mast(2K1)er
Dan, shut up.
The wise man does not sit on a throne, it may cause piles.
Doesn't look like it.
Would that not make him see wiser? ;-)
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