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"retarded dreams thread..."

Had a wierd dream last night, possibly one of the weirdest i've had and have remembered it quite well. it'd be interesting to see if you've had any wierder ones and can analyze any of them.

Anyway, heres mine.

I'm sat at my computer when the doorbell rings, I open the window and snoop dogg is sat in his car whilst two white children were trying to had me leaflets which I politely decline and I shut the window and get back to whatever I was doing on the computer.

I come back to the window again and decide to climb out the window and end up in a swap in the jungle, there are oil barrels around and for some reason I have grenades and try to blow the barrels up. I heara shots flying over my head and it's the kids again, so I lob a few 'nades at them and climb back through my window which now appears to be inside a computer console, I'm sure that it is although it looks very industrial.

The stench of oil is so realistic (in a computer ??) and I find a purple beam shooting from the ceiling down which I think is a good idea to step into and I find myself being teleported and falling down, past a big mechanised robot, kind of like the riot suit on chronicles of Riddock, it begins to shoot at me whilst I shoot it with a pistol doing no damage what-so-ever. I keep on falling down a narrow red metal shute where I stop uninjured with nothing but a faint whirring and a draft, The smell of oil is again very strong and very realistic.
I then woke up.

wtf?

I dont play many computer games, but I can't fathom what it means.

I've had a dream where my current girlfriend is crying over a jelly in a fridge, and she is holding a picture of someone I know in a Navy uniform on an aircraft carrier.
I got worried about this dream because usually something during the day will happen which explains the dream (dont ask me why, it's not the first time) That day I got a text message from one of my mates, I hadn't heard from in him a while since school, he got my number from his girlfriend (my ex before my current) and had been in the navy for a few weeks and wanted to go out for a drink. Why the jelly was involved I have no idea, but it was definatly related.

I also had a dream that the ambulance I work on had fallen over and smoke was coming out of the front wheel, I pushed the ambulance back onto it's wheels and carried on.
That day we had a funny noise coming from the wheel and the bearings had gone, it was front wheel but I drempt the wrong side.


I think everyone has had dreams about their teeth falling out in little bits, it is supposed to symbolise change, but nothing drastic so far.


so come on people, any weird experiences?

I only respond to the Java version

*e-slap*

See You Next Tuesday

^ In it's 'txt' form. ;-)

when the sound is 'E'

I would comment but I'd be "pedantic"

And if anyone says "I before E except after C" I'll e-slap them into next week.

Why can no one spell "weird"?!?!?

To be honest, I don't think it's about people 'not getting round' to it.

I'd imagine that it's impossibility makes it an unlikely invention.

I really wish somebody would get round to inventing a dream recorder.

Whilst I was using nicotine patches I had the most amazing dreams, I remembered them for like a day and then forgot them however. Despite that I know they were really wonderful. Felt like I had been to sleep for absolutely ages every night as I would have lots of small dreams throughout the night. Since that period my dreams have been pretty forgetful events.

I've had one when I'm actually driving a 'kart in Mariokart.

I go off a jump, and there's nothing on the other side, nowhere to land, so I just fall and fall until I wake up.

*cries*

Umm, I've had sex with Nicole Kidman.

I'm such a detestable internet geek-perv

:(