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"French gays"

So, we had a French Exchange, and I was getting changed for games, and one of them squeezed my buttocks. Scum, sub human scum. They should all be killed.

Goatboy wrote:

> I'm all about the clam.

Hahahahahahahahahahahhhahaha x much.


.... Clam = snatch, right?

Pandaemonium wrote:
> Goatboy wrote:
> Yeah it does.
> I wrestle Grecco-Roman with mine and sometimes they have a
> swordfight
> in my mouth, but that's just hetero-hijinks.
> I'm all about the clam.
>
> Best post I've read today.

Exactly what I was about to write.

The "Best post..."

I'm not witty enough to come up with the first part.

Pandaemonium wrote:
> Cycloon wrote:
> You're so gay.
>
> Me? No, I just 100% percent sure of my sexuality. I've had my ass
> felt before by a bloke, I caertianly didn't consider them "Scum,
> sub human scum." who "should all be killed."
>
> Yeknow, a reaction like that suggests that Herr liked it, felt
> flattered, but was disgusted at himself for feeling that wway.

I meant Herr Dark.

Goatboy wrote:
> Yeah it does.
> I wrestle Grecco-Roman with mine and sometimes they have a swordfight
> in my mouth, but that's just hetero-hijinks.
> I'm all about the clam.

Best post I've read today.

Yeah it does.
I wrestle Grecco-Roman with mine and sometimes they have a swordfight in my mouth, but that's just hetero-hijinks.
I'm all about the clam.

I hold hands with my mates and sit on their laps.
Doesn't make me gay!

Herr Wolf is peeking out from inside the closet shouting at people to not look at him, stumbling around in the dark and knocking against the walls as he crowbards his frame into a spangly leotard replete with comedy French moustache and onion-necklace.

You should've said something at the time instead of fleeing from the changing room windmilling your arms and biting back the salty shame.
Could even have made light of it, happened this morning at work to me. Tipping out mail and I dropped a DVD, bent to pick it up and brushed a guy as I bent over
"Sorry mate, I think I just touched your winkie"
"While yer down there son...hur hur"

Your reaction has a touch of the "It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again"

Cycloon wrote:
> You're so gay.

Me? No, I just 100% percent sure of my sexuality. I've had my ass felt before by a bloke, I caertianly didn't consider them "Scum, sub human scum." who "should all be killed."

Yeknow, a reaction like that suggests that Herr liked it, felt flattered, but was disgusted at himself for feeling that wway.

SHEEPY wrote:
> What?
> All French people or all homosexuals?

What's the difference?

Okay, that may be a little harsh, but there are a lot of french homosexuals. Too many. All of which are the enemy and MUST BE DESTROYED!!!

Cycloon wrote:
> You're so gay.