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"Remember him?"

The Piano Man.
"I'm German" he says and goes home.
Oh.
[URL]http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/kent/4172662.stm[/URL]

My fav bit is talking about his "l33t" piano skills, a la Shine.
"It was reported that health and social workers said they were "stunned" when he proceeded to give them a virtuoso performance.

However, newspaper reports now suggest he was only able to play one note continuously. "

Ha, that's true.
If I was fished out of the sea and had to draw a picture to communicate, the mental doctors would say "Oh my god! He's a rubbish house with stickmen!"

Didn't he play the piano for loads of different people though?

Didn't they realise he was crap?

It's just so bizarre the way they made out he was good, if he wasn't, and based their search on him on looking for a piano, when essentially, he just knew what a piano was.

Imagine it was Rolf Harris, stopping the drawing every few seconds - can you tell what uit is yet? - to draw a Rolfa-Roo.

"Hmmm, he's clearly some kind of twisted scientist/ surgeon, grafting the heads of beardy humans onto Kangaroos."

Goatboy wrote:
> Just a German who crawled from the sea

SEA MONSTER! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *runs amock*