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By a girl. Im thirteen, and with my best friend flirting with my first failed girl, i was chatting to her friend. And carrying her catalogues. So, i got a crepe, but couldnt eat it. So she fed it too me. Is that a good way to start something?
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Alfonse wrote:
> I don't like it when people shove shoes in my mouth.
We all really wanted to know that.
Heh.
> I don't like it when people shove shoes in my mouth.
We all really wanted to know that.
Heh.
Anyway, don't you think 13 is a little too young for you, what with being 127 and all...?
RoJ's plane ftw
I don't like it when people shove shoes in my mouth.
RoJ wrote:
> Rai wrote:
> Here comes the aeroplane...
>
> "And oh no, its going into a black hole... and the pilot has
> lost control! mayday! mayday! and the oxygen masks are down and
> seatbelt lights on and beeps and noises and screams and confusion and
> huge creaks and groans as the colossal metal beast roars in agony and
> suddenly the tail is torn asunder, and people are sucked out into the
> ultra thin air and STILL THE BLACK HOLE GETS CLOSER and people pray
> and yell and die and the whoosh of air and the fear and suddenly
> darkness, darkness and eternal silence."
>
> Yeah, that's my variation for when I feed my infants.
Blimey, your kids must be pretty scared of you.
> Rai wrote:
> Here comes the aeroplane...
>
> "And oh no, its going into a black hole... and the pilot has
> lost control! mayday! mayday! and the oxygen masks are down and
> seatbelt lights on and beeps and noises and screams and confusion and
> huge creaks and groans as the colossal metal beast roars in agony and
> suddenly the tail is torn asunder, and people are sucked out into the
> ultra thin air and STILL THE BLACK HOLE GETS CLOSER and people pray
> and yell and die and the whoosh of air and the fear and suddenly
> darkness, darkness and eternal silence."
>
> Yeah, that's my variation for when I feed my infants.
Blimey, your kids must be pretty scared of you.
Rai wrote:
> Here comes the aeroplane...
"And oh no, its going into a black hole... and the pilot has lost control! mayday! mayday! and the oxygen masks are down and seatbelt lights on and beeps and noises and screams and confusion and huge creaks and groans as the colossal metal beast roars in agony and suddenly the tail is torn asunder, and people are sucked out into the ultra thin air and STILL THE BLACK HOLE GETS CLOSER and people pray and yell and die and the whoosh of air and the fear and suddenly darkness, darkness and eternal silence."
Yeah, that's my variation for when I feed my infants.
> Here comes the aeroplane...
"And oh no, its going into a black hole... and the pilot has lost control! mayday! mayday! and the oxygen masks are down and seatbelt lights on and beeps and noises and screams and confusion and huge creaks and groans as the colossal metal beast roars in agony and suddenly the tail is torn asunder, and people are sucked out into the ultra thin air and STILL THE BLACK HOLE GETS CLOSER and people pray and yell and die and the whoosh of air and the fear and suddenly darkness, darkness and eternal silence."
Yeah, that's my variation for when I feed my infants.
You were there? She DID actually do that
Here comes the aeroplane...
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RoJ wrote:
> Yeah, a good way to start practising for when your old and in a
> vegetated state so you dump in your trousers and urinate into a bag.
Charming.
> Yeah, a good way to start practising for when your old and in a
> vegetated state so you dump in your trousers and urinate into a bag.
Charming.
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