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"*hits lamp post*"

I was walking down the street with a mate, when walking infront of us, was a group of 3. They were all a little younger than us, but sheesh, the girl was amazing. She had amazing, long 2 tone (blond/brown) hair, an amazing smile and the most amazing melons I have ever seen. She was even glowing a warm hue.

I literally had to touch my chin to make sure it wasn't trailing along the ground. She even kept on smiling.

Wow.

T'is all.

Well if that can happen then maybe...maybe...sideshow Bob exists!

I was caught off guard by it. My dad had left his rake in the middle of the path, I was walking down it - thwack! Ouch. What was that?

Holding my nose I looked around to see who had just punched me in the face. Looking down I saw a rake. No, really, that couldn't have just happened... that only happens in cartoons. It's like slipping on a banana skin!

But yes, I press down on the rake with my foot slowly and it came up to face level. I'd been hit in the face with a rake, and it was my own fault. I cowered back into the house, my pride hurt beyond repair.

MoJoJoJo wrote:
> Almost as bad as the time I stepped on a rake and it smacked me in
> the face (yes, that CAN happen)

That is perhaps the most painful thing ever.

I saw a rake on the floor and thought:

"I bet if I stood on that rake, it'd be funny, just like in the cartoons"

*stands on rake*

I'm glad I moved my face in time. That rake must have been travelling a good few hundred miles per hour by the time it got to being vertical.

Anyone remember the Looney Toons game on the mega drive where you could run into rakes which smacked you in the face?

When I was about 8 I had my Walkman on (well, it wasn't a Sony, but everything was called a Walkman back then, when we used tapes instead of hard drives and the internet had never been heard of) walking along with my family.

Walked into a lamp post, don't think anyone saw as I was dawdling at the back but it hurt, and it was embarrassing.

Almost as bad as the time I stepped on a rake and it smacked me in the face (yes, that CAN happen)

Rai wrote:
> Heh heh... :D
>
> We're a bunch of paranoids. Polaroid Paranoids. Try saying that ten
> times in a row...

I end up just growling :(

I had some rollerskates for my 8th Birthday, and the first thing I do before anything else was to ride them down a big hill (Kids, eh?). Much to my surprise a lamppost confronted me and not knowing how to stop I crashed into it. I was then whisked of to hospital over suspicions of a broken nee.

I have half a tooth because of a lamp post.

True story.

Heh heh... :D

We're a bunch of paranoids. Polaroid Paranoids. Try saying that ten times in a row...

:D

You see words I have laced underneath the sentiments of that post.

:D