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"Yeah, I shouldn't drink"

3 bottles of Budweiser (not my choice of drink, but it was there and I damn well took it. So yeah, you know you would if you had to) and some crappy alco-pop (that tasted alright - like some high class pop, but only with alcohol... I hate that stuff. You should be able to taste your alcohol, not taste about a kilo of sugar) and I'm tipsy. Well, not tipsy, but yeah, you gets my drift.

So the point of this? I have no idea. Well... why did I start wriyting this? Oh yeah, I shouldn't drink. Well I shouldn't. I get all whiny and feel like I should moan to someone and write stuff like this with no punctuation that I'll get up in the morning and read and feel like a bit of a stupid bas. So yeah. I think I'd rather blackout than be like this. At leats then I can swing for mates and not remember it.

So yeah, let's make this topic useful... Memorable drinking... memories? Yeah. Do it. Yes, i know I'm underage/lightweight/fat bas, but you love me. I hope. Please love me?

Oh, and just a note: just because I've had so few and type like a retard doesn't mean I'm on the floor. I'm actually my nromal self in real life. Just my mind is doing a fair bit more... self loathing. Yeah. Safe.

I'd be embarrassed enough about your dancing Matteh.

Stryke wrote:
> Write some emo-poetry, Matteh

He's way past that ahahahah:

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English_Bloke wrote:
> *This post will be censored due to the family forum*
>
> Did you bleet her?

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Didn't have enough time. 1 sheep, millions of Welshman. We take our turns.

Cong_Man wrote:
> > Apparently you get a bit touchy when drunk as well.

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He's one of a kind. All the drunk people I meet are the most easy-going, well-mannered bunch of people you'd ever meet.

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Did you bleet her?

mattributé wrote:
> Cong_Man wrote:
> Mattribute, you provide us all with a valuable public service. This
> thread was about ten times more effective than any government
> anti-drinking campaign to date.
>
> Yeah, and your face is the most effective promotion for safe-sex I've
> seen. ZING.

Apparently you get a bit touchy when drunk as well.

Ah, baa-baa. Wool as soft as the first dawn. And trotters...lads, you should see them. Best double pair of trotters.

Stryke wrote:
> I've done some pretty stupid things when drunk.

Do you remember their names at least?

Baa-baa was one, I believe.

Cong_Man wrote:
> Mattribute, you provide us all with a valuable public service. This
> thread was about ten times more effective than any government
> anti-drinking campaign to date.

Yeah, and your face is the most effective promotion for safe-sex I've seen. ZING.

Write some emo-poetry, Matteh, and sketch the girl of your dreams in charcoal made by Fairtrade from Cambodia. You'll feel better.

I've done some pretty stupid things when drunk.