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"I bought a Golliwogg"

I know what you're thinking... 'Haven't you got enough slaves already?', but no, On my 'day out' (yeah, I do have the mental capacity of a 6 year old, just deal with it) to Wales, I managed to pick up a bargain. £2 for the adorable little black... thing.

[URL]http://www.authentichistory.com/diversity/african/images/2001_Golliwog_Doll.jpg[/URL]

My voice now hurts from doing too many Papa Lazarou impressions.

It's not a herd, it's a goggle.

A goggle of golliwogs. But then, there hasn't been a true goggle seen in this country for many a-year. There's good eating on a young golliwog (known as a goggliwogga) and they can get picked off from the goggle by birds of prey and the occasional thrush.

like i said, you freck me out dude

Stryke wrote:
> Told you, they like to seek new pastures. Adventurous little souls,
> golliwogs. Great sense of direction.

Yeah, I felt tight seperating him from his herd today at the shop, but it looks like a wogg will always find his feet.

Gollis forever.

"It wasn't me, the golliwog told me to"
"Oho, arsonist AND a racist, eh?! The judge is going to have a field-day with you, my lad."

Stryke wrote:
> I had a golliwog once. He either got thrown out, as is their way when
> their time is done, or left to seek adventures new. I never did hear
> from him again.

Was he called Neal? That would explain a lot. He left you because he knew you weren't that type of person, met Dringo and the rest, as they say, is history, and now he's moved onto FFF. Either to burn him or to use as a new partner in crime now Dringo's going down. Golliwoggs aren't black, they're charred.

mattributé wrote:
> Looks like it may be moving on already. My uncle collects Gollis, and
> he wants my little wogg, so I may have to let him on in the interest
> of the little minstrel fellow meeting others of his... type.
>
> I'll miss you, wogg.

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Told you, they like to seek new pastures. Adventurous little souls, golliwogs. Great sense of direction.

I'm OK with it.

Looks like it may be moving on already. My uncle collects Gollis, and he wants my little wogg, so I may have to let him on in the interest of the little minstrel fellow meeting others of his... type.

I'll miss you, wogg.

you freck me out dude

I had a golliwog once. He either got thrown out, as is their way when their time is done, or left to seek adventures new. I never did hear from him again.