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What do you want to do?,
Said the careers teacher,
I want to write scripts for Coronation Street,
Said I,
Why on earth would you want to do that?
Because I have no talent,
No talent?
Yes and I want to wh8re myself out to corporations,
I see, do go on,
Well I'd like to verbally fellate their representatives,
And generally choke down the bile of your life over the next 40 years or so?
Yes that's about that jist of it.
He nodded, and as the euthanasia needle pierced my vein I have never been so grateful...
...In
.......All
............My
................Life.
Said the careers teacher,
I want to write scripts for Coronation Street,
Said I,
Why on earth would you want to do that?
Because I have no talent,
No talent?
Yes and I want to wh8re myself out to corporations,
I see, do go on,
Well I'd like to verbally fellate their representatives,
And generally choke down the bile of your life over the next 40 years or so?
Yes that's about that jist of it.
He nodded, and as the euthanasia needle pierced my vein I have never been so grateful...
...In
.......All
............My
................Life.
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Nah, wasn't being serious.
Your comment just stank of ass.
Your comment just stank of ass.
You were being serious ?!
I thought that was some ironic joke, but if you were being serious ...
I thought that was some ironic joke, but if you were being serious ...
Apparently they're always cobbled together.
Coronation Street script writing?
It's a dirty job but somebody has to do it! :-)
It's a dirty job but somebody has to do it! :-)
I'd support that as a new name change for you.
It certainly wouldn't offend trading standards in anyway.
It certainly wouldn't offend trading standards in anyway.
Replace the 'U' in 'SUIT' with an 'H' and that just about sums it up
What do you want to do?,
Said the careers teacher,
I want to write scripts for Coronation Street,
Said I,
Why on earth would you want to do that?
Because I have no talent,
No talent?
Yes and I want to wh8re myself out to corporations,
I see, do go on,
Well I'd like to verbally fellate their representatives,
And generally choke down the bile of your life over the next 40 years or so?
Yes that's about that jist of it.
He nodded, and as the euthanasia needle pierced my vein I have never been so grateful...
...In
.......All
............My
................Life.
Said the careers teacher,
I want to write scripts for Coronation Street,
Said I,
Why on earth would you want to do that?
Because I have no talent,
No talent?
Yes and I want to wh8re myself out to corporations,
I see, do go on,
Well I'd like to verbally fellate their representatives,
And generally choke down the bile of your life over the next 40 years or so?
Yes that's about that jist of it.
He nodded, and as the euthanasia needle pierced my vein I have never been so grateful...
...In
.......All
............My
................Life.
Page: