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What do you want to do?,
Said the careers teacher,
I want to write scripts for Coronation Street,
Said I,
Why on earth would you want to do that?
Because I have no talent,
No talent?
Yes and I want to wh8re myself out to corporations,
I see, do go on,
Well I'd like to verbally fellate their representatives,
And generally choke down the bile of your life over the next 40 years or so?
Yes that's about that jist of it.
He nodded, and as the euthanasia needle pierced my vein I have never been so grateful...
...In
.......All
............My
................Life.
Said the careers teacher,
I want to write scripts for Coronation Street,
Said I,
Why on earth would you want to do that?
Because I have no talent,
No talent?
Yes and I want to wh8re myself out to corporations,
I see, do go on,
Well I'd like to verbally fellate their representatives,
And generally choke down the bile of your life over the next 40 years or so?
Yes that's about that jist of it.
He nodded, and as the euthanasia needle pierced my vein I have never been so grateful...
...In
.......All
............My
................Life.
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What do you want to do?,
Said the careers teacher,
I want to write scripts for Coronation Street,
Said I,
Why on earth would you want to do that?
Because I have no talent,
No talent?
Yes and I want to wh8re myself out to corporations,
I see, do go on,
Well I'd like to verbally fellate their representatives,
And generally choke down the bile of your life over the next 40 years or so?
Yes that's about that jist of it.
He nodded, and as the euthanasia needle pierced my vein I have never been so grateful...
...In
.......All
............My
................Life.
Said the careers teacher,
I want to write scripts for Coronation Street,
Said I,
Why on earth would you want to do that?
Because I have no talent,
No talent?
Yes and I want to wh8re myself out to corporations,
I see, do go on,
Well I'd like to verbally fellate their representatives,
And generally choke down the bile of your life over the next 40 years or so?
Yes that's about that jist of it.
He nodded, and as the euthanasia needle pierced my vein I have never been so grateful...
...In
.......All
............My
................Life.
Replace the 'U' in 'SUIT' with an 'H' and that just about sums it up
I'd support that as a new name change for you.
It certainly wouldn't offend trading standards in anyway.
It certainly wouldn't offend trading standards in anyway.
Coronation Street script writing?
It's a dirty job but somebody has to do it! :-)
It's a dirty job but somebody has to do it! :-)
Apparently they're always cobbled together.
You were being serious ?!
I thought that was some ironic joke, but if you were being serious ...
I thought that was some ironic joke, but if you were being serious ...
Nah, wasn't being serious.
Your comment just stank of ass.
Your comment just stank of ass.
I haven't the energy for an argument
So, I'll concede that you were being ironical, and yes, my ass does stink of ass
So, I'll concede that you were being ironical, and yes, my ass does stink of ass
Proof that your comments do infact erupt from your ass then.
I'd be pretty damn skilled if I could think and type immaculately with my own ass
A "child prodigy" if you will
A "child prodigy" if you will
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