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"Oh Sweet Lord"

I work in a charity shop and I'm in charge of volunteers and such.
I went in today and instead of 60 year old women I was met with two pretty females called Crystal and Amber.

Now, they weren't porn stars but.... Christian Missionaires all the way from Nashville.

They were quite possibly the most attractive people I have ever seen. They didn't even try to Jesus talk me up either. I think Satan is trying to steal my soul... but alas they left.

The Lord Giveth and the Lord Taketh Away.

:D

then teach me oh learned master

Vampyr wrote:
> specimens? honestly you say it like they're objects......

You have a lot to learn, innocent one.

specimens? honestly you say it like they're objects......

problem is, we all know they're never comin back, its just gonna be old women, which in my opinion aint camera worthy.

Any pictures of these specimens? Set up a few spycams for us all Sheepy.

sorry. just tryin to help.


anyway, back to the thread, missionary position?
i crossed the line again right?

how many people come into the shop per day, and how many are old?

Pointing out a small mistake like that in a large word that nobody would bother to notice most of the time - because they would just scan it and not check out each. individual. letter. Pointing out mistakes is ok, but there's a line, and you crossed it.

I'm sure Sheepy was thinking of Missionary - and how he'd like to do the position with Crystal and Amber...

what is?

Vampyr wrote:
> btw you mean missionaries, not missionaires


That's pathetic, it really is.

Did they say that their accommodation is so small, they have to share a bed?