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Just because she's old doesn't mean she can go around throwing diamonds into the sea. Wake me up when you're finished, deary.
Just because she's old doesn't mean she can go around throwing diamonds into the sea. Wake me up when you're finished, deary.
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That feature felt rushed and shoddy, the other 'Cinema$$hole' sections were good as you gave the people a$$hole ratings, and you also knew your stuff. Last time you added information about their various roles and why they stunk, this time you merely slated Titanic by using the old lady - and seemed to have not even the faintest idea what you were talking about.
However, you reached a new low by trying to extract comic value from the sinking of the Titanic, it read like it was a dedicated team of Chickens writing the review, "Some ship sunk - yawn" sounded worthy of DeNiro's comedy (that you claim to hate) and Crossbobs' grasp on linguistic diversity.
It was a poor and pathetic rant, churned out because you were annoyed there was nothing for you to do on a Friday night. Shame on you. Let down
Snuggly a$$hole rating : 60 %
(note - a$$hole is filtered ?!)
However, you reached a new low by trying to extract comic value from the sinking of the Titanic, it read like it was a dedicated team of Chickens writing the review, "Some ship sunk - yawn" sounded worthy of DeNiro's comedy (that you claim to hate) and Crossbobs' grasp on linguistic diversity.
It was a poor and pathetic rant, churned out because you were annoyed there was nothing for you to do on a Friday night. Shame on you. Let down
Snuggly a$$hole rating : 60 %
(note - a$$hole is filtered ?!)
If he's waching big brother he's sick!!
That was the funniest review I have ever read! Thanks, cheered me up big style :D
Heh, Diamonds don't rust...
WTF?!
"Whatchoo talkin' 'bout, Willis?" is more like it.
"Whatchoo talkin' 'bout, Willis?" is more like it.
What y' tokkin abou'?
Keep Gary Coleman too.
I'd like to add one to that list - the little girl in the film Waterworld.
In fact, make that any child in any film, ever.
Apart from Macauley Culkin, he made me laugh.
"I made my family disappear!". Priceless.
In fact, make that any child in any film, ever.
Apart from Macauley Culkin, he made me laugh.
"I made my family disappear!". Priceless.
"ouh..."
What's with the noise she makes? Maybe she accidentally followed through due to the effort of throwing such a heavy object. I wouldn't like to be the crewman who found that little jewel the next morning.
What's with the noise she makes? Maybe she accidentally followed through due to the effort of throwing such a heavy object. I wouldn't like to be the crewman who found that little jewel the next morning.
You swear too much in your reviews. :(
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