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"What does Allah teach anyway ?"

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Fri 22/07/05 at 13:16
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So, trying to understand all this. Does Allah say it's okay to kill infadels (us I guess)?

Do non terrorist Muslims support the same Allah? What do they supposedly get when they blow themselves up?

Now i'm not a religious man as such. I'd like to believe there is a heaven etc, but how can people honestly believe that when you die you go somewhere better? I guess no one will ever know.

But yeah, I guess the main question is what does Allah teach and offer if you sacrifice yourself?

Also, a joke I read in a book: How do we know God was a man. . . ? Because a woman would have made semen taste like chocolate.
Fri 22/07/05 at 17:48
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Maybe god likes the taste of fish. I know I do.
Fri 22/07/05 at 18:05
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Allah doesn't teach any of this suicide bombing nonsense. They're just extremist muslims who claim it's a holy war and say it's for Allah when really it's more of a militant cult and all they're really interested in is attacking the west.

The CIA started up and funded Al Qaeda in the Cold War, this whole thing goes a hell of a lot deeper than the BS the news programmes feed you. It's not just some nutters who hate the west and are suicide bombing to get many virgins when they die.
Fri 22/07/05 at 19:23
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Alfonse wrote:
> Maybe god likes the taste of fish. I know I do.

In which case, you have no idea what you're talking about.
Sat 23/07/05 at 14:07
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SRRHGHGHAA ARABSBSBABAB MUSLIMSIMEEMSMS!!!!

TERRORORISTSMITS!!!
Sat 23/07/05 at 14:23
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upon completion of their 'mission' they are granted 72 virgins in heaven where they have the finest food and wine. They also get to compile a list of 70 friends and family that can join them.

They are also said that their family are looked after once they are gone
Sat 23/07/05 at 16:28
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An Al-Quaida chap, named Hakeem, who dreams of becoming a Martyr, goes to purchase a Dinghy. This is for his holiday in Rhyl, with his brothers, Ghafaar and Derek.

He asks the shop attendant to show him some of the watercraft, and finally settles on an excellent 4 man vessel, complete with oars. "I'll wrap it up for you right away", says the attendant. "Oh, and you get one of these thrown in for free!", he says, and shows Hakeem a shiny new foot pump. Hakeem looks troubled about the item, so much so that the attendant enquires "what's wrong?". "I wanted one that blew itself up", replies Hakeem.

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Terrible joke I know. My apologies.

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