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"Worst Jedi ever"

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a) He's got a massive head and no eyes.
b) He's let his guard drop. Darth Maul would have had him.
c) He's treading on his god damn cloak.

And they wonder why the Jedi were slaughtered so easily.

FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
> Also, his weapon is made of plastic.

Hur hur.

Also, his weapon is made of plastic.

His arms look deformed and his eyes look like the result of some heavy drug abuse or something.

Standards are dropping of late...

And his head's too big for his body, so perhaps he's constantly off balance. A poor Jedi indeed...

Also, he's wearing jeans.

I saw a 'Jedi' (single quotes for a reason), he seemed young out of the pack and unsure of his lightsabre.

He kept on hitting his flock of girlfriends with his shiny blade, then touching the blade with his fingers.

We scowled at such amateur behaviour. And yes, we was around the childrens play park for a legit reason.

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a) He's got a massive head and no eyes.
b) He's let his guard drop. Darth Maul would have had him.
c) He's treading on his god damn cloak.

And they wonder why the Jedi were slaughtered so easily.